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Watchtower toilet paper

by SeymourButts in

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whilst i was sitting upon my porcelin thinking chair today i had a flash(originally translated as "splash") of new light.

why not get some wbts toilet paper printed.

i checked around and getting it done is no problem.. you can have up to 16" x 3.5" repeated area.

Wild_Thing

So ... who is gonna sneak in a Kingdom Hall and replace all the toilet paper in the bathroom??

I don't want it to wipe my butt with it! Let them wipe their own sh** with their own sh**!!

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I'm not one for...

by love11 in

jw
friends

introductions so i never said the official "hi i'm a newbie thing".

now i'm a junior member and i thought that maybe i should speak up and just say hi to everybody out here that gave me good advice when i needed it and made me laugh in spite of things.

hi to all that i haven't gotten a chance to talk to yet and hopefully we'll get the chance here soon.

Wild_Thing

I imagine "u u s" is like double U's two U's as in dubbyas as in JWs as in...
But anyway LOL at that poster Wild thing!

OH! I get it!

<Duh! And I'm not even blonde!>

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Another Reason People Invented "God" -- Absolution

by AlmostAtheist in

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we've all hurt people at one time or another.

some may have managed to keep it to the "made me feel bad" level, but others of us have hurt people severely.

this has almost surely been true down through the ages.. sometimes the people we hurt can't be asked for forgiveness.

Wild_Thing

I think that may be another reason why the invention of God has remained. I think primarily he was invented to control the masses of people.

This reminded me of an argument that people use to still justify believing in a God. Free will. When people ask ... why does God allow this or that? Why does God not intervene? etc. Their answer? Because God "granted" us free will! Yeah right! That is just a cop-out answer to justify them still believing in an imaginary being who does NOTHING!

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I'm not one for...

by love11 in

jw
friends

introductions so i never said the official "hi i'm a newbie thing".

now i'm a junior member and i thought that maybe i should speak up and just say hi to everybody out here that gave me good advice when i needed it and made me laugh in spite of things.

hi to all that i haven't gotten a chance to talk to yet and hopefully we'll get the chance here soon.

Wild_Thing

UUs? What are UUs?

(The only time I have heard that term is when refering to Unitarian Universalists, but that wouldn't make sense!)

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I'm not one for...

by love11 in

jw
friends

introductions so i never said the official "hi i'm a newbie thing".

now i'm a junior member and i thought that maybe i should speak up and just say hi to everybody out here that gave me good advice when i needed it and made me laugh in spite of things.

hi to all that i haven't gotten a chance to talk to yet and hopefully we'll get the chance here soon.

Wild_Thing

OMG! I never realized the similarities! LOL! LOOK!

Damn! Now I'm gonna have to take a knife and scrape that sticker off! I am going to think of this picture every time I see it!

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I'm not one for...

by love11 in

jw
friends

introductions so i never said the official "hi i'm a newbie thing".

now i'm a junior member and i thought that maybe i should speak up and just say hi to everybody out here that gave me good advice when i needed it and made me laugh in spite of things.

hi to all that i haven't gotten a chance to talk to yet and hopefully we'll get the chance here soon.

Wild_Thing

I bought this sticker after I left. I had a hard time letting go of the guilt! I couldn't understand why I had a hard time leaving "mentally" even after leaving physically. Then I found this sticker! It is amazing the power that a group of stupid people can have over one person. It still makes me laugh! Those people look so much like JWs posing for a District Convention photograph!

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