I like the tabs on the front page of watchtower.org:
World Affairs / Religion / Family / Animals
Animals? Wtf? What is this fascination with inserting benal topics among serious ones? And then the article has to have a cliched attempt at a witty alliteration: "Fleet-Footed, Flightless, and Fascinating—The Ostrich"
Here's an alliterative article title suggestion:
"Flat-Footed, Flightless, and Fucked: The Governing Body's 'Helpers'"