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Jehovahs Witness Discussion The place to discuss anything relating to Jehovahs Witnesses and the WatchTower Society... or just make new friends.
Am I to take that this is now a Mormon board?
D8TA
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109LET THE EVIDENCE BEGIN
by QUANTUM inplease refer to the following.
http://farms.byu.edu/free/transcripts/index.html.
begin with daniel peterson's evidences for the book of mormon.
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My B/F told me he's a J/W after months of dating!
by Funky_Diva_53_2000 inhi, i'm 17 and i've just recently become a member of this website and i want you to know what has happened to me over the past months.back in sep/oct 2001 i started chatting to a 20 year old bloke via the internet and we developed a great friendship over the net.we would talk online for ages,text and phone each other loads,we sent each other photos of ourselves and he would often put his webcam on for me to see.before i knew it he played a great part in my everyday life...and i spent so much time chatting to him that my college work suffered a lot & i wasn't doing my coursework (i eventually got told to leave as i hadn't done loads of the assignments and stuff & had fallen behind).
after about 6 months we arranged to meet up (i made sure my parents were at home coz i know it's dodgy to meet people from the internet).anyway,he came round my house one evening in march and we got along soo well...he lives quite locally too which was good.our friendship then grew into a relationship and we started dating and going out together,i was sooo happy and i fell for him in a massive way & he said he felt the same way too.to me,he was a girls dream come true...he was kind,caring,fit,good-looking & gentle and i loved him to bits!,i still do,and i thought we'd be together forever.
something that i did find a bit strange though was i hadn't met his family yet or heard my boyfriend talk much about them.i would question him about his family but he seemed to get a bit funny about it and when i mentioned about meeting his family he said something along the lines of ''they're a bit strange,you might not like them'' (or something like that anyway).that got me thinking and i though prehaps they lived in a run-down place or something,or they wern't very nice people and i thought my b/f could be ashamed to let me meet them.i thought to myself to give him time & he'll see that i'm an understanding & nice person and hoped that he would soon come out and tell me what the problem was (thinking it was about what i've just mentioned).
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FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!
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Paradise Earth;An interesting Question for JWs
by badboy in.
if there is no aging in paradise earth,expail something to me.. one of the reasons we age and die is because the mitochondrial cells convert items(food???
) into energy,this produces free radicals/toxins which damage the cells,the cells have to produce these toxins to do their work.. in a paradise earth,how will the body produce the energy without damaging the body's cells.. i am interested in any answers.. .
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Ummm....they can't, and the only answers you will get are: "Wait on Jehovah", or "Jehovah will make our bodies perfect", or "Wait and see what Jehovah does".
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Age Sex Location Occupation Anyone?
by Perfection Seeker in.
33 female iowa massage therapist happily married no children (yet).
anyone else?
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- Age - 30 ( 31 on Aug. 12th...that's 31 ON AUGUST 12TH! )
- Location - Seattle pre Aug. 7th....Rio De Janeiro post Aug. 7th
- Occupation - Student/Teacher/Globetrotter
- Status - Married, Happily Ever After
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More Than You "MAY" Know
by QUANTUM ini thought that maybe some may want to see another side of the argument of god verses secularism / evolution verses creationism.
im not interested in the fact that many have lost their religious fervor and become atheists or invented their own belief system, or still accept the bible but with a different twist.
my intention is to make as strong of an argument as i can for the existence of a particular god, who i believe we all once knew and may be privileged to know again.
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SaintSatan, LyinEyes, and Crazy151Drinker;
Fools! Your screen names tell all, and you are all ravenous alcoholics drinking from the tit of narrow mindedness of the WTBTS, of which you've fed yourselves on!
There is a special fate reserved for people like you!
In the book of: Are Cows White with Black Spots, or Black with White Spots Chp. 7 vs. 5 - 21 plainly states:
"The master Leprachaun will send his servant, the Rabbit of Trix. Woe to those who proclaim, "Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!"..for if you stumble the least of my servants, I will curse you with fruity flavor in soggy milk".
