Posts by closer2fine

A) Chest - You are a practical person. Straightforward and do not beat around the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things your way. A good sex partner and willing to try new things. Your best partner in life will be those who chose D) hair.

B) Face - Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it. Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard to understand you but you are not concerned as to what they think. Very self-centered person. Average sex partner as too selfish and tend to be absorbed in self pleasure at the expense of your partner. Your best partner in life will be those who chose E) privates and G) others.

C) Armpits - You are a dependable and hard working person. Generally very popular person as you are very down to earth and willing to help others. Tend to get yourself into trouble as you cannot tell whether people are genuine towards you. Make very poor sex partners as you are the working type with average talent. Your best partner in life will be those who chose F) shoulders.

D) Hair - Artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby but you can achieve what most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. Make the best sex partners as you are most willing to explore and please the other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose A) chest and E) privates.

E) Privates - Shy type. You lack self confidence and tend to be bullied by others. You do not have lots of friends as others find you boring and unattractive. Perseverance is not your strength and you tend to give up easily and at the first opportunity. However, you make an above average sex partner. You are able to show your true emotions to very few people. Hence in sex, you find your inner strengths. Your best partner in life will be those who chose B) face and D) hair.

F) Shoulder - A born loser. You fail in everything that you do. People dislike you and you tend to spend your time alone. Your type have been known to be heavy gamblers and drinkers. You see the world as a living hell. Money and power is also important to you. But your luck will always fail you. You make a lousy sex partner. You will find it difficult to find a partner in life. Those who chose C) armpits are your only chance.

G) Others - You are a very average person. Undoubtedly, you have your inner strengths but people find it hard to see. You must learn to be a little bit more adventurous and sell your potential. Deep down, you are a very likeable person with very few faults. However, the key will be to make your strengths stand out and not just hide your weaknesses. You are an average sex partner. You have great fantasies about different techniques but unfortunately are not brave enough to try them out. Your best partner in life will be those who chose B) face.

closer

Solid stone is just sand and water, baby
Sand and water, and a million years gone by - beth nielsen chapman

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Facts on car companies

by closer2fine in

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friends

received this as an email (obviously directed to americans):.

below is a list of automobile manufacturers showing how they contributed to the relief and recovery efforts of september 11, 2001.. .

1. ford- $1 million to american red cross matching employee.

closer2fine

Received this as an email (obviously directed to Americans):

Below is a list of automobile manufacturers showing how they contributed to the relief and recovery efforts of September 11, 2001.

1. Ford- $1 million to American Red Cross matching employee
contributions of the same number plus 10 Excursions to NY Fire Dept.

Ford also offered ER response team services and office space to
displaced government employees.

2. GM- $1 million to American Red Cross matching employee contributions of the same number and a fleet of vans, SUV's, and trucks.

3. Daimler Chrysler- $10 million to support of the children and victims of the Sept. 11 attack.

4. Harley Davidson motorcycles- $1 million and 30 new motorcycles to the New York Police Dept.

5. Volkswagen- Employees and management created a Sept 11 Foundation,
funded initial with $2 million, for the assistance of the Children and
victims of the WTC.

6. Hyundai- $300,000 to the American Red Cross.

7. Audi- Nothing.

8. BMW- Nothing.

9. Daewoo- Nothing.

10. Fiat- Nothing.

11. Honda- Nothing. They did boast they had the second best sales month ever in August 2001.

12. Isuzu- Nothing.

13. Mitsubishi- Nothing.

14. Nissan- Nothing.

15. Porsche- Nothing. A press release with condolences via the Porsche
website was posted.

16. Subaru- Nothing.

17. Suzuki- Nothing.

18. Toyota- Nothing despite claims of high sales in July and August 2001 as well as condolences posted on the website.

Whenever the time may be for you to purchase or lease a new vehicle, keep this information in mind. You might want to give more consideration to a car manufactured by an American-owned and / or American based company.

Apart from Hyundai and Volkswagen, the foreign car companies contributed nothing at all to the citizens of the United States.

It's OK for these companies to take money out of this country, but it is apparently not acceptable to return some in a time of crisis.

I believe we should not forget things like this. Say thank you in a way that gets their attention.

Pass it on.

closer

Solid stone is just sand and water, baby
Sand and water, and a million years gone by - beth nielsen chapman

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Dark in Here

by closer2fine in

dark in here.

a woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work.. her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

the woman's husband also comes home.

closer2fine

Dark in Here

A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover
are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy -"$1,000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again".

closer

Solid stone is just sand and water, baby
Sand and water, and a million years gone by - beth nielsen chapman

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Our waitress @ Philly Phest was a JW!!!

by badwillie in

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friends

yes, she was - incredible huh?.

the first philly phest was a great success.

5 adults and 2 children all enjoyed a fine dining experience in princeton on saturday night.

closer2fine

teeeeheeeee! Anyone know her name?

closer

Solid stone is just sand and water, baby
Sand and water, and a million years gone by - beth nielsen chapman

44

Anyone From...?

by Mister Biggs in

...philly area or even the poconos area?

closer2fine

I moved a lot - but wasn't a JW for the recent (last 10+years) moves. Lansdale was one screwed up place though.

closer

Solid stone is just sand and water, baby
Sand and water, and a million years gone by - beth nielsen chapman

44

Anyone From...?

by Mister Biggs in

...philly area or even the poconos area?

closer2fine

heeee heeee, is used to go to Lansdale congo.

closer

Solid stone is just sand and water, baby
Sand and water, and a million years gone by - beth nielsen chapman

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Most hated Bible stories....

by PopeOfEruke in

years ago, i had a pet-hate bible story, and it was this one story that actually started me on the path to freedom from the borg-org.. it was the story of lot when he was living in sodom and the 2 angels visited (dressed like men of course).

and the crowd of sodomites were yelling "send out the visitors so we can bonk them senseless".

remember?.

closer2fine

waiting, did you read "The Red Tent" story of Dinah from birth to death.

closer

Solid stone is just sand and water, baby
Sand and water, and a million years gone by - beth nielsen chapman

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how do you block unwanted url ?

by rekless in

jw
friends

i have icq and every 5 seconds i keep getting teeny boopers wanting me to look at them get naked, how do i stop it???

?

closer2fine

Sorry, just have to say it again......Naeblis is hot.

closer

Solid stone is just sand and water, baby
Sand and water, and a million years gone by - beth nielsen chapman

44

Anyone From...?

by Mister Biggs in

...philly area or even the poconos area?

closer2fine

I used to be from the Philly area (DC at the VET & CC at Buckingham)

closer

Solid stone is just sand and water, baby
Sand and water, and a million years gone by - beth nielsen chapman