Legendary Made a Monkey of Myself said:
Science Can Surely kiss my ass, they always making up stupid Stuff, same with evolution.... Trying to tell me i can from monkey's . . .Well, if the monkey paw fits? Because you sure type like one.
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.. http://www.cnn.com/2002/tech/science/06/06/science.movement.reut/index.html.
soon your puny planet will be in our hands.
monkeys implanted with special electrodes moved a cursor on a computer screen just by thinking about it, and learned how to do it better with practice, scientists reported on thursday.
Legendary Made a Monkey of Myself said:
Science Can Surely kiss my ass, they always making up stupid Stuff, same with evolution.... Trying to tell me i can from monkey's . . .Well, if the monkey paw fits? Because you sure type like one.
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just found this on the watchtower website:.
http://www.watchtower.org/library/rq/index.htm?article=article_11.htm.
cross: jesus did not die on a cross.
7. It may be very hard to abandon some of these beliefs and customs. Relatives and friends may try to convince you not to change your beliefs. But pleasing God is more important than pleasing men.—Proverbs 29:25; Matthew 10:36, 37.
They should put an astrik at the end of this.
* Except when men please themselves with children, then it isn't as important as pleasing God.
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alright hello jehovah's children .
i read the koran, you know some of it, alright damn i skip though some pages, anyway i was wondering, is the koran completely different from the holy bible?
questions that i wonder about: .
surely i come quickly...
Hey now, there is an "Adult" section on this board. Besides, there are clinics for people who have your problem now. Don't worry, few months of medication, and you will have that situation under control.
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as many people already know, using the term "the truth" to describe an organization's teachings is a brilliant way to constantly reaffirm it's validity subconsciously.
it's a great use of repetition to establish as fact that which is only opinion.. i keep hearing the phrase "the friends".
aside from the fact that i really don't like the terminology, i couldn't help but wonder if this isn't just another use of repetition and loaded language to enforce the belief that all of the people who share the same religion actually are your friends.. in some ways, i think it would be beneficial for some folks to drop "the truth" and "the friends" from their vocabulary so that they aren't continuing to immerse themselves in group-lingo that's intended to elicit certain emotional responses and associations.. what other loaded language can you come up with that is quasi-specific to jehovah's witnesses?
Yo Tony, Brother Fraido hadn't place any of dem magazines dis week, I think it's time to take 'em for a drive. I'm nawt tawlkin about no car group neither, if you get my meanin.
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we always hear the muslims such as osama bin laden, prayed for september 11, and always say more destruction will come to america and jews "god willing" but god is not willing, so besides for the devil, why does their prayers come true for them?
Legendary Idiot said:
Nothing has hurt the earth, Cause God is in Control, Well Christ is king right now so he is in control, they both is in control... Those Big Rocks that is moving in the heavens(lower) Which man's calls "ASTROIDS" Moves pass the earth everyday, it's funny how nothing has hurt the earth already....BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!!
Here, read this link and take the info for show and tell in your "Introduction to the Tire Swing and Banana 101" class.
http://www.solarviews.com/eng/tercrate.htm
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many hundreds of people read this site who are not subscribed, and i would suspect that the vast majority are jw's looking for answers to an internal turmoil that they may be living with.. the information posted on this board does get read and then passed among many congregations of jw's.
this information is a powerful force and is a wonderful thing for those who are seeking to be informed, and a not so wonderful thing to those in brooklyn who are seeking to harness the boundaries of knowledge.. given this scenario, and how much credibility can be lost by xjw's who perpetuate gossip and innuendo, can we check our sources and facts very carefully before we post information to this board.
there is no particular nobility in being first with news about some aspect of wts life.
Errr, I just read Hillary's post.
Uh...what's all the hub-bub people?
Hillary is someone stating an OPINION as how they see things. Wasn't like Hillary made a post saying: God damn, you people really should start thinking the way I do!
