my momma walked in caught me dozing and she saw what was on my desk ... a bottle of coffee liqueur.. she said if i get drunk she would talk to the elders and have me disfellowshipped.
you would do me that favor???
i didn't say that but i thought it.. .
I must thank you guys! I had not realized the amount of sugar that it had .
I will stick to wine.
I can usually out manuever my mom it was just that at that time I wanted to see her reaction so I faked being a little drunk.
Thank you for the reminders about the 2 witnez rule and the scripture/s.
cheers!
my momma walked in caught me dozing and she saw what was on my desk ... a bottle of coffee liqueur.. she said if i get drunk she would talk to the elders and have me disfellowshipped.
you would do me that favor???
i didn't say that but i thought it.. .
jwdaughter -
my mom is a witness extremist (al-qaedawitness) ... she will strap on to herself breathalyzers and use them on me at a hint of booze.
she thinks that drinking one beer is being drunk/an alcoholic.
If she turns me in that will be great. I have thought how she would react to my disfellowshipping. I guess it would not be so bad after all. Getting dfed for boozing is not as bad as getting dfed for turning people away from the matrix.
anyway - bottoms up.
I need a pic of rudaford taking a sip so i can show her.
My momma is so ....damn never mind. I'll regret it.
my momma walked in caught me dozing and she saw what was on my desk ... a bottle of coffee liqueur.. she said if i get drunk she would talk to the elders and have me disfellowshipped.
you would do me that favor???
i didn't say that but i thought it.. .
thanks for the advice on the drinks since i don't have much experience with da booze, i just pulled out whatever was in the cupboard
my momma walked in caught me dozing and she saw what was on my desk ... a bottle of coffee liqueur.. she said if i get drunk she would talk to the elders and have me disfellowshipped.
you would do me that favor???
i didn't say that but i thought it.. .
My momma walked in caught me dozing and she saw what was on my desk ... a bottle of coffee liqueur.
She said if I get drunk she would talk to the elders and have me disfellowshipped. I was like, really? You would do me that favor??? I didn't say that but I thought it.
Is my deliverance at hand? Maybe. oh well, cheers
Did you get dimed out by your parents???
just got this link sent to me by my sister in law and i just keeping staring at it trying to decide where to start.
i know that arguing with a jw is like throwing miracle wheat in the wind...but i want a comeback!!!
http://www.2001translation.com/587_or_607.htm
Go Bunny, Go Bunny, it's your birthdays (607/587)...Go bunny Go Bunny
the wbts.. u can say or do anything u like but, do not disrespect your momma.. .
your momma got so much real estate she makes donald trump look like donald duck.. lets get a list goin.
i'm sure u guys can do better.
my favorite ones
Your Momma's SO FAT after sex I roll over twice and I'm still on her.
Your Momma's SO FAT her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Your Momma's SO FAT her nickname is "DAAAMN!!"
Your Momma's SO FAT she caught that flesh-eating virus and was given 10 years to live.
Your Momma's SO FAT she could sell shade.
Your Momma's SO FAT she speaks in surround sound.
Your Momma's SO FAT she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Your Momma's SO FAT she was walking down the street, I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas.
Your Momma's SO FAT she's got smaller fat women orbiting her.
Your Momma's SO FAT when she farts the army bottle it and use it as chemical warfare Yo momma's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
here is tonights questions for homework...now what am i to say to this?
especially seeing i do not believe most religion at all.... anything really.
i am very sceptical.
If you can pretend you are a witnoid and write from there...that should be easy enough. i think, or at least i try ... still sipping on the liquour, damn i feel good (hiccup). peace.
here is tonights questions for homework...now what am i to say to this?
especially seeing i do not believe most religion at all.... anything really.
i am very sceptical.
cross out the word religion in some cases and go from there...i dunno no. just a thought. i hope it made sense...i am drinking some nice coffee liqueur
just got this link sent to me by my sister in law and i just keeping staring at it trying to decide where to start.
i know that arguing with a jw is like throwing miracle wheat in the wind...but i want a comeback!!!
http://www.2001translation.com/587_or_607.htm
insert energizer wabbit about here ... 
just like this thread...it keeps going and going and ...
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this is some hilarious tomfoolery.
his charles manson-esque beard doesn't seem to help, either.. mel may be a powerful guy, but something tells me there'll be a price to pay for his anti-semitic remarks, even if they were made in a sauced-up state.
I w-a-c concur with these comments:
5. Mel - I saw all your movies. You just lost my respect and I vow never to see any of your movies in the future.
mel gibson - passion of the bottle, coming to a bar near you, starring sugar t**s - Rated D for drunk.
