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  Favorite childhood clapping rhymes

  by hungry4life in

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  my 9 year old daughter is really into the clapping rhymes.

  i t really brings back memories here is one of my favorites.

  it would be great if you would post yours.

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  closer2fine

  Just a few more (I used to teach elementary school :o))

  My boyfriend gave me an apple
  My boyfriend gave me a pear
  My boyfriend gave me a kick up the b**
  and threw me down the stair
  He threw me over Scotland
  He threw me over France
  He threw me over the football pitch
  I lost my underpants.
  I gave him back the apple
  I gave him back the pear
  I gave him back the kick up the b**
  And threw him down the stair
  I threw him over Scotland
  I threw him over France
  I threw him over the football pitch
  He lost his underpants!

  Miss Suzy

  Miss Suzy had a baby.
  His name was Tiny Tim.
  She put him in the bathtub
  to see if he could swim.
  He drank up all the water,
  He ate up all the soap.
  He tried to eat the bathtub,
  but it wouldn't go down his throat.
  Miss Suzy called the doctor,
  Miss Suzy called the nurse,
  Miss Suzy called the lady
  with the alligator purse

  Soda Song

  Coca-cola went to town,
  Diet Pepsi knocked him down.
  Doctor Pepper fixed him up,
  now I'm drinking 7-up.
  7-up caught the flu,
  now I'm drinking Mountain Dew.
  Mountain Dew fell off the mountain,
  now I'm drinking from the water fountain.
  Water fountain got too hot,
  Now I'm drinking plain old milk.
  Milk, Milk is good for the bones.

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  Favorite childhood clapping rhymes

  by hungry4life in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my 9 year old daughter is really into the clapping rhymes.

  i t really brings back memories here is one of my favorites.

  it would be great if you would post yours.

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  closer2fine

  Patty cake
  Patty cake
  Baker's man
  Bake me a cake
  As fast as you can.
  Roll it (pantomime rolling)
  and
  Pat it (patting)
  and mark it with B (make a B in the air or on someone)
  And put it in the oven for baby and me. (clapping))

  closer
  
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  Favorite childhood clapping rhymes

  by hungry4life in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my 9 year old daughter is really into the clapping rhymes.

  i t really brings back memories here is one of my favorites.

  it would be great if you would post yours.

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  closer2fine

  This is the version of Down, down baby that I knew:

  Down, down baby, down by the rollercoaster,
  Sweet, sweet baby, I'll never let you go,
  Shimmy shimmy cocoa pop, shimmy shimmy rock,
  I met a girlfriend, a triscuit, she said a triscuit, a biscuit,
  Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top,
  Ooh Chelley, walking down the street, ten times a week,
  I said it, I meant it, I stole my mamma's credit,
  I'm cool, I'm hot, sock me in the stomach until I forget it.

  closer
  
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  Favorite childhood clapping rhymes

  by hungry4life in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my 9 year old daughter is really into the clapping rhymes.

  i t really brings back memories here is one of my favorites.

  it would be great if you would post yours.

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  closer2fine

  Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack
  All dressed in black, black, black
  With silver buttons, buttons, buttons
  All down her back, back, back.

  She asked her mother, mother, mother
  For 50 cents, cents, cents
  To see the elephants, elephants, elephants
  Jump over the fence, fence, fence.

  They jumped so high, high, high
  They reached the sky, sky, sky
  And they didn't come back, back, back
  'Til the 4th of July, ly, ly!

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  I FEEL SO USED

  by Serena in

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  i have been "fooling around" with brother charlie for a couple months.

  going to his apartment and spending the night with him.

  i am so in love with him, i would do anything for him, anything at all.

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  closer2fine

  Um, messenger, what's that coming out of your ass???LOL

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  List of things that took 50 years to learn

  by Mulan in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my cousin, max, just sent me a list of 20 things "that took me 50 years to learn".

  i was laughing so hard, and just had to share.

  we can all relate to #2 and #4.. 1. never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.. 2. if you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings.".

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  closer2fine

  Lol!!!

  Please share the rest!

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  Parentsplace.com debate board discusses JW's...

  by closer2fine in

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  2. friends

  i post on another board on parentsplace.com they have all kinds of boards revolving around children.

  they have a bunch of "raising your child...(catholic, jewish, etc.

  )" they used to have a raising your child jw" but they had to shut it down it got so nasty.. well, there is a debate board and jehovah's witnesses are being discussed now.

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  closer2fine

  waiting - a poster named raedwulf

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  My father just beat my brother-

  by ashitaka in

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  one more topic.. my wife just called up to tell me that she was over my parents before a doctor's visit, chatting with my mother, when my crazed jw father threw my small 14 year old brother down the stairs and punched him for not wanting to study.. i've been beat, thrown down stairs, had potted plants thrown at me, chased around the house, and such, for not wanting to do the family study.. this is what the "truth" does to people, all you loyal jw's....take note...... (i'm so angry i'm shaking).

  ashi.

  p.s-my father said he was leaving my mother--oh god, pretty please, you motherf**ker.

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  closer2fine

  ((((((hugs)))))))

  now, call the police.

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  They shun you--Do you love them?

  by ashitaka in

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  2. friends

  for all who have, are, or will be shunned (which should pretty much be all of us), do you still have a deep love for those who now shun you...now, not familial love, but an active love that yearns for that person's companionship?.

  i have several regrets; one of them is the friends that i've lost.

  how about you guys?.

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  closer2fine

  yes, it may be my emotional downfall.

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  too tired to fight

  by Bridgette in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  dear friends,.

  i will try not to make this a maudlin goodbye.

  well, maybe a tad maudlin, but not goodbye .

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  closer2fine

  I'll miss you and look forward to your return.

  closer