Posts by Legolas

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Cat in Emergency Care - could use some support

by carefully faded in

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friends

i'm really nervous and scared right now.

i just brought my boy kitty to the emergency care clinic with a blocked urinary tract.. i noticed something was wrong last night when i came home and his sister greeted me at the front door (he is always the first one to greet me).

i went into my bathroom and saw that one of them had pooped on the floor - something neither of them had ever done before.

Legolas

I'm glad to hear your cats doing better!

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not dfd but no-one speaks to me

by dedpoet in

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i am ex pioneer, ex ministerial serpent not been near a kh in 6 years, smoke, drink had a live in gf until recently, but not dfd, so much for keeping the cong clean!

still, none of my "brothers" with a couple of exceptions, speaks to me now, their way of trying to win me back perhaps?

not that it'd work - i am happy now after 10 years of bs from people who ought to know better but don't

Legolas

Welcome to the board!!

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Have you ever wanted to tell the Borg members this?

by skyman in

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Legolas

Try again!!

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For Legolas

by Quentin in

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Legolas

That's good!......How are you doing it?

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S.A.D. Tommorrow!!

by RichieRich in

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well kids, tommorrow is my special assembly day.... as always, i have a pocket full of aposta-checks, and heart full of anger.

pictures to come, and notes if i can stay awake...

Legolas

As always, I have a pocket full of Aposta-Checks

Richie do you really put them in the box? .......... LOL....I hope so!!!

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A Libation To The Gods..

by Englishman in

we've just returned from the wedding of our first born son, simon, to tania.

it was great, i shall post some pics in a few days.

however, following the wedding, i had a brief telephone conversation with my jw mum who asked me if anyone had noticed that she had not joined in any of the toasts to the bride and groom.

Legolas

At this rate, JW's soon won't be allowed to bang a nail in the wall without being accused of recreating Jesus' death.

That is funny...There was a poster that brought up a good point the other day saying that Jesus didn't get baptized till he was 30 so why do the JW baptize kids?........I thought that was excellent!.....I'll have to ask someone that someday. They are so dogmatic about sooooooooo many other things!!!

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Constantine...Throw up !!!

by Legolas in

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i just watched the movie constantine

any thoughts???????

Legolas

Legolas, are you just not into that sorta genre of movies?? What kind do you like?

I do like that kind of movie.........But i'm sorry I just couldn't follow it....LOL

37

HUMOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Legolas in

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i am begging you to give me some humor!!!!!!!!!!

.............come on somebody pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee say something funny...i need it........

Legolas

These are the top 17 bumper
stickers that everyone wants to see ...

Jesus loves you ... but everyone else thinks you are an ass .

Impotence ... Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

The proctologist called ... they found your head .

Everyone has a photographic memory ... some just don't have any film.

Save your breath .. You'll need it to blow up your date .

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted .

I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Guys ... just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one .

Some people just don't know how to drive ... I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends .

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

If you can read this..I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

Hang up and drive!!
And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!

Welcome to America ... now speak English