M*A*S*H

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  A whole decade?

  by Caedes in

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  according to the new software i have been here for ten years.

  should i be getting parole around now?

  doesn't time fly when you are having fun!

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  M*A*S*H

  Like all google products your search results are personally tailored... I would expect that pretty much anything you type into youtube results in something unsafe for work
  
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  A whole decade?

  by Caedes in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  according to the new software i have been here for ten years.

  should i be getting parole around now?

  doesn't time fly when you are having fun!

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  M*A*S*H

  I was attempting to give you a forum from which to extol the virtues of the forum and perhaps share a little about how you feel your contributions help those still 'in' and support those that have left. I suppose that 'scab picking' comes a close second.

  I am surprised those lorries were allowed over the bridge... I expect they must have been empty. The pasty sniffer dogs at the border would have gone mental if those lorries were in fact full.

  
  
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  A whole decade?

  by Caedes in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  according to the new software i have been here for ten years.

  should i be getting parole around now?

  doesn't time fly when you are having fun!

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  M*A*S*H

  After 10 years (including lurking time) of being on this forum, just out of interest, why are you still here? That is, why do you keep returning to the forum? There are no pasties here to my knowledge so it must be something else!
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  Describe Your Favorite Breakfast

  by minimus in

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  i am very hungry this morning and i want ideas..

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  M*A*S*H

  KFC
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  Are we going to see a mass awakening?

  by kairos in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the internet is the archive for civilization.. watchtower cannot hide it's history.. are we seeing the beginning of a mass exodus out of her?.

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  M*A*S*H

  @ OrphanCrow

  All's well thanks... good luck with the anger management course ;o)

  @ WUBC

  {Rolls eyes}
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  Tower of Babel—unlikely to be a true account!

  by abiather in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  when his children want to construct a tower that reaches to the heavens, heavenly father is unlikely to respond, saying: nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them.

  come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not understand each other.

  (gen 11:6, 7).

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  M*A*S*H

  Please excuse the source.. .but thought it would be interesting!

  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1377150/Every-language-evolved-single-prehistoric-mother-tongue-spoken-Africa.html
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  Are we going to see a mass awakening?

  by kairos in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the internet is the archive for civilization.. watchtower cannot hide it's history.. are we seeing the beginning of a mass exodus out of her?.

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  M*A*S*H

  Funny, I read all the same posts as 'wakeupbuttercup' but do not see any 'anger', 'sorrow' or 'hatred' in OrphanCrow. However I can potentially see someone getting quite annoyed by someone making such assumptions... perhaps it would be better just to ask someone if they are angry?

  OrphanCrow are you angry?
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  The prayer I used to say as a JW

  by Coded Logic in

  1. social
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  our governing body, who art in brooklyn, .

  upon whom our dollar bills do rain.

  and new light come.

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  M*A*S*H

  Great!

  I remember as a young lad laughing out loud when a 'cool' brother said before we tucked into a sandwich, "oh, we must say a prayer... rub a jay dub, thanks for the grub, amen"

  
  
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  My Mission is over!

  by abiather in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  when i understood, jws are wrong in some vital areas [eg.

  woman being viewed secondary, refusal to greet those differing with them ....], but right in other vital areas [such as their teaching that human rule is doomed, and will be replaced by gods rule], i began a diligent search for the right organization.

  my search ended with brahmakumaris.

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  M*A*S*H

  Sounds like woo-woo, looks like woo-woo, smells like woo-woo... probably is woo-woo.

  IMHO I think the search should continue.
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  YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

  by brandnew in

  1. jw
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  if getting ready means putting on a suit........ you might be a j.w.. if going out to the field has nothing to do with grass, baseball diamonds, or football ......... you might be a j.w.. please continue my friends.......i know ya got some.....; ).

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  M*A*S*H

  If you can sleep with your eyes open... you might be a JW.

  If you can look up scriptures whilst sleeping with your eyes open.... you might be a JW MS.

  If you can answer WT questions, look up scriptures whilst sleeping with your eyes open.... you might be a JW Elder.

  If you can go on field service, answer WT questions, look up scriptures whilst sleeping with your eyes open.... you might be a JW CO.

  If you are always sleeping with your eyes open... you might be a JW GB member.

  If you are awake... chances are you are an apostate.