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  How Are You Percieved By People???

  by minimus in

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  do you think that you are easy to get along with?

  are you judgemental?

  are you positive?

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  COMF

  Hey, yank, maybe you should! Sometimes it'll surprise you on the positive side!
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  Quick Build--JR Brown School of PR Training?

  by blondie in

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  http://gp.us.publicus.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?site=gp&date=20021018&category=valleynews&artno=210170016&ref=ar

  glenwood springs post independent/glen masse--staff writer.

  if god can create world in seven days, believers can build a church in four.

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  COMF

  "We feel without Jesus, what do you have?"

  Well, let's see here..." (feeling around) "...seems to be a keyboard here, and a desk... hmm, here's a shirt. Unbuttoned... oh, here's a pair of legs... they're sticking out of some type of fabric... seems to be underwear. What else have we got here...

  COMF, feeling without Jesus

  Edited by - COMF on 20 October 2002 12:1:46
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  How Are You Percieved By People???

  by minimus in

  1. jw
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  do you think that you are easy to get along with?

  are you judgemental?

  are you positive?

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  COMF

  Depends on how the perceiver behaves toward me.
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  I LOST MY JOB TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  by Jesika in

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  i have been searching for a job since march, and finally got one waiting tables at a pool hall.

  they fired me today due to "pushing" someone that i asked to excuse me.

  then i was told that my "attitude" was a reason.

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  COMF

  Employees are overhead. Customers are profit. It's the way of the world, hon. You don't diss the profit.
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  Celebrity Look-alikes on JWD

  by nilfun in

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  when i was a jw kid, one of the ways we amused ourselves at assemblies, conventions, and the local kh was to play "spot the celebrity".

  fortunately for us, the joyful throngs of jehovah's people were brimming with celebrity look-alikes, so we were able to enjoy many upbuilding sessions of "spot the celebrity".

  here are some celebrities i have spotted on jwd.

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  COMF

  Lilacs, I'm not convinced it's the makeup, hon, but whatever it is, it's working.

  Other celebrity lookalikes:

  Valis...

  

  ...and the doorknocker guy.

  Edited by - COMF on 20 October 2002 3:2:18
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  There are three kinds of people ...

  by Simon in

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  those who make things happen.

  those who watch things happen.

  those who wonder what happened.

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  COMF

  I like the binary one Simon found on thinkgeek.com:

  There are only 10 types of people: those who understand binary and those who don't.
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  Celebrity Look-alikes on JWD

  by nilfun in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  when i was a jw kid, one of the ways we amused ourselves at assemblies, conventions, and the local kh was to play "spot the celebrity".

  fortunately for us, the joyful throngs of jehovah's people were brimming with celebrity look-alikes, so we were able to enjoy many upbuilding sessions of "spot the celebrity".

  here are some celebrities i have spotted on jwd.

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  COMF

  Lilacs' eyes are sexier than Meg's.
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  I'm out of this apostate site...

  by ScoobySnax in

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  nahhhh..................not really, reading here is far too much fun!....inactive?....yes.

  a troll?....if you say so.......a twat?.....sometimes..........please feed me i'm hungry.. lol.

  come on forum brothers and sisters this site goes round and around in circles, there's only so many times you can talk about "your worst meeting" "kingdom melodies i hate that i can replace rude words too" "bill bowen is worse/better than ray" " the circa 1949 wt says...." "i'm outta the borg(tm)" "your favourite witness?.....i hated them all" and my favourite..."hello newbie, you're amongst friends here, we look forward to your posts", but don't you dare, ever ever step out of line and not tow the ex line here, after all we're the enlightened ones now and we'll trash you without any understanding/concern"........this site has become a cult in itself, agreement at the kh is called brainwashing, agreement here is applauded, unless you disagree (no dissention in the ranks allowed) and on and on...........quit the judgement of others you say you struggled hard to escape from and hated, we're all humans looking at the end of the day for answers.

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  COMF

  (swallowing my mouthful)

  Here ya go, have another.
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  New SQL Query Tee Shirt

  by COMF in

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  when i saw it, i couldn't live without one.

  got it from http://www.thinkgeek.com.. for all you dba's: the query says,> select * from management where clue > 0.

  > 0 rows returned.

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  COMF

  So COMF, you are, like, what...a landscaper?

  Virtually, yes.
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  New SQL Query Tee Shirt

  by COMF in

  1. jw
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  when i saw it, i couldn't live without one.

  got it from http://www.thinkgeek.com.. for all you dba's: the query says,> select * from management where clue > 0.

  > 0 rows returned.

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  COMF

  When I saw it, I couldn't live without one. Got it from http://www.thinkgeek.com.

  For all you dba's: the query says,

  > select * from Management where Clue > 0
  > 0 rows returned

  Sadly, the one they sent me said "select * from Users" rather than Management, which I ordered. So I had to send them a letter of complaint with the subject, "select * from ThinkGeek where Clue > 0".

  They wanted me to return the shirt. Well, anyway, it's okay as it is. It's just that I don't deal with users; there's a layer of help desk insulation between me and them. Management, now... my buds and I could coauthor Dilbert.