SaintSatan - Surely, it is impossible for you to even contemplate that which is beyond your reach in intellect....for your screen name leads me to assume that YOU WERE THE PERSON ON THE GRASSY KNOLL on that fatefull day in Texas! Therefore any argument presented against my facts will be automatically questioned. Not only that, I assume you kick puppies too!
Crazy151Drinker - How dare you insist people answer your questions, for I have already provided such....just look at all the hard evidence I've given!!! Each day I hit myself in the head with a baseball bat, in order to consult the stars...but occasionally the messages of the chirpping birds, whom are flying around in a circle of my head, provides the clues to the "secrets of the universe". I will assume that you like to mug the elderly while drinking a 5th of J.D. ...as per your screen name undeniably states.
LyinEyes - You haven't sent me your donation of $1.99, therefore no pot of gold for you! Just like Barney, whom steals the wholesome food of Fred Flintstone....you need to give me some fruity pebbles before I respond.
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More Than You "MAY" Know
by QUANTUM ini thought that maybe some may want to see another side of the argument of god verses secularism / evolution verses creationism.
im not interested in the fact that many have lost their religious fervor and become atheists or invented their own belief system, or still accept the bible but with a different twist.
my intention is to make as strong of an argument as i can for the existence of a particular god, who i believe we all once knew and may be privileged to know again.
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For all of you who don't believe like I do, and accept that Leprachauns are NOT real:
Syn - No one should accept your credibility because uuuummmm, your screen name! Yah that's it! See, I just proved my argument on the existence of Leprachauns, because you have a screen name that I ASSUME to believe you have an "inferiority complex". I will also ASSUME you like to wear women's underwear on your feet, to keep yourself warm on cold African evenings.
Gravedancer - You also have a screen name wich denotes any of your credibility, just by your screen name I will also refute any arguements contrary to my belief. Not only do I ASSUME you have a "baneful" nature...but you also like to steal candy from babies and push old women off sidewalks in to oncomming traffic.
Francois - Now your special! You have a screen name wich surpasses my creativity and imagination to demean. So I will use a racial slur about your MAMMY! See, I'm winning converts to my point of view already! Woo hoo!
Valis - You are just simply "narrow minded". Unlike me, who know all, you refuse to take your prozac, smoke crack, and accept that LSD is good for brain cells!
You are ALL FOOLS and will perish! The army of Leprachauns will destroy you all! Here...it's even in this text that was written by a janitor for a toy company in 1832:
The B.S. I Believe To Be Truth and Fact According To Miki Miki Tally Constellations
Leprachaun, oh my little Leprachaun...I'll be true to you. Where ever you gooo, my mind will follooow...I luv you so, I'll be true to you....in this whole world, you can love but one Leprachaun...I'll let you be that Leprachaun...and I'll be true to you!
I see stars, and they tell me that according to the book of Luke, I'm Your Father Chp. 4 vs. 2 - 19, that one day all the Leprachauns will rise up in force and destroy the evil of the world. That the one God in fact is mutlitple Leprachauns, thus therefore we are all Leprachauns....and those who try to steal our Lucky Charms will be destroyed! All this is verified by the marshmellows sitting in my cereal bowl...for they talk to me constantly.
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So you see? It's RIGHT THERE! Proof in the Pudding, Bill Cosby!
And if any of you, dispute these self evident truths and undeniable facts.....I will counter your argument by what screen name you use! I will make false accusations and assumptions on your personalities...provided by your screen names!
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More Than You "MAY" Know
by QUANTUM ini thought that maybe some may want to see another side of the argument of god verses secularism / evolution verses creationism.
im not interested in the fact that many have lost their religious fervor and become atheists or invented their own belief system, or still accept the bible but with a different twist.
my intention is to make as strong of an argument as i can for the existence of a particular god, who i believe we all once knew and may be privileged to know again.
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Leprachauns are real !!!! No, really...that ARE! See there's these uh, books that were discovered in...eh....1812, and they are the secret writings of the bible. No, REALLY! These "books", tell of the time when mankind could truly understand and comprehend the existence of Leprachauns.
