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  Is this a site for active JWs or for ex JWs?

  by ><> in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  there's alot of jw "bashing" here.. if you have left the org., please inform me on what it was that convinced you to depart?

  we have friends that are jws and we want to know how best to deal with them.

  some are constantly giving us literature.

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  I'm an ex-JW, and "bash" the religion where it's due. Blood policy, UN, failed dates, glory to God through works, child abuse, etc, etc, etc.
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  JW DECREASE IN AMERICA of 1.07%

  by DannyHaszard in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  worldwide faith news (press release), ny - 3 minutes ago .

  ... 25. jehovah's witnesses, 1,029,902 members, reporting a decrease of 1.07 members.

  24. the orthodox church in america, 1,064,000 members, reporting an increase of 6.40 percent.

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  Chip, chip, chip away goes the information war. Like an avalanche that starts with a few snow "pebbles" it can turn into every JW leaving the WTS.
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  I'm new here.

  by The in

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  hey everyone, as the subject might sugest... im new here!

  they say first impressions last and i hope i make.

  this a good one.. .

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  Very nice to meet you. I remember my first posts. I've found my friends here to be much better than at the KH. We talk about hard issues & have some fluff along the way. Most of all, we help each other out.

  Skeeter1
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  April 1... Plans for a April Fool

  by xjwms in

  1. social
  2. humour

  are you planning anything.

  for april fool joke?.

  don't forget to turn your clocks ahead on april fools day

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  And, here's a sick practical joke I do on guests...you're wife will really freak out.

  During the day when no one is home, put some peanut butter outside. At night, find a reason to go outside, "I forgot to turn off hose, check car, etc." Go outside & get a dab of peanut butter (keep it concealed in your hand. Return inside to watch your favorite show. When no one is watching, smear a big lump of it on the bottom of your shoe. Sit with your foot with the peanut butter on top of the knee. (half indian style). Someone will notice the "brown stuff" on the bottom of your shoe. "Did you step in something?" Act suprised, look at it, then take a scoop of it with your finger and taste it.

  he, he.
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  April 1... Plans for a April Fool

  by xjwms in

  1. social
  2. humour

  are you planning anything.

  for april fool joke?.

  don't forget to turn your clocks ahead on april fools day

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  I once put an ad in the Real estate section of paper for a secretary's cubicle while she was on vacation (think she got married) "10 by 10 office with drab grey partition walls, typewriter (this was back in the day before everyone had a computer), close to breakroom & restroom, no window, $50/month, call "Secretary's name" at xxx-xxx-xxx ext. xx." She returned to 20+ phonecalls of people inquiring. he, he.
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  April 1... Plans for a April Fool

  by xjwms in

  1. social
  2. humour

  are you planning anything.

  for april fool joke?.

  don't forget to turn your clocks ahead on april fools day

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  I bought some "police - crime scene" tape as an office gag. Going in over the weekend to tape out a body in the waiting room. He, he.

  Skeeter1
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  Breaking News from WTS Branch-Eclipses are natural

  by DannyHaszard in

  1. social
  2. current

  jehovah's witnesses: eclipses are natural happenings

  ghanaweb.com - 2 minutes ago comment box join in accra, march 27, gna - eclipses are natural happenings that occur with regularity and do not represent a threat nor carry some prediction of calamity, jehovah's witnesses said on monday.

  jehovah's witnesses: eclipses are natural happeningsaccra, march 27, gna - eclipses are natural happenings that occur with regularity and do not represent a threat nor carry some prediction of calamity, jehovah's witnesses said on monday.. .

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  Dear Bethel (or your hired lawyers who read this apostate page), I applaud your concerted effort to quote science right, albeit with a religious twist. It's a very refreshing change for your writing department. Is it your latest effort to look like a reasonable religion?

  But this latest effort does not amend the fact that your blood policy is against science, logic, and ethics. How many have you killed by your quackery & misquotes? Now, Brooklyn, aren't you working on a new blood brochure? I'm sure you have your best (wo)man working on it. Top secret, of course.

  Your humbleness, Skeeter1
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  HELPING TEENS IN TROUBLE ---WATCHTOWER STYLE COPYRIGHT VIOLATIONS

  by LDH in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  http://www.watchtower.org/library/g/2005/4/8/article_01.htm

  so i thought you would enjoy this series of articles, which tells us how evil and wicked teens are, and what exactly we can do to help them.. you might notice that the article mentions "author scott walker" a number of times.

  who, you ask, is scott walker that his views on teens should be so credible?

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  The Watchtower is allowed to cite Mr. Scott Walker, just as you can cite anyone. However, did they quote him correctly? Go back and get his original writings. Where did he say this? Did the WTS take his words out of context?

  Skeeter
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  Interesting Encounter with JW wife.

  by Gordy in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  on tuesday night my son (30) went into hospital with what turn out to be appendicitis.

  his wife called me wednesday morning and i went up to the hospital.

  he was due in surgery not long after i got there.

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  Your wife gave a great "witness" didn't she? She is a perfect example of how Jesus would have wanted us to act...NOT.
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  Elders have no manners

  by Jez in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  there i am, saturday morning, 9am, having a coffee with my kids, hair very messy, no make up, pj's on still, and they show up!

  why do they never phone first and make an appointment?

  i have asked them to do this but they won't comply.

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  What To Do When Jehovah's Witnesses Come To Visit You

  

  1. Answer the door naked and carrying weaponry. (immediate results) 2. Pretend to be the slowest talking person in the world and see how long their spirit of Christian charity lasts. 3. Answer every one of their questions with "What do you mean by that?" This might take a while, but you and your loved ones can have fun placing bets on how long it takes for them to get flustered and leave. 4. Ask them to explain the story of Elisha and the Forty two children. You may have to resort to another method to actually get rid of them, but this will definitely make them sweat. (2Kings, chapt.2, ummm... somewhere near the end) 5. Excuse yourself from your sitting room (or wherever) and DO NOT come back. 6. Make a series of increasingly reprehensible fake phone calls. (booky, order for pornography, drug deal, obscene call, and if they are STILL there, a tearfull confession to the police for the murder of the last Witnesses who visited you.) 7. Pick an oft-repeated word in their lexicon (God, Jesus, heaven, it, the etc.) and giggle whenever they utter it. If they ask you what's going on, say "nothing, why?" in very even tones, and giggle again. 8. Same as #7, except say "beep" instead of giggling. 9. (males only) Feign an intense interest in their speil. Part way through, begin putting on make-up, hosery, a dress, the whole works. (make encouraging noises [uh huh, I see...] throughout and if they ask you what you're doing, pull a #7) If they're still there when you are done, ask them if they would please kindly leave as you have a hot date in ten minutes. 10. Look smug and tell them that your God can beat up their God.