Parody WT Article
**Is Bethel In Crisis?**
Some may want to ask, is the hard working brothers and sisters of Jehovah's loving organization feeling the "hard labors"? (out of context scripture-PickABook 23:10). Certainly not! We are hard at work at ... [Oh my god! It's all a lie! This author is painting a pretty picture of a living hell! Please, send someone to save us. They're threatning to take our only know lively hood of free labor in printing away! I'm in grave danger in this revelation. I hear the footsteps of 12 old men coming up the stairway as I edit this column. Send help, anyone...please! I hear their moans as they approach, the low gutteral of "Braaiiinnz, Braaaiiinzz". I'm trapped, there's no way out. They've boarded up all the windows in guise of our safety! Just the other day, Brother Faithful disappeared after when he questioned the Governing Body about the lunch meal. He wondered why they were serving rats as the main course! The door is breached! I'm done for! Someone save me! -Ed]
So you can see, we are truly happy in doing Jehovah's work, and supplying Jehovah Witnesses world wide the "meat in due season".
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