ROFL!
Oh that's beautiful :)
That reminds me of the two mormon guys that pushed The Book of Mormon through my mail slot when I wasn't at home and then a couple of days later pounded on the door relentleslessly till i heard it in the shower and rushed down the stairs thinking something god-awful had happened only to look through the peephole, still dripping wet, seeing two bright sunshiney mormon men waiting to show me the wonders of the LDS. A bullhorn would have made things so much more convenient for all parties involved. ;)