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  Massachusetts backs gay marriage

  by ignored_one in

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  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3281017.stm

  massachusetts backs gay marriage the us state of massachusetts has ruled in favour of gay marriage.

  the state's supreme judicial court ruled that that barring same-sex couples from the benefits of civil marriage was "unconstitutional.

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  chillyrodent

  Court rules in favor of homosexuals
  Christians fear an end to traditional marriage
  and abortion clinic shootings
  
  WorldNutDaily.org
  
  Thousands of formerly ardent Christians filed for divorce
  this morning, as others raped their children and household
  pets, after the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court ruled
  that gay people are citizens too.
  
  "My marriage is over," spoke one upset Christian as he
  dry-humped the fender of a parked car. "My marriage isn't
  worth anything," he insisted. "I feel no connection to my wife
  and children and I just want to do whatever I please, when it
  pleases me to do it." With that he turned to a passing elderly
  woman and shouted for her to reveal her "tits."
  
  This same scene is being repeated over & over again, on
  every street in every city & town in America. Once devoted
  parents & spouses, America's Christians are denouncing any
  bonds between themselves and their families as they embark
  on a binge of sex, drugs and socialism.
  
  "We warned you that this would happen," insisted one anti
  human rights activist. "We told you that gay citizens enjoying
  equal rights would destroy marriage, the family and even
  Christianity itself. And now it's happened," he said. "You
  should have listened to us. If you had, I wouldn't of had to
  have sex with three different strange men in a public restroom
  this morning."
  
  The fallout from today's decision is enormous and far reaching.
  So big is the change that swept America this morning that it may
  be days before a true accounting of the damage is complete. As
  things stand, one uncomfirmed report has Bob Jones Jr., of Bob
  Jones University, defecating on his bible upon hearing the news,
  while other witnesses have come forward to report that they had
  seen Pat Robertson, former leader of the Christian Coalition and
  the host of the 700 club, enjoying sex with a chair.
  
  Congress was quick to pass an appropriations bill funding the
  thousands of new orphanages needed to care for the abandoned
  children. It is hoped that this is only a temporary measure and
  that Christians will yet accept the financial reponsibility for their
  families, even if they no longer love them and insist on
  masturbating in public.
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  upstate New York

  by bonnie38 in

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  is anyone from upstate new york?

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  chillyrodent

  Fingerlakes Region here. My poor son is being dragged (not quietly, mind you) to the Henrietta Assembly Hall tomorrow.
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  Louisiana

  by gspradling in

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  hi all,.

  i just wondered if there was anyone on here from deridder, la?

  i was in the borg there back in the 70's.

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  chillyrodent

  I have relatives in Anacoco by the name of Self. I have relatives in Port Arthur, TX by the name of Bland and a father in Jasper by the name of Ellis.

  I never lived there myself. Do any of the names sound familiar - maybe from conventions?