joizus, where do i start, ok, as regards the Master Bayshun, i cracked one off the wrist regually before a talk, just so i could imagine their horor knowing what i had just done. foul, but their were some fine sisters in our hall whats a small boy to do?
Also was hungover loads of times on a sunday, said Shit out loud when i was startled half asleep when the roving mikes came past. It was audible to the whole cong as the moron had the mike on!
Played all along the watchtower by hendrix, at full belt, on the hall's PA system, on a saturday cleanup day, to be discovered by an elder, as im doing air guitar and leaping off the stage!
Err, had a fight with my mate, just for the hell of it, full punch on, no Queensbury rules!
Had a BJ off a sister during the renovations of our hall, in the back seat of her Opel Rekord!
Stuck condoms I found in my dads drawer on the majority of the cars, in the carpark, exahust pipes.
As you can see I was a model witness.
skinnyboy
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What's the most controversial thing you ever did in Kingdom Hall?
by JH ini remember scanning real money and with photoshop pasting the picture of an elder on the bill over the face of the queen.
then i printed many bills.
it looked very real.
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Sabotaging one's life...
by Frog ini think that if i don't take the time to post this one out of me i may very well implode:(.
gosh i feel so bloody awful at the moment, and i apologise for laying this on my friends here when i know you all have your own ordeals to deal with.. i've been feeling intensley anxious lately about going home to visit my family at the end of the year.
there's going to be a bit of a family reunion in my home town, which will mainly consist of my immediate family (my never been baptised brother, my disfellowshipped self, and my fence sitter baptised father) and my uncles family (once an elder of 20years, my aunty, their two 20somethings sons who've never been baptised, and my cousin who like me was diss'd a few or so years ago).
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skinnyboy
josh beat me to it!
sage words TS! I agree, you should have everyright to be suspicious, your not sabotaging you life, your safeguarding your soul from another barrage of emotional warfare. Why should you agree with something just for familys sake? We've all been there and got the crappy tee-shirt. Let them be I say, The thought of you putting yourself through it makes my stomach churn, let alone yours mate. Maybe its too soon for you to trust them to be just family, i would be wary.
big hugs (((((((((((ronnie)))))))))))))
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Melbourne Cup - I didn't win...
by misspeaches inwell while all our american friends are off celebrating halloween in various shapes and forms down under everyone is gathering to watch the biggest horse racing event of the year... .
the melbourne cup!!!
well i placed my bets and was very optimistic about them as i had recieved a hot tip.... .
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hahaha we are such a slacker nation eh, do you know of anyother country that loves a horserace so much, it shuts down businesses for a day? What a country! Thats why i love it here, hillbillys in suits and ties!
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Melbourne Cup - I didn't win...
by misspeaches inwell while all our american friends are off celebrating halloween in various shapes and forms down under everyone is gathering to watch the biggest horse racing event of the year... .
the melbourne cup!!!
well i placed my bets and was very optimistic about them as i had recieved a hot tip.... .
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the Gee-gees are australian tradition, gambling is a national pastime too! If you can bet on the outcome of an event, they do here! I hate gambling, not becuase of my dub roots, but i feel its a waste of money!
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Is "Perfection" really desirable?
by JH inimagine the new system where "everybody" is perfect...... people with no faults.... this sounds almost dull to me !!!
i find that there is something attractive about imperfect people, imperfect actions, .
huey lewis lyrics.
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depends on you definition of Perfection. If we all had it what a soulless sterile place it would be, we would reject perfectionism if it was given to us. we are free thinking beings and perfection would abhor us, we find delight in lifes little imperfections.
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Melbourne Cup - I didn't win...
by misspeaches inwell while all our american friends are off celebrating halloween in various shapes and forms down under everyone is gathering to watch the biggest horse racing event of the year... .
the melbourne cup!!!
well i placed my bets and was very optimistic about them as i had recieved a hot tip.... .
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always back a winner, The Diva strikes again!
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Were the people I studied with just crack pots?
by caz ini have been thinking about my late mother today, ( it would have been her b'day) and i am feeling a bit upset over the fact that i no longer have a beautiful old wooden table that she gave me before she passed away.
this piece of furniture was one of the first items that she bought when we emmigrated from the uk to aus' and she had bought it 2nd hand.
i loved that table but i got rid of it on the insistance of the 2 women i was studying with as they told me it had demons in it!
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totally normal my friend!
i had to endure years of crackpot sisters filling my mothers head with crap! My mum, being the sheep she was, beleived it all! Regardless of how it affected us as children.
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What if Nebraska became JW?
by Fatfreek inmostly i hate hypothetical questions but i'll make an exception since i'm the one who's asking.
if the u.s. heartland state of nebraska suddenly found itself 90% occupied by jehovah's witnesses what do you think could happen?
first off, i have more questions than answers.
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it would disapear up its own arse within 12 months.
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Satan Vs. God: Tally of Destruction
by acuragirl inok i was just thinking about horrible satan and loving god.
can anyone rack up the death and destruction of these two for comparison?.
god has the destruction of all life on earth save for noah and his family and 2 of each animal.
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talk about bad press eh!
Very much maligned scamp old nick is, you never hear of Acts of Satan for weather snafus, or Wars fought in Satans name either. The figures don't add up, bit like the Republican Government, maybe God REALLY is with Bush, hasn't anyone ever thought that eh! -
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Chill out music
by seattleniceguy inwhat music do you listen to when you want to chill?
i'm talking about kicking back, sitting in a dark room, maybe sipping on a lovely adult beverage, kind of stuff.
death cab for cutie: plans.
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skinnyboy
Royksopp, great outfit, a permanant spot in my car stacker!
Kings of Convenience are lo-fi good to chill out to as well.