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  Joke of the day

  by Tyrone van leyen in

  1. social
  2. humour

  an evil witch, had cast a spell on a prince.

  he was only able to say, 1 word every year.

  if he remained silent and skipped a year, he could say two words, and so on.

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  Clam

  One day a cowboy walked into a blacksmith shop and picked
  up a horseshoe, not realizing that it had just come from
  the forge.
  
  He immediately dropped it and jammed his hand into his
  pocket, trying to act as if nothing had happened.
  
  The blacksmith noticed and asked with a grin, "Kind of hot,
  wasn't it?"
  
  "Nope," answered the cowboy through clenched teeth, "it
  just doesn't take me long to look at a horseshoe."
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  the saddest poem

  by John Doe in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  "saddest poem".

  pablo neruda.

  i can write the saddest poem of all tonight.

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  Clam

  Brilliant.
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  Quotable Quotes; Please Add Yours ...

  by compound complex in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the endeavor to compel all men to think alike on all subjects,.

  culminated in the great apostasy and the development of the .

  great papal system; and thereby the 'gospel,' the 'one faith,'.

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  And now, particularly, many serious students of government and of world conditions— statesmen, scientists and others—are saying that mankind will not even be able to survive to the year 2000 C.E. They base their outlook, not on the Bible, but on the hard facts of today and upon the now irreversible trend of things that involve all of us. The Bible tells of these hard times that we are experiencing as a sign of the nearness of the end of this system.—2 Tim. 3:1-5. WT - 1973 11/1 646The Best Time to Be Alive ***

  "Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice." --- Will Durant (1885 - 1981)
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  Well - the New Secret Watchtower should arrive pretty soon.....

  by AK - Jeff in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i hope someone opens a new secret watchtower website with all the pages scanned monthly.

  wouldn't that be a hoot?

  i forget nowadays - when should the dubs expect that january shipment?

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  You should get a free plastic Jehovah with the first one.
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  Joke of the day

  by Tyrone van leyen in

  1. social
  2. humour

  an evil witch, had cast a spell on a prince.

  he was only able to say, 1 word every year.

  if he remained silent and skipped a year, he could say two words, and so on.

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  Clam

  Because he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

  Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "I'm just an ordinary man," he said walking up to her, "but in a little while, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars. I would like to have someone to share it with. Will you come home with me?"

  The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his stepmother.
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  Isn't this a case of "Too Little - Too Late?"

  by AK - Jeff in

  1. social
  2. current

  http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=topnews&storyid=2007-10-04t095213z_01_seo157840_rtrukoc_0_us-korea-summit-peace.xml&src=nl_usmorningdigest.

  i mean the damned war ended 54 years ago.

  my dad served in that war.

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  Clam

  Damn - this must be too boring to even comment on. Sorry. Headed for coffee.

  No not boring Jeff. The link has gone AWOL.

  (edited after Emo's prompt) Oh yes I can see it now.
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  Michael Jackson Look-A-Like

  by snowbird in

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  2. entertainment

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  doesn't this guy look like michael jackson before he changed?.

  sylvia.

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  Clam

  Good job he didn't keep on going with the plastic surgery. . .
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  OUTLAW`s New Vacuum Cleaner

  by OUTLAW in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i needed a new vacuum cleaner..so i did a bit of research and decided the "dyson" was the one for me..it is specially designed never to lose suction.it performs at 100% until you need to empty it..it uses no bags and never needs new filters...............it has a nice long hose on it for doing stairs..i used it to grab the dog`s ass..he liked it!..he thinks he has a new girl friend now and won`t leave the vacuum alone..so i put it in the closet..lol!

  !...............it looks more like a hummer truck than a vacuum cleaner..and..it`s purple!..imagine that,a vacuum cleaner that sucks till it`s purple!..lol!

  !...outlaw

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  Clam

  LOL we've got a group of guys here talking about vacuum cleaners. Boy fluff. I'd just say that I've got a Miele 'Cat and Dog'. It's brilliant.
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  OUTLAW`s New Vacuum Cleaner

  by OUTLAW in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i needed a new vacuum cleaner..so i did a bit of research and decided the "dyson" was the one for me..it is specially designed never to lose suction.it performs at 100% until you need to empty it..it uses no bags and never needs new filters...............it has a nice long hose on it for doing stairs..i used it to grab the dog`s ass..he liked it!..he thinks he has a new girl friend now and won`t leave the vacuum alone..so i put it in the closet..lol!

  !...............it looks more like a hummer truck than a vacuum cleaner..and..it`s purple!..imagine that,a vacuum cleaner that sucks till it`s purple!..lol!

  !...outlaw

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  Clam

  Outlaw glad to see things are picking up for you buddy.
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  Your votes will decide: Farewell party for loyal dub VS. Ex-JW meetup

  by OnTheWayOut in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i am leaving this up to jwd votes.

  please don't just attack the dubs and .

  vote the other way because of personal feelings.

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  Clam

  I'm running with the herd.

  Go with Mrs OTWO.

  You have the rest of your life to apostaparty.

  Also you'll probably have some juicier stories to post after a meetup with the nutters Jehovah's people.