I am begging you to give me some HUMOR!!!!!!!!!! .............Come on somebody pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee say something funny...I need it........
HUMOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Legolas 37 Replies latest jw friends
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jgnat
Poor lonely fella. Here, I'll respond to your poor thread.
Q. Why did the Jehovah's Witnesses survive the earthquake?
A. They were standing in the doorway!
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Low-Key Lysmith
Why did the blonde snort Nutra Sweet?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
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Legolas
I love ya's thanks..........I think I might have to change my name...a lot of people think I am a guy!
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jgnat
Or maybe the avatar. Oooooops.
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Legolas
Yea but..but ... That's Legolas!!!
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Low-Key Lysmith
Orlando Bloom is, for all intents and purposes, a girl anyhow.
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Legolas
Why do you say that?
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Low-Key Lysmith
I dunno. I was just being a smartass. I don't think he is leading man material in film though. He just doesn't convince me when he's trying to be a badass. i.e. Pirates of the Carribean, or Kingdom of Heaven. He played a good Legolas though. But then, elves are kinda girly anyhow.
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FMZ
OK, I am straight, but Legolas is hot. The only thing that put me off Orlando Bloom was the character he played in Troy. Pussy. He's still hot tho.
FMZ