just got the word that we have a third theocratic ministry school.
this will be in a part of the kh that has poor lighting.
i know that many will need the assistance of additional lighting.
OK people, so here is what qualifies a man to hold the flashlight:
Most of all he needs the funk (shine it)
Help him find the funk (ha, funk it!)
Most of all he needs the funk
Help him find the funk (get him)
Most of all he needs the funk (I know we can get him)
Help him find the funk (ho!)
Most of all he needs the funk (ha, don't!)
Help him find the funk (I know you will! Dance, sucker!)
Most of all he needs the funk (Shine the spotlight on him!)
Help him find the funk (Oh funk me!)
just got the word that we have a third theocratic ministry school.
this will be in a part of the kh that has poor lighting.
i know that many will need the assistance of additional lighting.
Dance, sucker.......
| Parliament Flashlight Lyrics  Flash Light Now, I lay me down to sleep Ooh, I just can't find a beat Flash light (ohh, I will never dance!) Flash light [x3] Ha da da dee da hada hada da da Oh, it's no use! Flash light Red light Neon light Ooh, stop light Now I lay me down to sleep I guess I'll go count the sheep Oh, but I will never dance (oh, don't make me do it) (Dance, sucker! ooh ha ha!) (oww! Get him!) Most of all he needs the funk (shine it) Help him find the funk (ha, funk it!) Most of all he needs the funk Help him find the funk (get him) Most of all he needs the funk (I know we can get him) Help him find the funk (ho!) Most of all he needs the funk (ha, don't!) Help him find the funk (I know you will! Dance, sucker!) Most of all he needs the funk (Shine the spotlight on him!) Help him find the funk (Oh funk me!) Ha da da dee da hada hada da da (Dance, Nose! You know you on my funk street??) Oh, funk me! Ha da da dee da hada hada da da (get on down, Nose! I like it! Dance, then!) Flash light Flash light (oh ho ho!) Spot light Neon light (neon light) Street light (street light) Oh ho, ha ha! Everybody's got a little light under the sun Shinin' on the funk [x2] Most of all he need the funk Help him find the funk Most of all he need the funk (Ha da da dee da hada hada da da) Help him find the funk [x3] Ha da da dee da hada hada da da Oh Flash light (flash light, flash light) [x2] Flash light (oh, flash light) [x2] Spot light (spot light) Neon light (ooooh, neon light) Flash light (ooh, flash light ho!) Stop light (stop light) Now I lay me down to sleep I guess I'll go count the sheep Ha da da dee da hada hada da da (oh) Shake your funk (Ha da da dee da hada hada da da) Shake your funk (Ha da da dee da hada hada da da) Shake your rump (Ha da da dee da hada hada da da) (ho!) I think I found the funk Flash light (flash light) Day light (day light) Spot light (spot light) Red light (ohhh, hooo, red light!) Everybody's got a little light under the sun Ha da da dee da hada hada da da [x7] Everybody's got a little light under the sun Under the sun [x9] |
imagine you are here in the year 2030 and nothing has happened?
how will field service be carried out?
will meetings still be at kingdom halls or will halls be used via skype?
Actually, thinking about it, Wobble could be right with the Plymouth or Exclusive Brethren example.
There are not insignificant numbers of the Brethren still operating but they concentrate on their born ins and keep the rest of the world at arms length. They are suspicious of technology and are happy to lobby political groups to support social issues that fit their world view. they are isolated and introspective and they practice shunning at least as ferociously as Jw's.
As the GB struggle to deal with the proliferation of information and opinion they may well start to retrench and concentrate on keeping the born-ins in. They will spin this as the 'closing of the door to the ark'. Too bad if you're not inside.
They will continue to shrink in numbers and their clothing styles will begin to date them.The women will start to wear scarves all the time and some weird genetic thing will happen from all the marriages taking place inside the group, you know, something like half the kids will be ginger and speak with a lisp.
imagine you are here in the year 2030 and nothing has happened?
how will field service be carried out?
will meetings still be at kingdom halls or will halls be used via skype?
Yes, Zager and Evans are the true prophets. Not a bad song either for its time.
