Gawd, that was hilarious!
coolhandluke
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Dear Jehovah™ GOD
by unclebruce indear jehovah god,
how are you today?
as a representative of your 'earthy organisation' i learned you are now nearing the end of your 7,000 year 'day of rest'.
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UBMs - why do we love JWs??
by Super_Becka ini think there's been a thread on this before, but i figured i'd ask again.. for all of the ubms out there, why is it that we love witnesses??
what is it about them that we find so attractive??
why are we putting ourselves through this mess when we know full-well that there are lots of non-jws out there who would be better for us??.
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coolhandluke
Let me preface this by saying Becka that I'm glad that you have someone that you feel good to be around, that makes you feel good. I find that we are often with people who reflect us in very true ways. Your boyfriend will figure himself out in time as you will as well. The only caution I would lend would be that if this is your choice in men that you must grow with them or all will fall to pieces.
Maybe it would be better for me to say that I tend to find myself with guys that haven't really figured out who they are, what they want and what they need.
The beauty of being with someone who has these things already figured out is that they tend to know what it is that they want and that is part of what makes a man or a woman vs a girl or a boy IMHO. The problem with being with someone who hasn't figured it out is that the growth of knowing these vital things can be stunted simply by their split focus. You are his priority and he is not his priority. Hopefully though by watching you and seeing how you grow and interact it will help him know what he needs out of his life and his interactions.
Good luck to you
CHL
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UBMs - why do we love JWs??
by Super_Becka ini think there's been a thread on this before, but i figured i'd ask again.. for all of the ubms out there, why is it that we love witnesses??
what is it about them that we find so attractive??
why are we putting ourselves through this mess when we know full-well that there are lots of non-jws out there who would be better for us??.
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coolhandluke
Becka I don't know you so please to not take this as a judgement in any way
I always find myself falling for a guy who needs a lot of work but that I'm crazy about anyway.
I have a serious problem with this. People don't need work. I mean we are with who we are with for who and what they are. This human need to "make people better" is troublesome. I have been in relationships where this was an underlying goal. It hurt and I am sick from it. I am what I am for good reason. The changes I make to my organism are changes that I deem necessary because of some event or occurence which makes me believe that such a change is required. Sometimes that comes in the form of people bringing things to my attention. Usually though it is some inward work that I have done that brings about such changes. To want to conform someone to your will or your ideals of what would be "better" is not the most productive way to express your love for them.
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coolhandluke
i will echo the previous. a truly amazing piece of film work. but paying attention is completely necessary. you'll lose a lot if you don't pay attention to all of the players in the story
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If the society says jump...................you say
by wannaexit inwell the c.o was visiting the congregation a few weeks ago and he made an interesting comment.. he said that years ago when the society said "jump" the brothers would respond "how high?.
now when the society says "jump" the brothers ask "why"?.
this tells me that the walls of this spiritual paradise are cracking and that many are not willing to put up with all the crap that jw's of the past did.. what do you think?
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coolhandluke
yeah see, i heard this crap different. i had this co who said once that when the society asks us to jump we don't even ask how high, we jump as high as possible
wanna hear the worst part? i completely and totally bought into it.
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TV series&movies-CURSING!!!
by BlessedStar inhow do you feel about tv shows & movies at present?.
do you think it is appropriate for children to be viewing comedies with cursing and sexual encounters?.
don't you think movies have more cursing even though they are rated "g"?.
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coolhandluke
Post 1168 of 1489
since 18-May-05IP: uY83r7yyTDHYgTOf BlessedStar Feb 21, 2006
Post 141 of 141
since 17-Jan-06IP: uY83r7yyTDHYgTOf at least use a different pc, k?
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My Amazing Morphing Kids
by rwagoner inmy kids constantly amaze me.
when other people are around they are little angels but once it is just their mom and i...look out....they release their true selves !
lol.
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coolhandluke
kid gave himself a tattoo. that is priceless!!
CHL
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A hypothetical "ride" in Satan's Spaceship.
by Franz inis satan in possession of an alien spaceship?
will the devil use this advanced technology to deceive the nations?
welcome to the mystery of genesis:6:4. .
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coolhandluke
RE-GODDAMNED-DICULOUS
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JW writing committee: Incapable of seeing the irony!
by sir82 inthe march 1 watchtower's cover asks the question, "where can you find christ's teachings?".
meanwhile, in the very same magazine, we get 2 study articles containing the following:.
-- which type of video & video game to avoid.
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coolhandluke
you are spot on
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Jehovah baby: you were my better-half, but just an invitation to the blues.
by tetrapod.sapien inlosing jehovah was like losing a girlfriend that you loved.
you barely had time to flinch when you found out that she had been sleeping with all your friends and stealing your records to pawn off.
that you had just been another sucker on the vine.. when jehovah dumps you, you start looking at yourself longer and harder, and wondering what it was about him that you found in yourself, until all you see there in the reflection is just yourself, dancing with an imaginary hand and waistline.. when jehovah was gone, and the war was over, i realized that all the things that had made me "good", and "moral", and "hate what was bad", didn't mean anything to me anymore.
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coolhandluke
That was great tetra.god