CordeDeVelour

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  Protector of pedophiles

  by Norm in

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  jehovah, high protector and god of the pedophile.. in biblical days, when women and children, male children excepted of course, being considered little more than cattle and livestock, to have sex with children was just one additional privilege of the male.

  you know, those who had the good fortune to be born with a penis.

  in a society like that you had to be quick and start at an early age to be able to "scoop up" a virgin.

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  But...how did they find out the girls were virgins, hm?
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  Pleasantville in JW ParadiseLand

  by CordeDeVelour in

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  6:00 am - everyone is delighted to wake up to the daily cantique broadcasted over town.

  -prayer.. 7:30 am - prayer -your family enjoys the broadcast of daily bible verse -prayer.. 9:00 am - you happily go to the local farm to work.

  you and all your brothers and sisters earn the same.

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  6:00 am - everyone is delighted to wake up to the daily cantique broadcasted over town. -Prayer.

  7:30 am - Prayer -your family enjoys the broadcast of daily Bible verse -prayer.

  9:00 am - you happily go to the local farm to work. You and all your brothers and sisters earn the same. No matter how hard or easy their job is. Money drove the satanic old system of things. You are glad to be rid of it, everybody's treated the same in every way, you smile.

  12:00 am - Prayer - Vegan lunch break under a tree with Mr. Lion and Mr. Sheep begging for your vegetables. They're sooooo cute.

  1: 00 pm - Prayer - 2 hour Meeting at the Kingdom Hall (that counts as your day break) to praise God and tell him how grateful you are that He gave you this day. No other issue to talk about. -Prayer -

  3:30 - 8:00 pm -There's nothing like Watchtower classical music to relax you while working.
  
  8:30 - 9:30 pm - Entertaining movie on TV with footage of large scale bloody destruction of humanity. Your (now-eternally-grown-up-in-the-same-body) kids watch in awe and say "Woa, all is swell! Jehovah is a God of love to have SPARED us! Too bad he killed mom. Bah, her fault!!!"

  9:30 -10:00 pm - End of Programming. -Broadcasted Prayer -Curfew time. You pray yourself and go to bed. You hug your second wife from back then and happen to look down "Hmm..something's missing" but you don't quite remember why you miss IT.
  But everything's alright because you can't wait to find out what cantique will wake you up tomorrow at the break of dawn.

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  I was bored...! :)
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  Pregnant JW murdered, child cut out from belly

  by bboyneko in

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  i was reading about this in the mirror-universe db greatcrowd.com (there is a mirror universe bboyneko there complete with goatee and a mirror universe fredhall who is an intelligent dog and a mirror univrse dunscott who is dumb as a doornail, e.g: concering duuuuuuuuuh).

  apparantly a pregnant jw lady had met another pregnant woman from her same neighborhood and they chatted a bit, later the jw family put up a car for sale and the pregnant neighbor came down to check it out.

  then she got the jw to her house and killed her, and cut out her baby.

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  Pfff..another meaningless contribution by a spineless JW
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  Did God create Adam to Live forever??

  by bboyneko in

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  as a jw i was taught god created adam to live forever, but the genesis account seems to say otherwise:.

  well first theres this weird problem, the bible says god created man and woman on the same day, the sixth day.

  genesis 1:.

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  Dan,

  I've asked myself the same questions. But they're still without a single answer. And I don't think there is any.

  The Bible makes no sense at all to me anymore either. If we go by it, God is more evil than the most evil man who ever lived on earth. And we're supposed to worship Him? Nahh..Threat of Hell/Death in oblivion or not I have a conscience, I'll pass.

  Scary! lol
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  Homeless "Pete"

  by Billygoat in

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  there is a homeless man (ill call him pete) that stands on a street corner nearby my home.

  hes been on this corner since i moved into this neighborhood almost 4 years ago.

  a staple to our community really.

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  Hm.....random question. Has the society ever given out formal instructions on how to 'give the good news' to homeless people? In my congregation none would approach then.
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  What's your favorite line from a movie?

  by Isis in

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  ...or least favorite?.

  just for fun of course.. i just posted on the top 10 movies to take on a desert island and it had me wonder.. anyways....as to my favorite:.

  "there is no spoon.

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  TheEye: Sounds like a funny movie!
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  What's your favorite line from a movie?

  by Isis in

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  ...or least favorite?.

  just for fun of course.. i just posted on the top 10 movies to take on a desert island and it had me wonder.. anyways....as to my favorite:.

  "there is no spoon.

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  Hello Think41self!

  Isis: I love Gattaca too, one of my faves. Love Jude law too, tee hee. And Indy..hmm, one of my crushes when I was a teen ;-0

  I have to throw another quote from Ash in Army of Darkness:

  "Good, bad. I'm the one with the gun."
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  What's your favorite line from a movie?

  by Isis in

  1. jw
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  ...or least favorite?.

  just for fun of course.. i just posted on the top 10 movies to take on a desert island and it had me wonder.. anyways....as to my favorite:.

  "there is no spoon.

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  Isis: It's one of my favorites too! I see you're new here too, so hello! Theer's another quote I like off Gattaca:

  Eugene: "We must get drunk immediately!"
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  What's your favorite line from a movie?

  by Isis in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ...or least favorite?.

  just for fun of course.. i just posted on the top 10 movies to take on a desert island and it had me wonder.. anyways....as to my favorite:.

  "there is no spoon.

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  One of my favorites is Lester's in American beauty (rather prose than quote but..):

  I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst...And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life...You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure... but don't worry, you will someday.

  I kind of relate, heh.
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  Can't get Dissfellowshiped

  by NaughyBoy in

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  no matter what i do i just can't seem to get disfellowshiped.

  i havn't been to a meeting since 1994 and have been caught many times smoking, drinking, doing drugs (silly i know) , fornicating (lesbian threesome with 2 jw girls and my lucky self), swearing and sharing my outspoken apostacy with any jw that dares listen.

  it's not like the elders are slack.

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  CordeDeVelour

  Hm, a question comes to mind...Why do you care to know if they will disfellowship you or not? You haven't been to a meeting in years. it looks like you have minimal contact with them. Were you baptised?