In the year 2000. . . 6
My Sister in-law will decide to stay with us for a couple more months
My Brother in-law and his son (17 y.o. gothic punk "why can't I find a job") will move in to my home
My Mother in-law will move in too (after she gets kicked out of her low income home, for not following the rules" You Took My Baby." "You want her back?!!")
I will lose my truck when my brother in-law crashes it while drunk driving (a heavy drinker and drug user "Why can't I keep a job")
My Big Screen TV will get pawned (Brother in-law pawned his mother's wheechair for drug money "he cant help it", oh yeah
My nephew will steal from me ("I couldn't get a job and I NEEDED the money for CD's")
My other in-laws will "borrow" more money from my wife. ("No really, this time our baby is really sick. For reals this time." "When I answered the phone did I say Plummet's Bank?"
My heating Bill will skyrocket because they are all from Texas. ("It's too Cold for us here." "So why do you think I Live here?")
I will have to hide most of my tools and other personal belongings in a storage unit. ("I didn't know that was Yours, It didn't have Your name on it.")
On a more positive note
I Will continue to loose weight and eat healthy.
I Will go fishing and camping more often then last year and actually catch fish this time.
I Will find another job, that brings it up to three, so I never have to go home.
I Will get my car fixed, and painted (My baby)
I Will continue to better myself with knowledge, education and experience
I Will overcome my fears and shyness
I Will loose 260 pounds in one day, by divorce.
I Will forever rid myself from the bonds of Watchtower Slavery
I Will Fulfill my hope and dreams while I'm still young enough to remember them.
The Bigger Picture
Bird Flu will strike and mingle with West Nile Virus
Osama Will be caught
The war in Iraq will drag on
Family Guy will make more great shows
The US will change its name the the United States of Wal-Mart