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  Super JW Cart

  by M*A*S*H in

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  i have a confession to make.

  a strange urge is building in my brain... each time i see a jw literature cart on the street it builds.

  it is becoming a stronger and stronger thought in my mind.

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  I have a confession to make. A strange urge is building in my brain... each time I see a JW literature cart on the street it builds. It is becoming a stronger and stronger thought in my mind. I feel I may give in to my urges soon, potentially landing up in a police cell.

  To put it simply, each time I see a cart I want to grab it and run off with it; shouting "Chase me, chase me, chase me". Basically I love the idea of running down the street with a cart bouncing around behind me with two suited JW's running after trying to retrieve their stuff!

  Has anyone ever run off with a cart? It could become a new sport.

  I think I need help.
  
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  Ways to raise an eyebrow or two with bro/sis perfect!

  by Truthexplorer in

  1. social
  2. humour

  jusmy wife and i were out in the ministry today and she was expressing her annoyance at brother perfectionist in our hall and how he is beginning to annoy her as nit picks over everything that the more liberal witnesses view as ok. so we were having some fun about what we could say to him that would really raise his eye brows.

  she then suggested i say ' hey brother perfect, you'll never guess what happened to me.

  i was sitting on the toilet when to my shock and horror, there was no toilet paper left.

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  I remember as I child our cats liked to accompany family members into the loo; a captive audience ready to potentially offer affection. With this in mind in relation to the OP, I think that the WatchTower would be safe with my parents - the cat on the other hand
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  Who has experienced a REAL demonic incident?

  by Monsieur in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  has anybody here experienced a bonafide, real, true incident in whicy 'demons' actually interacted with you or did something 'supernatural' that left you convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that satan and his demons exist??.

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  For the more down to earth.

  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monomania (demonomania)

  http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Spirit_possession
  
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  Interesting YouTube Channel

  by M*A*S*H in

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  2. entertainment

  hey.. normally a lurker... but, just thought i post this link to a youtube channel i just finished watching.. please excuse if this is a re-post.

  https://www.youtube.com/channel/ucsacxq1wnzrbxdjfy2ayqsa/videos.

  a young couple's wake up spilled to the camera.. ta-ta.

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  M*A*S*H

  Hey.

  Normally a lurker... but, just thought I post this link to a YouTube channel I just finished watching.

  Please excuse if this is a re-post.

  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSAcXq1WNzRbxdjfY2AYQSA/videos

  A young couple's wake up spilled to the camera.

  Ta-ta
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  "If you are teaching intolerance, we WILL shut you down!" English Prime Minister David Cameron

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. social
  2. current

  the prime minister of england made the above statement yesterday regarding any schools that influence youths in a negative manner.. he went on to say that if youths are influenced in a negative manner regarding religious teachings that promote judgement of others (including same sex relationships, etc ) or that look down on other peoples free choice, the government would take action.. i cant find a newspaper article sorry...i just heard it on the radio news.... very interesting though...it may have a bearing on how those who learn ttatt are treated by the organization??

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  I think it would be more scary if Cameron had not confirmed he would 'press the button'... as he said himself...

  "If you give any other answer then you are, frankly, undermining our national security, undermining our deterrent, ".

  
  

  
  
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  S*** JW Parents Say

  by Dissonant15 in

  1. social
  2. family

  my mom especially had some go-to phrases that to this day echo in my head and piss me off.

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  "don't get mad at me for enforcing the rules, because jehovah made them, so if you don't like it, you're disrespecting him.

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  "Why can't you be more like [insert name here], he's already baptised."

  All the while you know that [insert name here] is really the worst possible example of a JW.... probably a crack smoking, perverted, idiotic dolt... but we say nothing.
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  It must be a concern of all the information that is now been leaked

  by joe134cd in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i have put up previous posts about this in the past, but i just thought that it was worth mentioning again.

  it has to be of concern to them with how quickly information is getting leaked.

  hell it even surprises at just how slowly information spreads by offical means.

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  IMHO it wont be long before they will make announcements through the JW.borg website. That way they have full control. Maybe in the future dubs will go to the KH for a cup of tea and to watch some internet TV then all go home again!?
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  letter to congregationsOct 4th 2015

  by inbetween in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  hi,.

  not sure, if it is already mentioned, but there is a letter in jw.org preparing the congregations to read an upcoming letter from oct 4th after the meeting as sson as it is released.

  so congregations, who have their weekend meeting on sunday, will even hear it after the wt study.. so they can catch up in knowledge with the apostates ;-).

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  http://jwsurvey.org/cedars-blog/watchtower-issues-dmca-takedown-over-leaked-annual-meeting-letter
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  Won't get fooled again ...Moon Landing.

  by The Rebel in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so i was fooled by the witnesses.

  what can i learn from that?

  not to accept things at face value but to seek out opinion and different view points.. hence my question " do you believe man landed on the moon?.

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  I am quite looking forward to the day we can prove some posters on this forum have landed on Earth, let alone mankind landing on a holographic proje.... sorry... on the moon.
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  Won't get fooled again ...Moon Landing.

  by The Rebel in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so i was fooled by the witnesses.

  what can i learn from that?

  not to accept things at face value but to seek out opinion and different view points.. hence my question " do you believe man landed on the moon?.

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  So is this a good time to mention that the moon is actually a holographic projection? http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread844642/pg1