Bubba was in the locker room at the golf club with several other men. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk, everyone in the room stops to listen MAN: yes WOMAN: I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.It's only $1000.00. Is it okay if I buy it? MAN:sure go ahead if you like it that much.Woman: I also stopped at the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked. MAN how much? Woman: $60.000. Man: ok but for that price I want it with all the options. WOMAN: great, Oh and one more thing, the house we wanted last year is back on the market. Their asking $950.000. MAN: well go ahead and give them an offer, but only offer $900.000. WOMAN: ok I'll see you later, I love you. MAN: bye I love you too. The man hangs up. The other men in the room are looking at him with astonishment. Then he asks, Anyone know who this phone belongs to?
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Bubba jokes....I'll start!
by SWALKER inone day, jimmy joe was walking down main street when he saw his buddy
bubba driving a brand new pickup.
bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
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Mind Control Newsflash: Girl held against her will for 10 years
by Check_Your_Premises inhttp://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060323/ap_on_re_us/missing_girl_found
the news story quotes someone who says "nobody will believe she was held against her will".
this is because she was an adult, and was free to leave the house at certain times.
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Check-Your-Premises. You are so right. It is abuse on a much larger scale.
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What do you do now with all that extra time?
by beautifulisfree ini was just wondering what everyone does with their extra time??
the meetings took up so much time in our lives.
for me its soo fun to sleep late on sat (no service!
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What extra time are you talking about other than JWD.
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You gotta try this!
by cruzanheart inif you upload a photo of yourself the site will do a face comparison with celebrities' faces and tell you whom you most resemble.
kind of fun!
i resembled kate beckinsale, liza minelli and diane keaton.
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You guys are funny. my match lassie
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Euchre and golf btw golf is a card game.
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Judicial Committees
by Honesty inin light of the following scriptures regarding jesus, how do judicial committees and their members composed of three elders even remotely follow jesus' teaching and example?.
at dawn he went to the temple complex again, and all the people were coming to him.
he sat down and began to teach them.. then the scribes and the pharisees brought a woman caught in adultery, making her stand in the center.
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Cosmic:
If you fail to show after being given notice they proceed without you. I know because I have been there and done that.
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hello there
by koko1 injust wanted to pop my head in and say hi.
i was brought up a jw - never believed in the religion or god for that matter.
no matter how many people tried to convince me.
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Welcome koko1. there are a lot of nice people in all religions and atheism. Keep in touch with the JWD.
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Funny but reality.
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i have a question
by brandon_the many inwould the passage from new world translation be a miss print....because in the holy bible the word is god......so if god is not capitalized..then what god is the book referring to...because there is only one father and one living god witch is jesus...... .
please help me , because this has been puzzling me...... .
new world translation of the holy scriptures new world translation of the holy scriptures .
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Welcome Brandon
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Question for the guys on JWD!
by Poodles ingood morning guys, i'm a women in love with a jw who does not feel the same way about me!
we have been in this relationship for the past seven years!
i will try to make this short and to the point so as not to bore you ok!
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Poodles:
You are really a brute for punishment, seven years of abuse, seek counselling fast. Dump the loser.