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  Where are all the spoons!!

  by LuckyLucy in

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  im sitting here at work...ready to eat my stew and all i have is a knife!

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  The Tiffanys Platinum Spork

  I only bring it out for special occasions
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  Where are all the spoons!!

  by LuckyLucy in

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  im sitting here at work...ready to eat my stew and all i have is a knife!

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  Those napkins at KFC are so useless!
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  Where are all the spoons!!

  by LuckyLucy in

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  im sitting here at work...ready to eat my stew and all i have is a knife!

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  A spork is an example of a product designed to do two things and does neither of them particularly well.
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  More intolerance from the Boyscouts

  by crownboy in

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  it's a shame that such bigotry can still exist in america today.. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20021105/ap_wo_en_po/us_atheist_scout_2.

  atheist says he's been booted from boy scouts tue nov 5, 3:16 am et.

  by gene johnson, associated press writer.

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  Legally? Yeah. I agree it sux, but thats why we get people out of these organizations
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  More intolerance from the Boyscouts

  by crownboy in

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  it's a shame that such bigotry can still exist in america today.. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20021105/ap_wo_en_po/us_atheist_scout_2.

  atheist says he's been booted from boy scouts tue nov 5, 3:16 am et.

  by gene johnson, associated press writer.

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  The boy scouts is a private organization, they decided to kick him out, they don't owe him anything, he should just deal with it and join an organization that doesn't care about your religious beliefs.

  Its not like this was a job or something, its more like a club the supreme court has already ruled that they can exclude who they want..
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  Something More At / Needed By Silent Lambs?

  by Englishman in

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  this is a bit unusual, i found it at: http://www.antijehovahswitness.com/.

  my thoughts about bill bowens efforts with silent lambs.

  i thought i'd write this piece about bill and his gargantuan efforts with silent lambs.. i fully agree with what he's doing, but.

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  I have a watchtower plant, one of the leaves looks like a little castle. It has also counseled the flowers on the table for "being to brightly colored and stumbling the cats"
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  The Simpsons and Philosophy

  by DanTheMan in

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  i haven't read this book, but it sounds interesting.. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0812694333/qid=1036713174/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_1/102-4751819-0195307?v=glance&s=books&n=507846.

  people who don't recognize what a smart and hilarious parody of society the simpsons is haven't given it a chance.

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  I have this book and I haven't read it

  the d'oh of Homer
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  Where are all the spoons!!

  by LuckyLucy in

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  im sitting here at work...ready to eat my stew and all i have is a knife!

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  In England, everyone only has one spoon.

  Yeah. And that's your spoon for your entire life, right? And if you lose it, you starve to death unless someone in your family wills you their spoon. And they have spoon millionaires in England, right?
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  Something More At / Needed By Silent Lambs?

  by Englishman in

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  this is a bit unusual, i found it at: http://www.antijehovahswitness.com/.

  my thoughts about bill bowens efforts with silent lambs.

  i thought i'd write this piece about bill and his gargantuan efforts with silent lambs.. i fully agree with what he's doing, but.

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  I am the ghost of Fred Franz, I have assumed Random Task's body to give you this special message:

  The watchtower is everywhere and they are watching you. That troll statue that your weird aunt linda gave you and insisted that you put on your nightstand is actually a well trained bethelite that stares at you when you are sleeping. Look at it, its smiling at you, its seen you naked. The real Ted Jaracz has actually fused with technology to become Mecha-Ted Jaracz. The Jaracz you see on telivision programs is actually the reanimated body of C.T. Russell, with a shave, and a little plastic surgery. They know that you have a king size snickers bar next to the Playboy mags stuffed under your mattress and they are gonna tell your momma. Our plan is to confiscate all of the marshmallow creme pies on the earth so as to bring down western civilization as we know it. You cannot stop us, we know who you are and one step towards the phone and we will freeze you with our ice ray. We mean it.
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  The Sleeping Dragon is Awakening

  by Perry in

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  us officials are signalling that a deal has been reached with france and russia to overcome their objections to a new resolution against iraq.

  senior diplomats are discussing the latest resolution drafted by the united states at a closed-door meeting of the un security council.

  iraq... will face serious consequences as a result of its continued violations of its obligations .

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  Yes, Bill Clinton did not go into Somalia, neither did he go into the Balkans, right? Bill Clinton's lack of foreign policy in dealing with terrorists, remember the USS Cole was suicide bombed in 2000, during Clinton's administration, by the same people who bombed the World Trade Centers. Nearly 10 years of not doing anything about Saddam and worldwide terrorism led to the attacks on Sept. 11. We do not live in a bubble, there are evil people out there who want us dead, we have to be aware of that fact and act accordingly.