Just a thought; you could tell them you hear Jehovah and the angels speaking to you. The doctor gave you pills, but you won't take them because they prevent you from hearing these holy voices. A sisterâ„¢ in my old hall did that, and the elders couldn't 'lose' her quickly enough, and she never got df'd. Everyone was happy to forget she ever existed. I don't know if she really had an illness or was a very good faker, but she dropped off the radar in record time.
Alternatively, you could just grow a beard and let them delete you for it.
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