I don't know whose libido your info is using as a guideline.
Let's do some math here:
Lifetime = eh, let's call this 72 years.
We'll say that they actually are at puberty at 12, and that's when it actually is fun.
That leaves 60 years. 365 days in a year (rounded down; on average), so that gives us
21900 days.
Once a day or twice a day blows that figure out of the water.
Unless the quote implies how "lucky" you are to get busy that many times, and is not really focusing on physical and time capability.
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Prince and Heterosexual Males
by Blueblades inprince's statement that solomon is his idol because he had a thousand wives, has had a comment made on another link known as channel "c" .." the average heterosexual male is only able to have intercourse between five and seven thousand times in a lifetime.
" so, solomon's wives must of have been frustrated because of this.... i don't understand how this statement was documented, the five to seven thousand times, and what is considered a lifetime, and who were the heterosexual males that were tested to support this.
?..not you, mister hugh hefner.
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My fading brother(ex-PO) thinks he was marked this week!
by nvrgnbk inand he doesn't even post here cause he's afraid of his wife.
lol!.
she came home from meeting thursday night and told him they had a local needs about the difference between "willfully" inactive ones and "discouraged" inactive ones.
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And that is a misuse of marking (no doubt, due to his previous position/status), since marking is for a person actively involved that is causing problems, not a person who is out and doesn't want to be bothered.
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My fading brother(ex-PO) thinks he was marked this week!
by nvrgnbk inand he doesn't even post here cause he's afraid of his wife.
lol!.
she came home from meeting thursday night and told him they had a local needs about the difference between "willfully" inactive ones and "discouraged" inactive ones.
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Great one!!!
My situation with the elders was so unique that they can't mark me. To describe the situation fully doesn't make me look bad -- only them!!! -
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Were you sure to be saved, when you were an active JW?
by JH inif armageddon would have happened while you were an active jw, do you think you would have been saved?.
i'm sure i would have been saved the first 4 years i was in and i was active.. .
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"Deep in my heart, I never felt I was good enough.."
I had somewhat similar reservations, even knowing full well that Jehovah God "reads heart condition."
I realize now that if that was the true religion, based on what everyone ELSE was openly and secretly doing, I was in the top 10% at least!!! -
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Man lives in backyard; irritates neighbors. Loves playing guitar, Limbaugh
by MadTiger inhttp://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070810/ap_on_fe_st/odd_living_in_car_5
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If you invested in a corporate bond, would you expect the return...
by FreedomFrog inif you invested in a corporate bond, would you expect the return to be higher or lower than government bonds?
why?
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We had several extended discussions in business school on the weak dollar policy that they have had for several years now.
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The Way I Are.
by RichieRich indamn!!!.
i hit enter way too soon.. i've got a long post coming, so hold your applause for a moment, ok?
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Find new work.
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My hubby just laid down some rules to my elder dad
by Es inrecently an elder called mike's mob phone wanting to speak to me, the only person who could have passed on that info was my elder dad.
mike has been waiting for my dad to call him to arrange to see the kids, as he wont deal with me at all.
so mike said to him i dont appreciate you giving our number out to the elders, we want nothing to do with them or your religion etc... mike than called me and said there was so much more i wanted to tell him.. i get a phone call about 30 mins later, mike had rang my dad and said if you want to see your grandkids then there are a few rules you will need to follow, 1. dont ever give out our personal details (which my dad apologised for and acknowldeged that he shouldnt have done that ) and 2. if you want to see your grandkids you need to speak to your daughter, you can msg her phone or even speak to her.
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Hypothetical Situation
by Junction-Guy insuppose you met a jw and started talking, and right from the beginning you start questioning them and their doctrines.
you knew they were practicing "theocratic warfare strategy" just from your former knowledge of their beliefs.
however there is one major thing that they are honestly ignorant about?
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Atheist joke
by MadTiger in> an atheist in the woods .
> an atheist was walking through the woods.
> "what majestic trees"!
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> AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS
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> An atheist was walking through the woods.
> "What majestic trees"!
> "What powerful rivers"!
> "What beautiful animals"!
> He said to himself.
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> As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling
> in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly
> charge
> towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his
> shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
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> He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even
> closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself
> up
> but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his
> left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the
> Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"
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> Time Stopped.
> The bear froze.
> The forest was silent.
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> As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of
> the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't
> exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to
> help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?
> The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be
> hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but
> perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian"?
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> "Very Well," said the voice.
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> The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And
> the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head
> & spoke:
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> "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy
> bounty in Jesus name I pray, Amen."
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