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  Jehovah's witnesses in the movies.... funny stuff!

  by gordon d in

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  this is a variation from the previous post: .

  "learning to substitute jw terms and phrases for real ones, for example" .

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/123548/1.ashx .

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  Spectre

  I was watching Freakshow on Comedy Central last night. They had a witness lady crazily waving an Awake saying how she wants to play with lions. Good stuff.
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  Questions...

  by Aequitus in

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  2. beliefs

  do jehovah's witnesses believe that the earth is 6000 years old, or 4.5 billion?

  and if adam and eve were the first people on the earth, how would the multitude of races come about from the inbreeding of adam and eve's children?

  and during this time, people became wildly dispersed across the planet and adopted various other religions.

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  Spectre

  No, they don't believe in the earth being only 6000 years old. It is funny though how they admit that the universe could "even be millions" of years old. The official line (if I remember right) on Adam and Eve is that after they sinned they were still so close to being perfect that their offspring wouldn't have any inbred genetic imperfections. The "being so close to perfect" answers the long life span too.
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  Apostates/ex-jw's do you think that you are "addicted" to JW's-bashing?

  by booker-t in

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  2. family

  if your best friend constantly bashed her ex-husband to you daily would you go nuts and tell her to move on with her life?

  most people would probably say yes!

  but why can't apostates and ex-jws do the same with the watchtower society?

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  Is it wrong to expose a doomsday cult for what it is?
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  It happened again!!

  by Scully in

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  2. friends

  so i was at the supermarket today, and rang my groceries through the self-serve cash register.

  i paid as i normally do, using my atm card, and requested $15 cash back.. when i picked up my cash from the machine, not only was there a $5 bill and a $10 bill, but five $20 bills too!!

  i brought the extra money back to the cashier in charge of the self-serve registers, thinking that someone who rang through ahead of me may have forgotten to take their money and just might come back hoping to find it.

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  Spectre

  Lucky! (in my best Napoleon Dynamite voice)
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  Society demands submission as a 'sacred responsibility'

  by yaddayadda in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the society demands submission to them as equal to submission to christ.

  nov 1, 2006 watchtower, page 22 of the first study article "do you share jehovah's view of sacred things?

  " para 7:

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  Spectre

  And yet, how dare those Catholics call anyone "father".
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  Forgot I was not on the NET! LMAO

  by Sparkplug in

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  i had to take late movies back tonight and they were so late the store had called and told me they were charging me for them.

  so i called them back and asked if it was too late because i did not want to buy these movies.

  well, the store manager said no, just bring them in.

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  Spectre

  Ok, maybe I liked it too much since it was the best translation of a Alan Moore book to movie. You should just read the book(comic-book). And don't you mean that you forgot that you weren't on the "NETS"?
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  Forgot I was not on the NET! LMAO

  by Sparkplug in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i had to take late movies back tonight and they were so late the store had called and told me they were charging me for them.

  so i called them back and asked if it was too late because i did not want to buy these movies.

  well, the store manager said no, just bring them in.

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  You...didn't....like.....V?????? WTF?????
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  Did any of you ever have "overzealous"parents?

  by Ex-Jo Ho in

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  2. beliefs

  this may have been discussed before but did any of you have crazy strict parents...i mean did they have even more strict ideas than what the religion already had put restrictions on?.

  my stepfather had been a crazy drug/alcohol addict before dragging my family into the "truth"...then it seemed he became obsessed with the religion.

  honestly...i don't know which was worse!

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  Spectre

  Let me guess...home schooling for you as well?
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  Any active dub disappointment 'bout lack of persecution from the CRAP TRACT

  by Kudra in

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  2. friends

  you know, they were all riled up and saying that the tract would precipitate armageddon and all.

  have any of them even noticed that no one batted an eye in response to the "campaign"?

  isn't the tract-work supposed to be over now?

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  Spectre

  I'm thinking that if other religions even saw it, they didn't want to say anything as it would look like they were pointing and laughing at the retarded kid.
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  Heroes anyone?????

  by lola28 in

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  2. friends

  any one else here love this show?.

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  lola.

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  Spectre

  I give it a thumbs up!