Topics Started by CordeDeVelour

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Protector of pedophiles
by Norm in
1. jw
2. friends
jehovah, high protector and god of the pedophile.. in biblical days, when women and children, male children excepted of course, being considered little more than cattle and livestock, to have sex with children was just one additional privilege of the male.

you know, those who had the good fortune to be born with a penis.

in a society like that you had to be quick and start at an early age to be able to "scoop up" a virgin.
Pleasantville in JW ParadiseLand
by CordeDeVelour in
1. social
2. humour
6:00 am - everyone is delighted to wake up to the daily cantique broadcasted over town.

-prayer.. 7:30 am - prayer -your family enjoys the broadcast of daily bible verse -prayer.. 9:00 am - you happily go to the local farm to work.

you and all your brothers and sisters earn the same.
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Pregnant JW murdered, child cut out from belly
by bboyneko in
1. jw
2. friends
i was reading about this in the mirror-universe db greatcrowd.com (there is a mirror universe bboyneko there complete with goatee and a mirror universe fredhall who is an intelligent dog and a mirror univrse dunscott who is dumb as a doornail, e.g: concering duuuuuuuuuh).

apparantly a pregnant jw lady had met another pregnant woman from her same neighborhood and they chatted a bit, later the jw family put up a car for sale and the pregnant neighbor came down to check it out.

then she got the jw to her house and killed her, and cut out her baby.
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Did God create Adam to Live forever??
by bboyneko in
1. jw
2. friends
as a jw i was taught god created adam to live forever, but the genesis account seems to say otherwise:.

well first theres this weird problem, the bible says god created man and woman on the same day, the sixth day.

genesis 1:.
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What's your favorite line from a movie?
by Isis in
1. jw
2. friends
...or least favorite?.

just for fun of course.. i just posted on the top 10 movies to take on a desert island and it had me wonder.. anyways....as to my favorite:.

"there is no spoon.
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Homeless "Pete"
by Billygoat in
1. jw
2. friends
there is a homeless man (ill call him pete) that stands on a street corner nearby my home.

hes been on this corner since i moved into this neighborhood almost 4 years ago.

a staple to our community really.
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Can't get Dissfellowshiped
by NaughyBoy in
1. jw
2. experiences
no matter what i do i just can't seem to get disfellowshiped.

i havn't been to a meeting since 1994 and have been caught many times smoking, drinking, doing drugs (silly i know) , fornicating (lesbian threesome with 2 jw girls and my lucky self), swearing and sharing my outspoken apostacy with any jw that dares listen.

it's not like the elders are slack.
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most embarrasing thing ever at a meeting ...
by alliwannadoislive in
1. jw
2. friends
hey ... i'm just getting into the swing of this great 'apostasy' thing right ... ?

... i thought y'all out there might well have a story or two to tell, so ... plz tell me tell me tell me about the most embarrasing thing you ever saw at a meeting ...
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Temoins de Jehovah on french TV
by Celia in
1. jw
2. friends
wow !

i am in france and right now the jw are having their summer assemblies all over the country.

tonight on 2 national tv channels during the news there was a segment on them and these assemblies.
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Armageddon "Victims" in Waiting?
by Englishman in
1. jw
2. friends
here's a pic of my family outside our house in weston super mare, england.. .

according to jehovah's witnesses, we are all going to be destroyed at armageddon for various unspecified misdemeanors.

excuse me for asking this, but isn't this just a little excessive?.