now that the gerontocrats have dispensed with their annual springtime campaign of blustering everyone away from the wine and bread, it's now time to for the yearly decalogue of decorum; an epistle to the clueless.. in the april kingdom ministry the old farts tackle their annual chore of getting their dubbies to somehow behave like normal, thoughtful human beings when let loose on the public away from their kingdom halls.. what do we find on page 5?
``reminders" to the rabble not to save seats; not to leave the premises during the noon lunch break, nor to bring booze or large coolers; to tip at least 15% to 20% when dining at restaurants.
this, i believe is a first; they now feel they have to coach jws on just how much is considered apopropriate by ``worldly" (read ``normal") human beings.
I just need to mention about that tipping thing.
These people are constantly proclaiming that money is of no importance to them but getting them to part with a reasonable tip after eating is like pulling teeth.
I would NEVER EVER eat in a real restaurant with a Dub.
i found tha the question from readers was a very misleading article when it came to 'controling of sexual passions between husbands and wives.
the article is as follows:.
june 2006 watchtower.
Being a study of the connection between the Bible and Medicine, dealing with both the spiritual and scientific aspects of healing; topics covered include ancient medicine, priests and physicians, diseases of the Bible, leprosy, treatments, Luke the physician, the miracles of healing, demon possession, etc;
So basically it´s about as scientific as the theory that demons cause headaches. The book doesn´t even PRETEND to be a true medical journal
The book is also by the PATER NOSTER PRESS. What would your PO have done if he discovered you reading something so Apostate.
first i went to the blood center and gave blood.
i got the "i gave" sticker.
i also wore my cross necklace and walked in the doors speaking to everyone like i never left.
HI
Thanks for the story. You look pretty hot. Are you married_
first i went to the blood center and gave blood.
i got the "i gave" sticker.
i also wore my cross necklace and walked in the doors speaking to everyone like i never left.
HI
Thanks for the story. You look pretty hot. Are you married_
ok, it could be a motorcycle or a truck too.
LOLZ!
Just last week I picked up SO at book study in my brightly colored, convertible Italian car.
Timing was perfect since the Dupes were having a last minute love-fest at the entrance.
Stumbled the crap out of a bunch of them.
im posting for brooke, cause she is in the middle of a bet, and cant post till may 3rd.
and we know how determined she can be.
she wont loose.
Dayummmm!
Even I would go to meetings if there were fine hooters like that to look at!
sorry if this offends, but the only thing that comes to mind is: you can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16934293%26method=full%26siteid=94762%26headline=exclusive--britney-tot-cracks-his-skull-name_page.html 12 april 2006exclusive: britney tot cracks his skullexclusive singer and hubby quizzed over baby's injuryby ryan parry, us correspondent.
britney spears and her husband are being quizzed after their baby son suffered a suspected fractured skull.
six-month-old sean smashed his head falling to the ground from his high chair.
SIX DAYS!!!
Anyone with children will immediately note a change in their child´s behavior. This is a given
Letting the condition linger for nearly a week represents a grave failure to provide care for an infant child.
This is also known as ¨Child Abuse¨
As far as the trailer park comments go it is understood that it refers to those, who by their actions, generally follow a standard of conduct that is reprehensible to the average, reasonably cautious person. Child Abuse certainly represents an activity beyond the boundaries of reasonable activity.
Of course with those genes it´s not likely that the kid has a hope of ever being a neuro surgeon anyway so go ahead and drop him all you want.
received via email from a supporter,has anyone heard of this watchtower cult development?
{...i just wanted to let you know about some recent and alarming news in the wts.
my sister, who is not baptized yet, has been going to the meetings on a regular basis with my mom, who is full time pioneer.
If anyone is a direct witness to one of these talks how about asking the Brother afterwards for an example of just one of the lands.
My impression is that it will be a country in which the Dubz have NEVER had a presence making the whole comment both untruthful and illogical.
How can the preaching have stopped in Palestine, for example, if there has never been a Publisher in Palestine.
how ludicrous is that witness idea?
wifey and i have been out for well over two years - and had 'faded' some months before that.
not a single 'shepherd' of the flock has given a flying shit.
Gotta keep things in order or you might come back one day.
You DO have a recorder, right_
has anyone ever heard of the practice of bonsai kittens.
it is where you put a kitten in a bottle, and put a tub inside it to discard waste and another in it's mouth to feed it.
you then display it, kind of like a decoration.
Ha Ha!
Course if we can see through the baloney of the WTBS it´s unlikely that we are prime urban myth material.
