This is like on of those Jeff Foxworthy jokes, "You might be redneck...."
If you don't go see someone because you're afraid of bringing back a demon...you just might be a jw!
If every once in a while you throw away things you bought at yard sales because they might have demons....you just might be a jw!
If you don't buy a Ford Taurus because it might have a demon....you just might be a jw!
If you find yourself burning clothes and are amazed that a non-flammable material doesn't burn easy....you just might be a jw!