FS will still be from door to door. The org does not embrace modern methods of communication (e.g. wireless, although they once did..)
Meetings will still be at KH but as the congregations average age increases they will make video/audio streaming available for the aged and infirm.
The WT as we see it modelled now will be very similar in 40 years time, I fear.
Forget about Newton and any others who try mathematical sleuthing.
lets admitt it guys, this org is the closest that anyone will ever get to the truth, i am not saying they are perfect, but maybe they just need a few modifications to some of their doctrines.. after all they are not that bad.. they don't execute people.
they promote unity and peace among people.
they encourage people to live good purposeful lives.
I hadn't read your title but thought you were describing National Geographic magazine
since jehovah's witnesses supposedly have "the truth" and are part of god's visible organization living in a "spiritual paradise" you would naturally expect that they should be the happiest people on earth!
this clearly is not the case.
wha happened?
I've posted elsewhere on suicides and depressed ones and my own long term hospitalization is a matter of public record.
One I've not related before is the mother, of an elder (C.)who was very good to us during a more severe time of my depression when I was in and out of hospital regularly.
She was a very reserved English woman living by herself a couple of doors from C. She had the appearance of a woman who had seen hard times and coming into the Truth had turned out not to be a panacea for her.
She had died in her bed overnight. She had taken a mixture of medication and alcohol. The ambulance officer said it had clearly been suicide. C. kept this detail from his fellow Elders and the funeral was held at the KH.
Very sad. Very lonely
i've noticed a number of vehicles here in melbourne are reaching xj- --- so someone's going to get xjw607 pretty soon unless it's been sold.
new zealands got a similar sequence of letters and numbers (3 letters, 4 numbers).
you can, of course, buy any combination of letters and numbers up to 7.. i was going to buy one before leaving nz and xjw1914 was available but,....nah.... have you got a jdub related rego plate or seen an interesting one ???.
I've noticed a number of vehicles here in Melbourne are reaching XJ- --- so someone's going to get XJW607 pretty soon unless it's been sold. New Zealands got a similar sequence of letters and numbers (3 letters, 4 numbers). You can, of course, buy any combination of letters and numbers up to 7.
I was going to buy one before leaving NZ and XJW1914 was available but,....nah...
Have you got a Jdub related rego plate or seen an interesting one ???
Any ideas for one ?
since there is compelling and overwhelming evidence that jehovah is the true and living god, creator and supreme sovereign of the universe, the plea of ignorance cannot be admitted in its full latitude except for idiots.
the atheists cannot plead ignorance.
the agnostics cannot plead ignorance.
Maybe they are using idiots in the old psychiatric definition not in the speeding driver sense.
So what about cretins, ninnies and retards ??
it's called "jehovah's bible students".. i'm going to have a new kingdom hall built next to , or across the street from every kingdom hall in the usa.. all the skeeze that lust to fulfill their ambitions that they were to pathetic and ill-equipped to carry out in "the world", can stay in the old org.
along with all the child molesters, wife beaters, megalomaniacs, etc.. i know jehovah's behavior in the old testament was questionable at best, but at the same time...what happens when you want to save someone that is just hell bent on snorting cyanide?
a whole country hell bent on snorting cyanide?...how would you react?.
What Would Spock Say ?
uk congregations of jehovah's witnesses - interactivethe links provided here enable the interactive display of each congregation's details, starting with contact address and list of trustees.
at the bottom of the page is a list of interactive links for other jw-related charities.. .
aberaeron aberdare abergavenny abertillery aberystwyth abingdon accrington-milnshaw-park accrington-springhill alcester alfreton almondsbury alnwick alton altrincham amlwch ammanford andover-anton andover-charlton appleby ashbourne ashford-north ashford-south ashington ashton-under-lyne atherstone atherton axminster aylesbury aylsham .
That was weird!! I clicked on an arbitrary link i.e INTERNATIONAL-BIBLE-STUDENTS-ASSOCIATION and the first name I see is Stephen Papps.
I knew Stephen through his smarmy father Ron Papps at the Nawton Cong., Hamilton, New Zealand.
Ron was an elder who exuded a snake like charm and was fond of constantly shaking peoples hands.
That's all I have to say about that......
