Thats not true funnyderek, actually I want to enter their religion, they must have the truth, they are the bomb ! LoL
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Email from "Bill"
by BritBoy ingot an email from bill [[email protected]] with a word docement attached (32 pages long) warning me of the physical distruction of brooklyn bethel in 40 days time...
huh??.
here is an excert:.
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PRAISE ALLAH YOU ALL SONS OF INFIDELS, PARENTS OF INFIDELS AND INFIDELS YOURSELF CUZ ALLAH WILL DESTROY U SOON AND U LL FACE THE WRATH OF ALLAH.
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Did you ever write an excuse on the back of your service report?
by JH in.
when i joined the jw's, i remember an elder stating that when you do less than the average number of hours in your month, mark the reason why in the back of the service report sheet that you give at the end of each month.. did anybody else receive these instructions way back in the late 80's?
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U MUSTT PRAISE ALLAH U INFIDEL OR U WILL BE DESTROYED SOON
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A little background has to why I left 'The Truth'
by Kero-kero inhello all.. there was a request made by some here...well ok one person here to say a little bit about myself and what happened to my wifes nephew nad his unjust disfellowship.. ok...well, i think i have already said a little about myself before, so i will be quick.
started to study in 1987 and then was baptised in 1989 at hayesbridge assembly hall (sorry...my spelling...forgotton how to spell hayesbridge) in surrey just south of the m25.
i went to pakistan to help for a little while and there i met my now wife.
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Thanks for sharing Karo. Can you explain me what is exactly the "Jadoo" ? Is it like puting curse on people and worshipping Lucifer, a kind of cult itself ?
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Email from "Bill"
by BritBoy ingot an email from bill [[email protected]] with a word docement attached (32 pages long) warning me of the physical distruction of brooklyn bethel in 40 days time...
huh??.
here is an excert:.
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If it happens the dubs will be scared as hell. The Great Tribulation arise !!!
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Did you ever write an excuse on the back of your service report?
by JH in.
when i joined the jw's, i remember an elder stating that when you do less than the average number of hours in your month, mark the reason why in the back of the service report sheet that you give at the end of each month.. did anybody else receive these instructions way back in the late 80's?
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One time I wrote, "Sickness" for my lack of hours as an auxialiary pioneers and that was true. But I remember one month I was pioneering at the half of the month I had still 30 hours to do and I went at school on weekdays and working on weekends. In those days (2 years ago lol) there was an unwritten principle that stated that you could do Phone preaching by calculating your time by doing 1 call at each 15 minutes.
I thought if 30 hours remains and I do them by phone it would be 120 phone calls. So I took the phone and in one afternoon I made those calls (almost everybody were away) and therefore completed my month.
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I found this and am in total agreement. Feel free to answer the Questions.
by jw inregardless of how you feel about jehovah's organization--the true religion, one thing for sure, you will not escape the almighty jehovah's judgement right along with satan the devil and his destructive organization.
how will you save yourself and those who follow you...?
it's ashame that your energies could not be put to a more positive use.
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Hellrider, actually it is pretty cool to feed the trolls, its like feeding birds at the park. JW is our cyberbird, he babbles and then fly away, droping shit on our head...
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Do You Belong To A Cult?
by DannyHaszard indo you belong to a cult?
american chronicle - beverly hills,ca,usa .
... cults today understand the needs of their recruits and do everything possible to fill the gap that has been previously void (the bait).
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Yes :( I belong to the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The monster said if I dont eat enough pasta im gonna get killed by his Noodly Appendage !
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I found this and am in total agreement. Feel free to answer the Questions.
by jw inregardless of how you feel about jehovah's organization--the true religion, one thing for sure, you will not escape the almighty jehovah's judgement right along with satan the devil and his destructive organization.
how will you save yourself and those who follow you...?
it's ashame that your energies could not be put to a more positive use.
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If JW is a Dick then a Dick is JW !
*look in his pants
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Funnily, me and my brother were talking about a mission : Unvirgin the more sister we can from our province. The more spiritual they are the more points we get. We would act like spiritual brothers while visiting their KH and then invite them to restaurant and make them drink a lot and then we would...you know what ;)
Watchtower Leaders : Your virgins are now mine !