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Which Disney Character are you most like?

by closer2fine in

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just for fun!!!

my friend sent this to me.

http://disney.go.com/vacations/websites/100yom/secret/flash.html.

I wasn't sure where to post this ??

by closer2fine in

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since there isn't an "other" forum.. my hubby is a die-hard regular razor kinda guy.

i want to buy him a nice electric (or cordless) shaver for christmas (help cut his shave time in half).

i went to consumer reports to see what they said - and they haven't reviewed it.. does anyone have any recommendations?.

I wasn't sure where to post this ??

by closer2fine in

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since there isn't an "other" forum.. my hubby is a die-hard regular razor kinda guy.

i want to buy him a nice electric (or cordless) shaver for christmas (help cut his shave time in half).

i went to consumer reports to see what they said - and they haven't reviewed it.. does anyone have any recommendations?.

My hubby is a die-hard regular razor kinda guy. I want to buy him a nice electric (or cordless) shaver for Christmas (help cut his shave time in half). I went to Consumer Reports to see what they said - and they haven't reviewed it.

Does anyone have any recommendations?

Pros - Cons????

Thanks,

closer

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He Said, She Said....

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10) he said... i don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

she said...you wear briefs, don't you?.

9) she said...what do you mean by coming home half drunk?

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10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said... It's not my fault -- I ran out of money.

8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She said...Well, you succeeded.

7) He said... Two inches more, and I would be king. She said... Two inches less, and you'd be queen.

6) On wall in ladies room: My husband follows me everywhere. Written just below it: I do not.

5) He said... Shall we try a different position tonight? She said...That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

4) Priest... I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband. She said...Who's gonna look?

3) He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight. She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

And the number 1 "He said...She said"

1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said... I would, but you're never there.

closer

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Online Christmas Card.....

by closer2fine in

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in the spirit of e-man's post earlier - i had planned on sending out ecards this year to all of you.

after the rants regarding the junk mail emails - i decided to send them only to those who want one :o).

please either post below, or send me an email letting me know if it is ok to send a card to you.. [email protected].

closer2fine

In the spirit of E-man's post earlier - I had planned on sending out ecards this year to all of you. After the rants regarding the junk mail emails - I decided to send them only to those who want one :o)

Please either post below, or send me an email letting me know if it is ok to send a card to you.

[email protected]

closer

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Texas......

by closer2fine in

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for xena and billygoat..... when you're from texas, people that you meet ask you questions.

like, do you have any cows?

" it's nice to be able to say yes.. they ask you, "do you have horses?

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Utopian Reformist -

So all land that was taken from anyone should be given back? If that happened, which states would be left?

closer

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Who Wants A Christmas Card?

by Englishman in

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i want to send lots of christmas greetings cards this year.

i especially want to send a card to dozens of posters from this site.

i suppose the obvious answer is that folks email me with an address.

closer2fine

ooohhhh oooohhhh me too!!!

closer

47

Texas......

by closer2fine in

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for xena and billygoat..... when you're from texas, people that you meet ask you questions.

like, do you have any cows?

" it's nice to be able to say yes.. they ask you, "do you have horses?

closer2fine

For Xena and Billygoat....

When you're from Texas, people that you meet ask you questions
like, Do you have any cows?" It's nice to be able to say yes.
They ask you, "Do you have horses?" Yup.
"Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?" Of course.
They all want to know if you've been to Southfork. They watched Dallas.

Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Yes you have. Look at
Texas for me just for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle
and the Gulf Coast, and the Red River and the Rio Grande is as much a
part of you as anything ever will be. As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas. Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any
other state? You'll get it maybe after a second, but who else would?
Even if you do, does it ever stir any feelings in you?

In every man, woman and child on this little rock the Good Lord
put us on, there is somewhere in them a person who wishes just once he
could be a real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride in a pickup. Did you ever hear anyone in a bar go, "Wow...so you're from Ok-la-homa.
Cool.
Tell me about it?! There is some bit of Texas in everyone.

Do you know why? Because Texas is Texas.
Texas is the Alamo. Texas is 183 men standing in a church, facing
thousands of Mexican nationals, fighting for freedom, who had the
chance to walk out and save themselves, but stayed.

We send our kids to schools named William B. Travis and Bowie and
do you know why? Because those men saw a line in the sand and they
decided to be heroes.

John Wayne paid to do the movie himself.

That is Texas.

Texas is Sam Houston capturing Santa Ana at San Jacinto.
Texas is Juneteenth and Texas Independence Day.
Texas is huge forests of Piney Woods like the Davy Crockett National Forest.
Texas is breathtaking mountains in Big Bend.
Texas is shiny skyscrapers in Houston and Dallas.
Texas is world record bass from places like Lake Fork.
Texas is Mexican food like nowhere in the world, even Mexico.
Texas is larger-than-life legends like Willie Nelson and Buddy Holly,
Earl Campbell and Nolan Ryan, Denton Cooley and Michael DeBakey,
Lyndon Johnson and George Bush.
Texas is great companies like Dell Computer and Compaq.
Texas is huge herds of cattle and miles of crops.
Texas is skies blackened with doves and leases full of deer.
Texas is a place where cities shut down for the Cowboys on Monday
Night Football and the streets are deserted during church.
Texas is beaches, deserts, lakes and rivers, mountains and prairies.

If it isn't in Texas, you don't need it. No one does anything bigger
or better.

By federal law, Texas is the only state in the U.S. that can fly
its flag at the same height as the U.S. flag. Think about that for a
second. You fly the Stars and Stripes at 20 feet in Maryland, or
California, or Maine, and your state flag, whatever the heck it
is, goes at 17. You fly the Stars and Stripes in front of Pine Tree High in Longview at 20 feet, the Lone Star flies at 20 feet.

Do you know why? Because we place being a Texan as high as being
an American down here.

Our capitol is the only one in the country that is taller than the capitol building in D.C. We signed those in as part of the deal when we came on. The Republic of Texas. All of that makes you proud to be
Texans.

-------Author Unknown

closer

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THE MALE BRAIN

by Sirona in

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That is too funny!

closer

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Why Not Render Your Gender?

by Englishman in

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ever been in a situation where you start to feel a certain affinity with a poster?.

i have, quite recently i began to take particular notice of one posters writings, and i thought to myself - 'that fella has got his head screwed on!'.

a week or so later said "fella" made a reference to her husband!

closer2fine

So, ah, Eman, you see Lola???? LOL

closer