Posts by skeeter1

As a JW, I was taught that if you committed suicide, you didn't get the chance at the Kingdom. You can be the worst sinner imaginable and die, and then get the "hope" of ressurection. How screwed up is that? A person could have been a victim of abuse, suffer from severe depression, and commit suicide, but God doesn't love them at all . . .meanwhile Hitler gets a chance?

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Sadly inevitable...JWs glad that Robin Williams died on "this side" of Armageddon

by sir82 in

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thread is here:.

http://jwtalk.net/forums/topic/16494-robin-williams-found-dead/.

a few quotes:.

skeeter1

Somehow, I don't think Robin Williams would want to awaken in a "Paradise" of a world filled with Jehovah's Witnesses. I think he'd be totally pissed off.

This reminds me of a Mormon man I knew. Happily married, with kids. BUT, he bragged to me that he had named several of our hotter co-workers into some book at his church naming the women as his wives in the afterlife. Totally creepy, and didn't pay any attention to the fact that the women may not want to be one of his concubine in the afterlife beehive in the sky.

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how to survive a three day assembly?

by purrpurr in

hi i have to go to one of these soon.

i find it difficult enough to sit through a meeting knowing what i now know.

how to survive a whole three days???!!!

skeeter1

Get sick. Say you have anything bad, but just don't go! Strep throat is a good one, becuase it is highly contageous and there are oftentimes no outward signs. Bad taste in your mouth, stomach ache, and bad headache. Go to doctor and tell him that someone in your family has strep and you have these symptoms coming on. Right before the weekend, and my doctor will give me a "Z-pack" dose, just in case... Come home with a z-pack, doctors note, and just lay in front of the TV, unwilling to move.

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Robin Williams passes

by designs in

don't know quite what to say.

just stunned at the news.

comic genius and actor.. share your favorite robin williams moments.. .

skeeter1

This world was not meant for someone as beautiful as you.

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Robin Williams passes

by designs in

don't know quite what to say.

just stunned at the news.

comic genius and actor.. share your favorite robin williams moments.. .

skeeter1

Robin Williams on the Vatican and homosexuality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M1XVE9W67g

Robin Williams on Catholic Child Rape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT98a9ftg9E

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Robin Williams passes

by designs in

don't know quite what to say.

just stunned at the news.

comic genius and actor.. share your favorite robin williams moments.. .

skeeter1

Big fan of Robin Williams.

Nano, Nano. Good Morning Vietnam!!!

Mrs. Doubtfire, Awakenings, A Beautiful Mind, Dead Poets Society, and, of course, Good Will Hunting.

I also liked him in Aladin. Just a cut up there.

And, the World According to Garp wasn't his greatest, but it was quirky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbBgLQ1yfZk

Top 10 Robin Williams Performances

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Brilliant Robin Williams Quote

by Amelia Ashton in

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the loneliest place on the planet for me was the kingdom hall.

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skeeter1

RIP Robin Williams.

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"We're calling on your neighbours to promote a website"

by Simon in

wow, it's true - they don't call to 'promote god's kingdom' anymore but just their website!.

we just had an old lady call and tell us that was exactly what they were doing and it has "lots of good things on their for children".

yeah, right ... sparlock?.

skeeter1

Outlaw, that is one of your best!

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You should meet Brother Smart Engineer

by garyneal in

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my wife, who now thinks i am not competent enough to discuss spiritual matters with the kids, thinks that i could really benefit from discussing matters of the bible with this nasa engineer who attends meetings at her kingdom hall.

apparently, he is quite knowledgeable in the bible and has a good grasp of their doctrines.

at least according to her as i never actually spoken with the man at length but i do know that he is an elder.

skeeter1

Ah, she's setting up a play date for you! My sort-of JW sister tried that. I told her that, because I'm an apostate and speak against the JWs, I couldn't meet with her JW friend (high school math teacher). I'd get her friend in trouble if the elders found out that she was associating with me. Plus, her dad is an elder. I never heard about the woman again, until my BIL mentioned that she's a wack-job and on psycho drugs to keep her from cracking up to the pistachio house. Apparently, BIL tried to tell my sort-of JW sister that her friend was flying without a full quart or oil. That led to a fight, until my sort-of JW sister figured out that her friend had issues.

In short, I think if you look deep enough into the engineer, you'll find that he had issues before joining the cult. He probably still does have these issues.

Here's my devil made me do it side. Get to know him and then secretely invite him to a really nice strip club, and see if he agrees to do it. (he, he). Porno isn't against the religion's tenants, unless it's gross pornography. But, the R&F don't think this is the policy. Elders can be darn hypocrites! See if he'll go, and then agree to meet him at the strip club's parking lot. Drive separately, but take your wife with you. Don't tell her where you are going. This will help your wife see through the bullshit of the religion!