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  AWESOME ARTICLE

  by toer5777 in

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  discipline that can yield peaceable fruit.

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  let us abhor what is wicked

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  Now THAT'S what I call repitition for emphasis™!

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  Waiting at the corner

  by startingover in

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  this is too funny, run your mouse over the people

  http://www.fun.from.hell.pl/2003-02-18/peeping.swf

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  Finally-Free

  I'm LMAO and my coworkers probably think I've lost it!

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  AWESOME ARTICLE

  by toer5777 in

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  discipline that can yield peaceable fruit.

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  let us abhor what is wicked

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  Finally-Free

  Sorry, but I've been instructed to avoid reading apostate literature.

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  ...trying to track down the JW core doctrines

  by jgnat in

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  this is what i've concluded.. there are 104 questions the jw baptismal candidate must answer.

  by comparison, a baptist dunker asks no more than five.

  orthodox christians follow the nicene creed.

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  Finally-Free

  Jehovah's Witnesses believe in the Holy Trinity.

  In the name of The Watchtower, The Governing Body, and The Legal Department, Amen.

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  Chess!!??

  by Lilycurly in

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  i just read from the quotes website that the wts discourages people to play chess!

  i never knew that!lol they compare it to actual war and say it can make one competitive and aggresive.

  i've never read such bullshit, if i didn't know better, i would have thought that this was a mock article.

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  Finally-Free

  That's why I always play antichess, where the object of the game is to lose. It helps me turn all my latent aggression on myself.

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  the "end of the internet"

  by colorado5591 in

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  sometimes i feel like i have reached the "end of the internet".

  it seems like i always go to the same sites looking for something amusing only to be sorely dissapointed.. .

  gimme something new!

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  Finally-Free

  You just need to broaden your horizons.

  http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
  http://www.createfarts.com/
  http://www.belchingbob.com/fan.asp

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  So as i'm leaving the house this morning...

  by stillconcerned in

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  ...two ladies park at the entrance of my driveway (thereby blocking my egress), get out of their mommi-van, and approach me smiling.. i don't know either of them.. the elder gal asks me if i'd be interested in learning what will happen 'in the end times'.. i am dressed for the courtroom, carrying a bunch of documents related to litigation against the watchtower in california and texas.

  when i turn to respond, several of my draft documents slide out of my daytimer and (spat!

  ) on the driveway.

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  Finally-Free

  You might get paper cuts on your hiney!!

  Not only that, but who knows where those magazines have been, or how long they've been sitting in a service™ bag alongside decomposing food scraps! Or how many unwashed hands have touched them.

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  I may have sealed my fate.....

  by atypical in

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  well, i have been trying to fade peacefully for months, for the sake of my wife and family.

  to do this, i have had to hold my tongue about most of what i know, and i have done a good job of it until now.

  the other day, i was hanging out with my buddy who misses most meetings, but still believes it's the truth.

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  Finally-Free

  What about the 2 witness rule? Was he the only person that heard you?

  I'm all for telling the elders to f*ck off and all that, but my way is not good for everyone. What was it the Watchtower said about "theocratic warefare"? You don't have to tell the truth to someone who's not entitled to it. You're not under any obligation to tell them the truth about your beliefs. Do what you need to do to save your family.

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  You may go to college, you may go to school, if you don't know Jehovah...

  by truthseeker in

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  you're an educated fool.. .

  so said a brother from the patterson educational centre.. .

  and so the point of this post is, can we give a rhyming rebuttal?.

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  There once was a young pioneer,
  Who sucked back 24 beer,
  He puked on his shirt, then said with a smirk,
  "It's a good thing there's no elders here!"

  There was an old sister in Bethel,
  Who drank 2 litres of ethyl,
  She shed all her clothes, put some coke up her nose,
  And listened to some heavy metal.

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  You may go to college, you may go to school, if you don't know Jehovah...

  by truthseeker in

  1. jw
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  you're an educated fool.. .

  so said a brother from the patterson educational centre.. .

  and so the point of this post is, can we give a rhyming rebuttal?.

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  Finally-Free

  There once was a young pioneer,
  Who sat down and read some Shakespeare,
  An elder told him he's committing a sin,
  To Jehovah this won't him endear.

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