"Just the faction, ma'am." - Joe Friday
Posts by COMF
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29Confession Time!
by kat7302 inforgive me father for i have sinned......
i think its time we all got off our chest all the naughty things we did whilst rebelling against the jw's!.
ive got too many to list but i think somewhere near the top would have to be....... (drumroll........this is actually quite bad and i may get reprimanded by some of you).
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Does the WTBTS have a milestone around her neck?
by pomegranate inmatt 18:5.
5 "and whoever welcomes a little child like this in my name welcomes me.
6 but if anyone causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a large millstone hung around his neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea.
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COMF
Does the WTBTS have a milestone around her neck?
A MILEstone? Why, yes... quite a few of them. 1914 is a pretty prominent one.
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Is it really so? Is there an inner circle here?
by Celtic inbefore some of you jump down my throat thinking i'm stirring muddied waters, i'm not, but, a question has been on my mind here more often than not, who exactly is the membership made up of here, within this community, of an inner circle so to speak?
you scratch my back, i'll scratch yours etc pile of poo.. personally, i've had enough of clicky groups and cliches to last me a lifetime, so, who are these guys that try to keep others excluded from their small brained 'in club'?.
celtic mark - cornwall uk
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COMF
Don't believe that silliness about an inner circle. There's only an inner right triangle here.
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Confession Time!
by kat7302 inforgive me father for i have sinned......
i think its time we all got off our chest all the naughty things we did whilst rebelling against the jw's!.
ive got too many to list but i think somewhere near the top would have to be....... (drumroll........this is actually quite bad and i may get reprimanded by some of you).
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COMF
I'm ROFKF at sleepy!
My private sins, now going public:
- I once looked at a woman with lust in my heart.
- I stole a stick of chewing gum from a pack on a coworker's desk.
- I ate salty popcorn even with high blood pressure.
- I called a driver a poopoo head because he didn't move out of the fast lane.
- I stuck out my tongue at my girlfriend.
- I did #5 again at her request.
- I did #5 a bunch more times.
- I cut the Federal Law tags off my pillows.
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The dirty d'ed hath been done.
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Apostates don't burn they just stay dead.
by Bleep inwhen the time comes for being judged in perfect conditions we will still have ridiculers picketing those who know god's word.
jesus planted a great seed for us all; why not take advantage of that now by learning instead of blaspheming?.
funny how people think we are being judged now.
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Apostates don't burn they just stay dead
True. Of course, Jehovah's Witnesses stay dead, too. Fortunately for apostates, they realize this fact and are living their lives fully. Jehovah's Witnesses are letting theirs slip by while they peddle useless crap to support their masters, suckered by the lie.Edited by - COMF on 8 August 2002 16:26:57
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OK, I was a wuss today.....
by Mimilly ini have seen my share of horrors in my life; my own; others when i worked on the ambulance and in the funeral home.
i've come home covered in someone else's blood and dealt with death on numerous times.
i have been to the dentist five times in the past month.
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COMF
Here's a little song I heard
You might want to sing it word for word
Don't worry, be happyIn our teeth we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happyAin't got no grinders to chew your food
The dentist want to help you, dude
Don't worry, be happyX-ray says your root's decayed
He may have to extricate
Don't worry, be happyLook at me, I'm happy
Here I give you some Vicodin,
When you worry, take this,
It make you happyAin't got no fillings, ain't got no crowns
Your yellow smile's become a frown
Don't worry, be happy'Cause when you worry your teeth will hurt
And that will make you feel like dirt
So don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy nowDon't worry
Don't worry, don't do it
Be happyLet the dentist put a smile on your face
Don't bring everybody down like this
Don't worry
It will soon be fixed, whatever it is
Don't worry, be happy -
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How did I miss this????
by Mulan inin scanning our local newspaper online, for articles about the dubs, i found this one from 3 years ago.
pretty darned funny!!
notice how many are from the jw's and others linked to them.. a short list of dire predictions .
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COMF
They completely ignored the real second coming of Christ, as a gay dude living in a dumpster, in 1992.
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Detroit pictures ???
by mouthy ini have gone through the posts- but i cant for the life of me find the pictures hmmmm posted ...dah!!
i know i'm a dummy,.
old age kids .could someone help me???
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OK, I was a wuss today.....
by Mimilly ini have seen my share of horrors in my life; my own; others when i worked on the ambulance and in the funeral home.
i've come home covered in someone else's blood and dealt with death on numerous times.
i have been to the dentist five times in the past month.
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COMF
I prefer to take the attitude that whatever happens will have its own level of discomfort, and I shouldn't be trying to artificially enhance it by working it over with my imagination.
In 49 years of sleeping in the dark, I've never once been attacked by a monster from under the bed or in the closet or down the hall. As a child I was terrified of them, though, and I imagined them in great detail. Now I understand that the only place the terror lives is in my imagination. Remove it from there, and the monster is gone. I walk through the darkness in complete confidence all the time now.
COMF