Posts by COMF

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Boogers

by COMF in

what are you looking at?

i didn't stutter, and your ears don't flap.

COMF

Do your ears hang low?

My girlfriend keeps stretching them.

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Computer Graphics Question - Flash MX

by Jesus Christ in

jw
friends

i'm hoping someone will be able to help me.

yeah yeah, i'm perfect and should know everything but i just haven't been paying much attention with macromedia flash mx.. i've imported two images (.jpg's) to the stage and am wanting to do a nice fade between the two.

i can do a kind of sloppy one if i change the brightness or tint to match the background and then tween to it.

COMF

Man walking home after dark comes upon another man beneath a street light, down on his knees looking around in the grass by the street. "Lose something?" he asks.

"Yes, I dropped my pocket watch," says the second man. So the first gets down to help him look.

After about five minutes of fruitless searching, he says, "It doesn't appear to be here anywhere, we've covered the place pretty thoroughly. Are you sure you dropped it here?"

"No," says the second man, "I dropped it back there, halfway down the street."

"For crying out loud," says the first man, "why are you looking here, then?"

"Because this is where the light is."

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Eggs

by larc in

jw
friends

life here in our community has been tough lately, so i thought i would put up some fluff.

my question to you is: what is your favorite way to eat eggs?

now, my preference is hard boiled eggs in a salad, an egg salid sandwich, and the royalty of all egg meals - eggs benedict.

COMF

I said I hate green eggs and ham.
I said I hate them, damn you Sam!

If you should bring them on my plane,
Dont plan to see your home again.
If you approach me on a boat,
Ill shove that ham right down your throat!

Get it through your skull so thick--
Green eggs and ham, they make me sick!

The ham looks like green doggy duke;
Those slimey eggs just make me puke.
If I ate them, I would vomit
Projectiles just like Halleys comet!

Now remove them from my face
Before I have to trash this place.

Should you serve them with a fox
Or inside a cardboard box,
Id burn the box, all flaming red
And eat the roasted fox instead.

I know Ive said this once before
Im sure you think Im quite the bore.
But I cant stand green eggs and ham.
I mean I hate them, damn you Sam!

What is it with you, Sam, I croaked
(Im all worked up, my voice is choked.)
You think I want this crap, I coughed
Do you have ties to Microsoft?

Have you bundled IE in your ham?
So Reno will ignore it Sam?
Well I wont eat it anyway,
Not for a million bucks a day!

Now leave at once, you are dismissed.
Damn you Sam, Im getting pissed!
I told you how I hate that crap.
Dont make me give your face a slap.

Shut up Sam, dont make me smack you.
The great Cornholio will attack you.
Green eggs and ham by any rights
We have to say, Uh-uh, this bites!

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Is there anything that could make you go back?

by sleepy in

jw
friends

is there anything that could make you go back?.

what do you think, is there any change of belief or change of circumstance that could make you return to the jw fold?.

i cant see anything that could make me go back,but i was thinking mabye some of you religious types would go back if they changed some doctrinal things,or if they stopped banning blood.. how about if a family member was dying and hoped to see you in paradise would you go back for a while just to make them feel happy?

COMF

If I were recruited by a governmental investigative agency to obtain evidence.

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Computer Graphics Question - Flash MX

by Jesus Christ in

jw
friends

i'm hoping someone will be able to help me.

yeah yeah, i'm perfect and should know everything but i just haven't been paying much attention with macromedia flash mx.. i've imported two images (.jpg's) to the stage and am wanting to do a nice fade between the two.

i can do a kind of sloppy one if i change the brightness or tint to match the background and then tween to it.

COMF

I hear the Flash newsgroups know a lot about Jehovah's Witnesses, too.

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Reparations & Protest

by Larry in

jw
friends

this weekend i'm going to dc for the reparation march.

i know this is an highly volatile subject for some so i'm not even going to ask for opinions.

but, for the record here's my stand - i'm for reparations based on principle.

COMF

Everytime a 'Black' person stands up for a cause, folks want to shoot 'em down, put 'em in their place. It's cool, folks said the same thing during the 50's and 60's. It wasn't until recently that folks said "yeah, they had a point back then."

This is sooo incredibly crock-of-shit. Talk about something you know a little about, Larry.

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Boogers

by COMF in

what are you looking at?

i didn't stutter, and your ears don't flap.

COMF

What are you looking at? I didn't stutter, and your ears don't flap.

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APOSTATE DUBS----STONE COLD KILLERS?

by You Know in

as part of the sign of his presence, jesus said: "furthermore, brother will deliver brother over to death, and a father a child, and children will rise up against their parents and have them put to death.

until recently it was difficult to imagine how such a scenario might play itself out in fulfillment of christ's prophecy.

but, with the ongoing apostasy now accelerating, and the world's financial system rapidly crumbling, and rumors of war a part of daily life, it is becoming increasingly apparent that the stage is being set for jesus' words to become a horrifying reality.