there was an elder at our hall ,when he would call on someone , he would help the brother with the mic to find the person.
he did this by saying: " sister little in the front"....hehehhe ,, of course being bored to death, this always cracked several us of rowdy back seat sitters up.. here are more examples from our old hall.
sister key , in the rear.
The funniest thing I ever heard from the platform was a brother who gave a #4 talk out of the YPA book on masturbation, starting off his talk with, "Masturbation, its a touchy subject"
During book study one time when we finished early we would read the bible reading and this one teenaged girl in our hall was so dense. The word "organism" appeared in her part of the reading about four times and all four times she pronounced it "orgasm" without skipping a beat.
some of you may have seen my previous thread regarding a secret gift exchange for the upcoming holiday season.
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.aspx?id=37180&site=3&page=1
so here it is......the official sign up!
bump
nahhhh..................not really, reading here is far too much fun!....inactive?....yes.
a troll?....if you say so.......a twat?.....sometimes..........please feed me i'm hungry.. lol.
come on forum brothers and sisters this site goes round and around in circles, there's only so many times you can talk about "your worst meeting" "kingdom melodies i hate that i can replace rude words too" "bill bowen is worse/better than ray" " the circa 1949 wt says...." "i'm outta the borg(tm)" "your favourite witness?.....i hated them all" and my favourite..."hello newbie, you're amongst friends here, we look forward to your posts", but don't you dare, ever ever step out of line and not tow the ex line here, after all we're the enlightened ones now and we'll trash you without any understanding/concern"........this site has become a cult in itself, agreement at the kh is called brainwashing, agreement here is applauded, unless you disagree (no dissention in the ranks allowed) and on and on...........quit the judgement of others you say you struggled hard to escape from and hated, we're all humans looking at the end of the day for answers.
Scoob, its the only thing that keeps our meaningless existance going. Since we know we are missing out on the happiness that comes with being a JW, but are in denial, we must come here to relive our past experiences to keep us going in our daily lives. Say hi to my dead relatives when you get to the new system, k? Thanks!
shari, .
i just wanted to state this for all to see.
you are someone that i hold in very high esteem.
You enrich both boards with your posts.
Theres another board?
a friend on another (totally not related to jw's) discussion board posted this story in response to something i said about getting rid of telemarketers.. .
a funny story.. .
one saturday while in my apartment at college i saw three women with jehovah's witness propaganda proceed into the front area of the fourplex.
No, they're just going "aww crap! now I have to walk around the kingom hall shouting 'Unclean! Unclean!' for a week"
did you know that angels helped charles lindbergh traverse the atlantic?.
"at times, voices come out of the air itself, clear yet far away, traveling through distances that cant be measured by the scale of human miles, familiar voices, conversing and advising on my flight, discussing problems of my navigation, reassuring me, giving me messages of importance unattainable in ordinary life.. .
apparently in 1927 god (via the angels) decided to help charles lindbergh fly the spirit of st. louis to paris.. i read about it here: http://www.beliefnet.com/frameset.asp?pageloc=/story/115/story_11545_1.html&boardid=47119.
Dude, the guy had been up for like 30 hours straight. I would be hearing voices too.
considering that simon has closed the two threads where a link, supposedly pertinent to me, has been posted, i will respond here.
my response is invariable, and is what i would post no matter what was posted, what links were posted, what chat pages were posted.
the former poster edward gentry of jw com, is dead and buried.
But then again, I'm not you.
The one thing I still pray to God that I am thankful for.
shari, .
i just wanted to state this for all to see.
you are someone that i hold in very high esteem.
Lilacs, I really DO think you are a good person at heart. You want to see the good in everyone. Maybe I disagree with that approach for myself, but I think its admirable. Please keep being yourself.
to be able to properly "encourage one another, more so as you behold the end drawing near", we as jw's were instructed to do the following: .
(1) stay after the meeting for "upbuilding association", and .
(2) rather than talk about mundane things of life, discuss the finer points of the meeting just held.
Well we talked about people who were at the meeting, does that count?
i only post here under one name, refiners fire.. i only use that name on one webite, this one, any one posting as refiner on any other website is not me.
not that its important, but i just thought id state this formally.
those who want to be offended by the comments of "refiners fire" at other websites will have to be so, unfortunately.
Beck you smell like puke. I am SOO not jealous of you right now.
