Everyone here is invited to my divorce to celebrate the repudiation of my vows.
Feel free to contribute cash to help defray my legal expenses.
W
yesterday, i received in the mail a wedding invitation...well not actually a wedding invitation, it was more of a re-newal of vows invitation.
with me so far...ok, i'm fine with that.
i even visited her church a few years ago, it was nice, but i don't want to join a church.
Everyone here is invited to my divorce to celebrate the repudiation of my vows.
Feel free to contribute cash to help defray my legal expenses.
W
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tuesday the 9th ...our little scully is going to be ????????
29??
Happy B-day Scully!
W
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remember that cheesy shit-eating dub grin that you would get from attendents and such after missing a bunch of meetings
gbl
They're the only people I've ever met who smiled and laughed for no reason. Them and the acid heads I knew in high school.
W
isn't that an oxymoron?
No more mundane day to day struggle to eek out a living ... Please prove this, how easy do you think its going to be farming your own land, building your own house only taking care of yourself without anyone's aid? I think it will be tougher then then it is now!
People won't need to farm. They'll just crawl around naked in the fields and graze like cattle. The 6 billion rotting corpses might make it a bit unpleasant though.
W
isn't that an oxymoron?
That is not how the Bible describes Paradise at all. In fact it will be the exact opposite of what you said.
You mean I won't be the owner of a multi billion dollar briefcase industry?
W
isn't that an oxymoron?
What negative attitudes!!!
How could anyone not want to live forever in a world filled with people like Jehovah's Witnesses? Where all the men and boys wear suits and ties? Where all the women wear flowery dresses, even when hiking in the mountains? Where all people will speak in agreement, or else? When every weekend there will be assemblies and conventions to attend? Where pedophiles can do as they please as long as there aren't 2 witnesses?
And imagine how rich you can get if you start a briefcase manufacturing business?
W
lolitas older men with little girls.
i promised myself only 30 minutes on thisso the timer starts now.
my perspective on this is probably different than most, i am a male, 32 years old.
I couldn't imagine dating someone who's a teen. I just don't find someone that young attractive - they look too much like kids. And what would there be to talk about with so little in common? You can only spend so much time screwing. What do you do with the other 12 hours in a day?
Shera:
.Hey I'm 35 and if I wanted to date,marry a man who was 50 I would.I'll be young enough to push him in his wheelchair in 20 yrs....
I don't think I'll need a wheelchair in 20 years, but maybe in 30. You're definitely on my short-list.
Damn, you're not single, are ya?
W
just thought some of you may find this interesting.. riding on public transit/transport here in toronto, i saw these very puzzling ads depicting a man stroking the feathers of what looked to be a 'snowy owl', with the caption reading something like:.
'....some birds are excellent for cleaning up and absorbing oil spills' (not exact wording...but .
so i finally checked out the site.
Thanks for posting this, Ray.
W
in a recent post, sir82 wrote that a trainee missionary attending the school of gilead emailed the following..
"it was brought out that christendom and the world smacks of .
baalism today.
It's all about control. So what happens when someone decides to go out in service™ instead of some recreation? Does they actually accomplish anything? Does they go about the work urgently? Or do they settle into their "pioneer stroll"? I can't count the number of times I was told to "slow down" when going from house to house. I bet I could crawl faster than most of those pioneers walk.
Then, SUDDENLY, at 11:00 AM the work reaches a fever pitch! Everyone's picking up the pace! What is it? An interested person??? Persecution??? Armageddon??? NO!!! It's a sudden, renewed zeal for Jehover Tim Hortons!!!
Break time is the most important time in service™ - that's when they're all seen by the elders.
W
i have to laugh at how hard they try to bring people in by knocking on doors and rv's - but once the people are in they are pushing them out the back door with both hands!
we all remember how hard it was to stay there (even if you believed it all) - let alone the head-trips they put you through!!
listen to this.
Marrying only in the lord does make things very hard for a lot of people.
I've seen a lot of JW women in their forties who have never married because the women seem to outnumber the men here. And many of them won't consider a "worldly" man. They also seemed to be better educated than the men in the congregation, and had very good jobs.
Probably the exemplary™ pioneer™ brothers™ were too intimidated by these women with a brain and greater earning potential.
W