bikerchic also told me that this was an old one...
but I'd never heard it before, so it was new to me! LOL
Another one (unrelated, but what the heck)--
There are these 3 guys sitting together on a transantlantic flight: A priest, a rabbi, and a Bhuddist. They get into arguing about God, when suddenly there's an explosion and the plane rips apart in midflight.
Well, the priest finds himself free-falling at 10,000 feet, and yells out to God to save him. Nothing happens. So (reflecting on the just-prior conversations), he yells out to Yahweh to save him. Nothing happens. Finally, he yells out to Bhudda to save him.
All of a sudden, 2 huge hands formulate themselves out of the sky, interlock their fingers and gently bring the priest to a stop, several thousand feet above the ocean. The priest is, of course, absolutely flabbergasted, and in his excitment and glee he yells out "Oh, thank God!"
Poof, the hands disappear.