Tell them "really I seen you" or "Really I didn't see you there either".
Yep, transfer the burdon of proof back unto them. Make them prove to YOU that they actually attended.
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Please help - convention info
by unbrainwashed ini decided to skip the convention for the first time this year.
i have been telling everyone in my congregation that i went but just didn't see them there.
a few nosey individuals are getting suspicious and they are trying to find out if i really went or not.
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Statement made by Bush in regards to Israel
by Highlander in"we have made it very clear that israel should be allowed to defend herself," bush said in washington.
"we've asked that as she does so that she be mindful of the saniora government.
it's very important that this government in lebanon succeed and survive.".
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"We have made it very clear that Israel should be allowed to defend herself," Bush said in Washington. "We've asked that as she does so that she be mindful of the Saniora government. It's very important that this government in Lebanon succeed and survive."
Why does Bush refer to Israel as a she? Does he view Israel as god's spiritual bride? Which I guess would be similar to J-dubs refering to the 144k as the brideclass to Jehovah.
It just seems weird to refer to a country as a she, or a he.
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Who would you invite to your Fantasy Dinner Table?
by nicolaou inyou know the game, you can invite ten real people - alive or dead - who you would want to have around the table for a meal and conversation.
since it's a fantasy, language wouldn't be a barrier.. i'm still working on my definitive list but some names come immediately to mind;.
stephen fry.
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Helen Keller
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Before, or after she learned to talk?
quite entertaining if it was the screaming crazy version that I saw in the movie.
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Will there be a time when NO ONE will be able to become a JW anymore?
by JH in.
the witnesses always said that at some point in time, it will be too late to join, the doors will be closed.. do you believe that will happen, or is it just to scare the witnesses?
and what would trigger the watchtower to decide, it's too late?
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--by now I'm laughing and have to put the phone on mute
I think I'd be laughing the moment they pick up the phone.
Credit to you for being able to make such a phone call without falling of the floor in fits of laughter.
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last time in field service
by darth frosty inanother poster had the topic about your last meeting, but what really stands out for me is my last time in service.
it was a nice day and i was trying to keep up appearances.
i offered the rags a one door and the householder took them (i didn't bother with the donation spiel.
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Not so memorable, as I don't even remember the last time I 'actually' went out preaching.
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How long till...
by Quentin in.
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how long were you "out" of the tower before you realized you had a brain and could use it for yourself...took me about six years...short time...long time...how do you feel now that you can think for yourself?
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I have been out for 25 years, and I still have some dub episodes from time to time. Is that why you still wear the diaper?
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The quickest, best way to have a Witness open their eyes to being a cult
by free2beme inmy sister was probably one of the most loyal witnesses out there.
all her responses were pulled right from the watchtower thinking, "sorry you feel that way, but i believe jehovah's witnesses are god's people.
" well in time we came to an agreement, "you do not bring up your negative thoughts on the religion, and i will not try to get you to come back to the religion.
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Satan isn't that bad of a guy.
Just watch Southpark and you'll soon realize Satan is a very emotional, sensitve, caring individual.
But you do have to watch out for Satan's lover, Sadam Hussein, now that's a bad man!
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Is it cancer? STOP! Don't talk about it.
by Tigerman ini visited my jw son and daughter - who were raised in the faith - in may.
my son is 37 years old, intelligent and is a hard worker and a good provider for his family.
we were having breakfast when my daughter-in-law mentioned the ' lump' on my sons back.
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Herbs are NOT DANGEROUS. They are extremely beneficial if prescribed properly.
If they're not dangerous, why did you have to qualify your statement above?
The fact of the matter is this. 'natural remedies' herbs, etc, are NOT regulated. That being said, it's quite easy to take something that can hurt you, whether it's taking
too much of a single product, or taking the wrong combination of various products.
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Men's hair getting longer?
by JH inwhen i was a youngster, many guys had long hair, then a few years later it got short, very short.
now i've noticed that hair for guys is longer again.. this spring, i saw boys go to school, walking in front of here, and many had very long hair.. .
just a few minutes ago, i watch the news on tv, and the man in his late 30's had very long hair....lol.
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longer hair on men has been coming back for quite a few years now. It kind of snuck up on me though, it was years later that it dawned on me that not everyone
sported the 'society' look and things had changed.
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WHERE IS MARY, DOC, UNCLE BRUCE, AND GUMBY?
by juni inthey can't all be on vacation.
i miss their posts.
juni
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Aghhh! you had to go and ruin those nice pics with a kingdom hall shot? boooo!!!!
Nice photos by the way.