Give Hillary a break, she's (sorry if yer a he) is just speaking her mind. No reason to jump down her throat. Not like she is trying to institute any kind of "rules" here.
So let's stop the whole thing here. No more quotes, nor bashing, beyond this post. Hillary spoke her mind, you spoke yours. Good.
Let it be.
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this is unbelievable.
here is an excerpt from an email i got from a jw friend regarding the pedophilia issue.
take particular note this persons's rationale regarding the wt legal dept.
One of the GREATEST HICKS of all time was a Lawyer and PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. You see his damn face everyday....
Abe Lincoln (damn it, did I spell it right?)
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ufology thinking, of course, changes constantly,but i am reading a current book that is creating something of a stir among the ufo believers.. it is called "the facade' by michael heiser.. the book propounds that there is a supreme creator, yahweh.. yahweh is director of a heavenly "council' comprised of created beings.
spirit creatures,who also have great power,including the power of creation,just not as powerful an ability of creation as yahwehs.. these sprits are (or were) yahwehs department heads and branch managers.. (psalms 89 v 5,psalms 82 v 1,1 kings 22 v19-23,ephesians 6 v 12).
about 6000 years ago there was a great disagreement in the boardroom.. yahweh created physical beings in his own "image".
Refiner,
Dude...send the woman some flowers, take her to dinner, do something!
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http://www.jwmatch.com/welcome.php .
"um, i like serving jehovah, and going to the kingdom hall... and um, serving jehovah, and bookstudies, and serving jehovah, and meeting beautiful sisters, and serving jehovah of course.
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CLOSE...but:
http://www.jwmatch.com/profile.php?1022951925J14742
{Brackets are mine}
Hi! My name is cookiemonster{uh-huh}.
I am a 18 years young sister.{so far so good}
I live in new orleans, Louisiana.{CAJUN CHICK WOOOT!}
I'm looking for a partner all over the world!(Yes, but is she looking 4 a "worldly" partner?}
A little about me: I serve as Publisher.{there's still hope, keep talking...}
My family status is never married.{Getting better}
My ethnic background is white (caucasian) .Children? No kids . Want children? Not yet .My look? Height: 5'6" - (168cm) , Build: average .
My friends say I look attractive. My occupation is: cafe worker.
I speak English.
My last activity on the system was on 6-1-2002 EST. (mm-dd-yyyy) {okay, so far so good....}
More about me:
ok to describe me, i look like sandra bullock(im on the left) or thats what i have been told.{Woops, Witnesses tend to lie} I like to do anything to past time,{"anything"? hmmmm} i watch/play football,{yes, an athlete! My kinda girl} camping,{scoring points} i cant cook{hey neither can I, no biggie} but i love to eat.{so do I *wink *wink} Im an easy going girl and MAN OH MAN i love cars.{Oh my god! Me too!} Corvettes mostly.{Would you mind a person with a JEEP 4x} I want to travel the world,{I can take her places that I've been too} i want to pioneer,{oh oh, it's going down hill} makes life very enjoyable.{may day, may day!} and thats me...
This is what I'm looking for:
someone funny and easy going.{wheew, starting to pull up out of a dive, scarey} A skater i suppose.{Ice Skater? Oh oh} someone who likes to just live life for what it is.{There's hope yet! She just might be the "one"} I need someone to be themself.{Looking good, looking good, keep going...} and a definite lover of jehovah.{Ah shit! Crash and burn man! Crash and burn!} message me, cause i cant seem to message yall.
Ah well...
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http://www.jwmatch.com/welcome.php .
"um, i like serving jehovah, and going to the kingdom hall... and um, serving jehovah, and bookstudies, and serving jehovah, and meeting beautiful sisters, and serving jehovah of course.
" [8>]
Legend (in their own mind) said:
You do understand that Dating leads to "Fornication" about 70% of the time With Humans.....Yep, now I "understand".....so, who want's to go out on a date? Anybody? Anybody? I'm married, but stil, Anybody?
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