You want some refrences? Well...see, uh....only people like me can see errr...these "writings". All the other little kids can't. But they are real !
They talk about constellations revealing little green men, who try to hide their Lucky Charms from children. " Magically Delcious, these marshmellows can only be given to children when Orion is hunting Leo." - MyBookOfBullShit chp. 1 vs. 1.
So, all of you X-JW's and JW's...see, you're all trapped and still holding on to WTS ways of thinking....now, see, if you think like I do....You will ALL BE SAVED! It'll just cost you $1.99 each...and uh, you get a "support group" for your financial donation.
Just remember kiddies, Leprachauns=Truth and MyBookOfBullShit=Salvation....just don't forget that $1.99.
Viva La Leprachauns!
Viva La Leprachauns!
Viva La Leprachauns!
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Evolution & Beck_Melborne
by Francois inknow that evolution thread?
it's buried now somewhere around page 8 or 9 and still getting posts.
however not as many as one would expect given its initial popularity.
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I'm merely trying to introduce you to a land less traveled but where the water runs deep and still
My dear man, though I've not traveled every path there is, nor do I claim to know everything. But; from the 8 years of my study in cultural anthropology and living in countries you've most likely never even heard of, been exposed and studied cultures which I'm willing to bet you do not have a clue about beyond what's in your U.S. newspapers and pop-media channels have told you about, have associates that range from minister of states to the common humble transients on a city or country street.....I do know how to spot someone with the art of "B.S." ...which you, I must say, are nothing more then an amatuer with.
You come to this board, mocking both JW and X-JW with your arrogant claims, with ignorance. Your posts even admit that you have no clue as to what the WTBTS is about, for you have never WALKED that path...yet you accuse and demean the people who have walked such a path by catering with posts that only serve to boost your own ego. You have done nothing more then boast and mock, all with ignorance.
You offer nothing more then what is presently available, and you make outlandish statements offering solutions, with nothing more to cater to your OWN needs and wants....and not for others.
Now, had you shown some humility...I would of not taken notice nor been your critic. But I see an awfull lot of finger pointing and false accusations coming from your posts, as well as putting both X-JW and JW down with negative judgements coming forth from YOUR fingers.
You have made assumptions, about a lot of us on this board. You've made the assumption that everyone will cater to your ego. You assumed wrong. I'm going to be the thorn in your side...simply for your "mocking-egotistical-arrogant and ignorant" attitude. Hope you enjoy the ride. :)
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Evolution & Beck_Melborne
by Francois inknow that evolution thread?
it's buried now somewhere around page 8 or 9 and still getting posts.
however not as many as one would expect given its initial popularity.
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His excellency: QUANTUM
Bwa ha!
because the tiny whatevers which make up the building blocks(actually they are closer to light rays) vibrate at a certain frequency
Here's an "educated" mind for you all, "tiny whatevers"....
Bwa ha ha!
The mystery behind all of this is the eternal truth that all things have life and there is not one square inch of space that is not alive
Oh stop! :: whipes tears of laughter from eyes :: "NOT ONE SQAURE INCH OF SPACE" Oh stop! Bwa ha ha ha! Ooooh...there's more???
there is not one square inch that is not filled with life...these are postulates offered many years ago by one who was given the inspiration to understand them and are now being seen and proved by science.
There's not one square inch that is NOT filled with life????? Whoooooa....bwa ha hahhahhahahahahahaaaa
:: falls outta the chair laughing so hard...can't breathe ::
It would be nice if you could break free from the worn out old philosophies and learn the real truth...it's much more fascinating.
"philosophies"????? This all explained by "philosophies"???? not SCIENCE???? OOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Your post is NOT fascinating....it's down right IGNORANT AND HUMOROUS!!!!!!!!!!!
BWWWAASAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA\
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VioletAni,
Thanx for the post, informative.
Legendary U.R.an.Idiot,
Thank you for sharing your ignorance.
D8TA