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  most embarrasing thing ever at a meeting ...

  by alliwannadoislive in

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  hey ... i'm just getting into the swing of this great 'apostasy' thing right ... ?

  ... i thought y'all out there might well have a story or two to tell, so ... plz tell me tell me tell me about the most embarrasing thing you ever saw at a meeting ...

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  Hey! I heard the post about "pain in the rear" a while back, and here it is again. I was wondering who posted that story a long time ago, because believe it or not, I was there during that meeting. It was at the Bear Valley congregation and the brother who did it was the circuit overseer. I just can't believe how the heck it got onto here. That amazes me. I can't remember the CO's name, but he was a hilarious guy, and always brought comic strips to the meetings to use during his talk.
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  Concerning Supercalifragilisticexpealideosis

  by messenger in

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  i used a bigger word than dunscot......

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  son of a.....
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  Concerning Supercalifragilisticexpealideosis

  by messenger in

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  i used a bigger word than dunscot......

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  I needed to bring this back to the top so people could appreciate this huge word i wrote that took me forever damnit.

  "No cool quote yet. but i'll think of one soon."
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  Indoctrinated at "church camp"

  by d0rkyd00d in

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  man, i can't believe how gullible people are.

  my friend was an atheist, but recently went to a "church camp" for four days.

  now she's back, and she said she's a new person.

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  Man, i can't believe how gullible people are. My friend was an atheist, but recently went to a "church camp" for four days. Now she's back, and she said she's a new person. she wants to "live her life for God" and "worship him every day for the rest of her life". She said God spoke to her, telling her he loves her and everything is gonna be ok now. How can people be so frickin stupid. i can't even express how sick i feel right now.

  "No cool quote yet. but i'll think of one soon."
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  Concerning Supercalifragilisticexpealideosis

  by messenger in

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  i used a bigger word than dunscot......

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  After posting this word, I will have the smallest pencil of all! I'm tired of beating around the bush. We don't even write here with pencils, we type it on a keyboard. soon i will have the smallest keyboard/fingers of all. wOot!

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  lalanylvalylphenylalanylleucylserylserylvalytryptophylalanylaspartylpr-olylisoleucyliglutamylleucylleucyllasparaginylvalylcysteinylthreonylse-
  rylserylleucylglycllasparaginylglutaminylphenylalanylglutaminylthreony-
  lglutaminylglutaminylalanylarginylthreonylthreonylglutaminylvalylgluta-
  minylglutaminylphenylalanylserylglutaminylvalyltryptophyllysylprolyphe-nylalanylprolyglutaminylserylthreonylvalylarginylphenylalanylprolylgly-
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  aginylleucylvallasparaginylglutamylleucylvalylarginylglycylthreonylgly-
  cylleucyltyrosylasparaginylglutaminylasparaginlthreonylphenylalanylglu-
  tamylswerylmetionylserylglycylleucylvalyltryptophylthreonylserylalanyl-
  prolylalnylserine.

  This is the word for the Tobacco Mosaic Virus, Dahlemense Strain. It qualifies as the second longest word in the english language because it has actually been used in print in the American CHemical Society's Chemical Abstracts. I didn't feel like writing the longest word, which has 1,909 letters instead of the measly 1,185 written above. :)

  "No cool quote yet. but i'll think of one soon."

  P.S. Sorry about all the editing. i'm just trying to make the word fit on the dang screen. :)
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  DATELINE-"Soon!AnyDayNow!JustAroundTheCorn...

  by Tallyman in

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  dateline-"soon!anydaynow!justaroundthecorner!".

  just read bendrr's post.. been out of the loop for awhile.. what's the deal with this so-called piece/expose on jw-pedophilia.

  that nbc's "dateline" is supposed to be airing?.

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  I just recently read about all this stuff, and i just wanted to say i'm going to be continually writing to dateline until i receive a personal response, which i will post on the board if i get it. :)

  "No cool quote yet. but i'll think of one soon."
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  White House Lunatic Imperils Us All.

  by Englishman in

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  not just content with attempting to scuttle the kyoto accord by claiming it was anti-american, bush has now pulled the usa out of an international agreement on tightening up controls on chemical warfare, citing almost exactly the same concerns.

  can't you blokes across the atlantic impeach this lunatic?.

  ..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.

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  Dunno if this has been said or not, but i really don't care! First of all, Bush is an ass. He doesn't know what the hell he's doin, and if World War 3 is gonna happen, it's gonna be starring Mr. Bush. Second of all, The majority of Americans didn't vote for him. Most of us voted for Gore. However, the electoral college wanted an ass like Bush, which just proves their worthlessness now that Americans have enough knowledge to vote ourselves. This caused huge controversy, and after what happened during this election, I'll bet it will be done away with.

  "No cool quote yet. But i'll think of one soon."
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  What does your username mean?

  by closer2fine in

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  i was just wondering what everyone's username meant.

  i have my own guesses (sixofnine, silentlambs, slayerlayer-i'm almost afraid :o), amazing-enough said!,mommy, fredhall-is that your name?, ozziepost-from downunder, and the list goes on!

  please share!!

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  Mine has divine orgin. Girls think i'm d0rky. i am a dude. however, mix in a little bit of sorcery, and it's now spell d00d. put them together. badda bing.
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  What's Wrong With This Picture?

  by Stephanus in

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  i just looked at a news article linked to from the front page of this site:.

  http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=2153434&brd=1906&pag=461&dept_id=163989&rfi=6.

  note this little quote from a jw:.

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  Didn't think jw's were allowed to get involved with politics.......how in the world does she have the option whether or not to vote for it?

  "No cool quote yet. but i'll think of one soon."
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  God?!? hahaha. that so funny.

  by d0rkyd00d in

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  here is a little post for all you people who believe in god, or at least the god that the bible presents to us.

  first off, why would an all powerful being thrive on his creation's worship?

  that is a little selfish if you ask me, and a little childish.

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  and i forgot to mention. When i said GOd thrives on our worship, i don't mean he'd die without it. But it states in the Bible that the whole purpose of our existence is to worship him. also, as you said in your illustration, yes, kids do love their parents. But there comes a time when you separate from your parents, when you are not dependable on them anymore. does this mean that we should move away from God as we get older? have fun in hawaii!

  "No cool quote yet. but i'll think of one soon."