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Highlander
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They are coming out a lot faster then going in
by Lady Lee inelsewhere posted this on another thread so i'm just going to copy it here.
how much of an influence are jws having over 7 billion people?
lets see, according to http://www.watchtower.org/statistics/worldwide_report.htm .
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I'm Bad!
by Undecided inmy step-grandson has been staying with us all week and his mother came up yesterday.
jordan, my step-grandson was having trouble with an erection and was kidding his mother about it.
she said he has problems with it when he goes to school and has to pull his shirt down over the hump.
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Highlander
One night I was tired and just went to sleep after six months and she cried, she thought I was tired of having sex with her.
LMAO!
So true, bring a girl flowers every day. Miss one day and she exclaims. "Why don't you love me anymore!!!!" WAAAAHHHH!!!!
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I'm Bad!
by Undecided inmy step-grandson has been staying with us all week and his mother came up yesterday.
jordan, my step-grandson was having trouble with an erection and was kidding his mother about it.
she said he has problems with it when he goes to school and has to pull his shirt down over the hump.
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Highlander
You can do some work, engage in physical exercise, play a game or go for a walk. It is good to find someone to talk to who has your respect, even call someone like that on the phone if necessary. Reading—even aloud—the Bible or publications explaining the Bible is one of the finest helps
I tried all those things... didn't work.
I went for a run. You should have seen the looks of the other joggers when they saw my erection heading there way.
I tried reading. But there's just something wrong when I picture myself with a big boner and the bible open in front of me.
I tried calling someone, that just turned into a bit of phone sex. But hey, at least I got off!
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Here We Go Again: The Annual ``Behave! at Conventions" Harangue
by Room 215 innow that the gerontocrats have dispensed with their annual springtime campaign of blustering everyone away from the wine and bread, it's now time to for the yearly decalogue of decorum; an epistle to the clueless.. in the april kingdom ministry the old farts tackle their annual chore of getting their dubbies to somehow behave like normal, thoughtful human beings when let loose on the public away from their kingdom halls.. what do we find on page 5?
``reminders" to the rabble not to save seats; not to leave the premises during the noon lunch break, nor to bring booze or large coolers; to tip at least 15% to 20% when dining at restaurants.
this, i believe is a first; they now feel they have to coach jws on just how much is considered apopropriate by ``worldly" (read ``normal") human beings.
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Highlander
, the young men carrying "keep quiet" signs and return to seats circling the hallway of the convention arena,
Oh my, I forgot about that. If I go to a convention this year I'm going to bring my own return to seat sign and tell those 'young brothers' to obey my authoritah(courtesy of eric cartmen)
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Here We Go Again: The Annual ``Behave! at Conventions" Harangue
by Room 215 innow that the gerontocrats have dispensed with their annual springtime campaign of blustering everyone away from the wine and bread, it's now time to for the yearly decalogue of decorum; an epistle to the clueless.. in the april kingdom ministry the old farts tackle their annual chore of getting their dubbies to somehow behave like normal, thoughtful human beings when let loose on the public away from their kingdom halls.. what do we find on page 5?
``reminders" to the rabble not to save seats; not to leave the premises during the noon lunch break, nor to bring booze or large coolers; to tip at least 15% to 20% when dining at restaurants.
this, i believe is a first; they now feel they have to coach jws on just how much is considered apopropriate by ``worldly" (read ``normal") human beings.
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Highlander
The newest affliction is Witnesses crying and running out of Kingdumb Halls because they got a whiff of someone's cologne, after shave or perfume.
I only wish that the small town, midwest congregation that I was raised in had used cologne/perfume on a regular basis. Maybe it was because it was a farming
community, but that congregation really had an odor problem! I know of many j-dubs from that hall that showered/bathed only once per week. YUCK!!!!
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They are coming out a lot faster then going in
by Lady Lee inelsewhere posted this on another thread so i'm just going to copy it here.
how much of an influence are jws having over 7 billion people?
lets see, according to http://www.watchtower.org/statistics/worldwide_report.htm .
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Highlander
MEMORIAL PARTAKERS WORLDWIDE: 8,524(taken from the watchtower link)
Not trying to sidetrack this thread, but I've been in the borg since I was born in the 70's and I swear the above number has changed very little since then.
Are the anointed all in excess of 100 years of age now?
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New Invitations for the "Deliverance at Hand" DC
by dorayakii in.
the front of this new watchtower-sized invitation features a common painting of the jw paradise and the theme of his years distirct convention, "deliverance at hand" emblazened across the front.
it looks like they're trying to work up armageddon fervour again.. .
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Highlander
"to Whose Authority Do You Submit?"
This dramatic presentation in a Biblical setting will highlight what loyalty to God really means.
In other words: Loyalty to God really means Loyalty to the watchtower corporation.
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They are coming out a lot faster then going in
by Lady Lee inelsewhere posted this on another thread so i'm just going to copy it here.
how much of an influence are jws having over 7 billion people?
lets see, according to http://www.watchtower.org/statistics/worldwide_report.htm .
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Highlander
Yep, the only new faces I ever see at the old KH is that of people moving from nearby congregations.
Also, out of those 247,631 that are newly baptized, I would think that a majority of them were 'raised' in the 'truth' How many of those are actually brought in
from the preaching work? When you figure that into the equation it really starts to look hopeless.
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Highlander
spy ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sp
pl. spies (sp- An agent employed by a state to obtain secret information, especially of a military nature, concerning its potential or actual enemies.
- One employed by a company to obtain confidential information about its competitors.
- One who secretly keeps watch on another or others.
- An act of spying.
spied, (spspy·ing, spies (sp
tr.- To observe secretly with hostile intent.
- To discover by close observation.
- To catch sight of: spied the ship on the horizon.
- To investigate intensively.
intr.- To engage in espionage.
- To seek or observe something secretly and closely.
- To make a careful investigation: spying into other people's activities.
The anonymity level of the posters here is irrelevant. Spying is an act of obtaining info about anything or anyone.
Eduardo, for once in your life, stop being so technical about other posters.
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Comments You Will Not Hear at the 4-16-06 WT Study (Senses)
by blondie incomments you will not hear at the april 16, 2006 wt study (march 1, 2006 issue, pages 22-26)(senses).
besides, this will give me more time for spiritual matters.
q11) what challenges do serious health problems present?.
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Highlander
Notice the qualifiers in the above box: IF she respects headship, and IF she RESPECTFULLY asks a question. Wow; must not disrespect the elders, I guess, or you will be IGNORED.
Great point, Pistoff.
I missed that the first time through, but yes, I really hate qualified statements. Whatever happened to unconditional love? Last I checked, it doesn't require a qualifier.