shine a laser pen on the outline given by the speaker at an assembly.. take notes in finger paint.. at sensitive moments, blow your nose raucously.
apologize for your sinus condition.. wear a disposable paper face mask.
tell the brothers: hey, you don't want to catch what i've got!.
poodlehead..that was funny ... the bookstudy ... i wish i could be there. ... i live for those moments.
That is another idea...
EAT BEANS THE NIGHT BEFORE THE ASSEMBLY AND GAS'M UP. WALK PAST THE SPEAKER AND LET ER RIP.
OR RIDE AROUND THE PARKING LOT JUST BEFORE THE ASSEMBLY STARTS LIKE THIS GUY...
this time they really did call the police on me lol!
they backed out though, they called, then canceled the call after a while and the police never came to charge me with recording them, pitty really.. http://www.quad-central.com/~dan2007.
there is the link, i was unable to edit the audio file like i usually do to take out the blank spaces and amplify the volume, so if someone could do that with the wav file on the server that would be great!.
shine a laser pen on the outline given by the speaker at an assembly.. take notes in finger paint.. at sensitive moments, blow your nose raucously.
apologize for your sinus condition.. wear a disposable paper face mask.
tell the brothers: hey, you don't want to catch what i've got!.
damn! How stupid!!!
Here is another one...
per latest KM.
WEAR SOME FREAKIN' DISGUSTING COLOGNE/PERFUME OR SMELL LIKE WEED OR BREAK OUT A BONG OR BREAK OUT A ROLLED UP $50.00, A RAZOR, AND SOME WHITE STUFF. GET MY DRIFT?
That is how we roll in IRAN.
shine a laser pen on the outline given by the speaker at an assembly.. take notes in finger paint.. at sensitive moments, blow your nose raucously.
apologize for your sinus condition.. wear a disposable paper face mask.
tell the brothers: hey, you don't want to catch what i've got!.
damn mkr32208 ... those are great!!! You come up with all those by yourself? U r a freakin' genius!
hell...I am goint to load up my IPOD with PORN. If you see me, you'll know who I am. Gotta love porn, i mean IPODs.
and what is up with the paper and mirrors...sounds like some trick. We don't have that here in IRAN.
shine a laser pen on the outline given by the speaker at an assembly.. take notes in finger paint.. at sensitive moments, blow your nose raucously.
apologize for your sinus condition.. wear a disposable paper face mask.
tell the brothers: hey, you don't want to catch what i've got!.
Shine a laser pen on the outline given by the speaker at an assembly.
Take notes in finger paint.
At sensitive moments, blow your nose raucously. Apologize for your sinus condition.
Wear a disposable paper face mask. Tell the brothers: “Hey, you don't want to catch what I've got!”
Slowly slump in your seat. When you are about to fall off the chair, suddenly straighten up. Apologize profusely.
Remove your shoes and socks. Lay your socks on a chair, turn each one inside out, and inspect them carefully. If anyone says anything, tell them "doctor's orders."
Bring a hand puppet, preferably an animal. Ask it to clarify difficult points. - My favorite!
Have a timer that buzzes at intervals. When it goes off, take a pill from a pill case and gulp it down. If anyone asks, tell them it's to “prevent the seizures.”
Wear shades and carry a walkie-talkie with an earphone. Once in a while, quietly say a few words into it.
Here is a great idea: http://workingwounded.com/games/lingobingo/ ... you can use theocratic terms
Please add to this list
last I heard no program filtering was done. They left it up to the bible trained conscience. he he he ... some of the stuff that was on was very naughty...I could not bare but to keep the doors and windows closed
i've gained a lot of weight recently.
i really need to lose some.
now, my diet isn't the problem as such....its the excersize part.
hi sirona... the posters have some great advice...i did not read all of them so hopefully i have not repeated them
The word DIET must be eliminate from your vocabulary. Replace it with LIFESTYLE CHANGE. Why? A diet is temporary, a lifestyle change is permanent. Do you want to permanently loose the weight? Then you know what you need to do.
Where does hunger come from? Additives and chemicals in the processed foods. These have been added so that you are never full.
Do a detox if you body can handle it. PM me and I will send the ultimate body detoxer/cleanser. If you do not get rid of these additives/chemicals from your cells a lifestyle change will be more difficult and you are bound to give up.
-wac
Also don't use the word failure. Eliminate that word from your vocabulary. Instead of seeing the failure as a failure, see it as an outcome that you don't prefer and see what could be done different nextime. The whole lifestyle change starts in the mind, you need to talk to yourself using words that empower and not ones that disempower you. Replace all negatiive words with positive ones. Don't let your mind speak to you...you need to tell your mind off sometimes.
when i left - not a one.
do these so called 'shepherds' come pre-castrated?
or do they get castrated right after ministerial appointment?.
this thread took some balls
i heard from somebody a while back that the society runs tv ads late at night sometimes on new york city television.
is there any truth to this?
just curious.
yes...These were run by J.R Brown and company (Office of Public Information) with approval by the Governing Body of course.
A lot of Bethelites have "de-scramblers" so they can turn to Morning Worship or the Bethel Family Watchtower Study while in bed.
And yes, the Branch Committee deems what channels are appropriate for the Bethel Family. I bet these guys have access to Spice.
-wac
