I told those bastards to leave me alone...
LOL
The only problem is that - if any of the Halls I've been in are any indication - the response would be:
Conductor: "Thank you, Sister Ingenuous. By the way, could someone correct the sister's math and give us the right date for the fall of Jerusalem. Yes, sister?"
Four-year-old prompted by her parents: "607!"
Conductor: "Thank you, sister. Now, moving on to the next subheading..."