one day the body was having a argument as to who should be the BOSS.. well first the head said i should be the BOSS because i have the mind insde of me and i have to make important decisions . then arms said no way i want to be the BOSS i have to carry all the stuff that the head decides to make as to a decision. then the leggs said no way i want to be the BOSS because i have to carry the body every were we go the whole body was inturmoil. who should be the BOSS. well finally the Asshole said i should be the BOSS. well before he could begin to tell why he should be the BOSS. the whole body started to laugh they laughed so hard that the ASSHOLE clamped up . well after 3 days went by the eyes began to be a bit glossy the brain got dizzy the leggs got a little bit wobbly. they finally said ok ASSHOLE u can be the BOSS. the MORAL of the story is you can be an ASSHOLE and still be the BOSS
therock
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The Moral of the story is...... (fluff)
by Gretchen956 ina teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the next day to tell their stories.
in the classroom the next day, joe gave his example first, "my dad is a farmer and we have chickens.
one day we were taking lots of eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the truck when we hit a big bump in the road; the basket fell off the seat and all the eggs broke.
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You know you've done something wrong as a parent,,,,,,
by kls inwhen your 26 yr old son calls mom to tell him his microwave must be broke because it is arcing waves back and forth ,and the mom says " son what was in the microwave when this happened ?
son says" nothing , mom says" what do you mean nothing ,you can't run a microwave with nothing in it " son says " well how else do you preheat them
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therock
i have a 27 yr daughter and one day we were looking at the moon set in the west <sun always rises in the east and sets in the west>and she says oh dad what a beautiful sunset. ooookkkk