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Posts by D8TA
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34Some Jacka$$ stole my Car!!!!!
by Crazy151drinker inok folks,.
yesterday was my good ol' birthday!!
and sure enough, some jackass steals my car!!
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D8TA
Uh....sorry to inform you Comfarter, you have no idea what any deity, albeit JESUS, would say if they came to this board.
You speak for your so-called god, and you put words in to your god's mouth....when your god explicitly TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT.
Who the hell do you think you are, hypocrit? Who the hell do you think you are to speak for this so-called Jesus? Did he actually speak to you in a direct form ( fuck your bible interpretation of scripture dog boy, I'm talking about a direct vocal command ) of communication to tell this board that he can be quoted as saying: "Woe, woe, woe"?
Exactly who the hell do you think you are?
That's right...
NOBODY!
You are a fart in the wind, and damn it...it's time for you to pay up. So quit your shite on this board and get back on the streets working your corner, you have your dues to pay to me.
Moron.
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Would you live in the book, The Exorcist?
by Tatiana inif you could live in the world of any book, which book would you choose and why?
i have a reason for asking this...... .
april
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D8TA
The power of Christ compells you!
The power of Christ compells you!
The power of ....ah hell...it's getting old already.
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The Wizard Of Oz & WTBTS
by Guest 77 inthe witness program is like watching dorothy in the 'wizard of oz', i was enjoying the fantasy until i woke up!
is that good or bad?
guest 77
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D8TA
Uh....
The way the DSOM ( Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon) and Wizard of Oz works is you put the CD in and put it on play and immediatly pause it(the display on your player should flash 00:00). Then start the movie and when the MGM lion roars the third time you should immediatly unpause the CD and turn down your TV's volume. You'll know that you have it right if 'Breathe' starts just as the producers name comes up. This is the only synch that works.
and/or
First off, you must have the CD version of "Darkside of the Moon" or this will not work. Set your CD player on repeat so that the CD repeats itself when it is over. That's right, the CD plays a total of 3 times before the movie's end, matching up all the way through! Next put "The Wizard of Oz"in your VCR and get ready to push play on the CD player just as the MGM Lion roars for the third time. You have to make sure you get it exactly right or some of the enjoyment will be lost. Some CD players have a delayed starting time so you might have to experiment around to determine the correct starting point for your player. Try pausing the the CD at "0:00" on track one and simply press unpause at the third lion roar.
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Cowardly ripped off some web-sites which I'm too lazy to link here. So there. This isn't mine...it's someone elses. Happy? No? Well...take a vacation.
D8TA
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what you boys think about the vatican decision?
by comforter invatican decided to strike down us bishop deecision about how too handle pedophiliac priests.
what yall boys think bout that?
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D8TA
As with all of Comforter's posts, opinions, and general existence:
Unzips pants.
Pulls pants down.
Pulls boxers down.
Squats over Comforter's post, opinion, and general existence . . .
"MMmMMmMMmmMMMMmmmm...oooooooooooooooh....yah. That's it."
Stands.
Pulls up boxers and pants.
Zips pants back up.
Flips Comforter the bird.
Remember: You still are my biotch.
D8TA
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Started My "Ministry" Today
by TR instarted dispensing some sl brochures to the local kingdumb halls.
you know, i get a good feeling from this.
tomorrow morning i get my new sl" wt abuse" graphics put on my rig.. tr
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D8TA
Comfort-of-a-Rock-In-Your-Ass,
And pretty much everyone's "discernment" is that you still are, and always will be my bitch. Now STFU and go make money for me baby.
D8TA
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WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE FOR THE ORGANIZATION?
by minimus inwe've heard how some are convinced that loyal witnesses would do almost anything if they were told by the organization to do it.
some have even suggested killing if that's what was required.
how far would you have gone for the organization when you were in its clutches?
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D8TA
Fart-Comforter,
Actually, it's not nice to lie.
We all know you would go to great lengths to bust all your teeth out, so you may please your masters in New York much more efficiently.
Gum away moron.
D8TA
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What Does the WTBTS Sell? (Monitors Welcome)
by D8TA inwhy dont they just come out and tell the real truth?
i guess since they wont do it for themselves, i humbly (yes, i use this word "humbly" loosely, since i am the boards most humble person) will do it for them.. .
what is it that the wtbts sells?
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D8TA
Why Dont They Just Come Out and Tell the REAL TRUTH?
I guess since they wont do it for themselves, I humbly (yes, I use this word "humbly" loosely, since I am the boards MOST humble person) will do it for them.
What is it that the WTBTS sells? Is it truth? Is it salvation? Is it a piece of mind? Is it promise from God?
Nope I can sum it all of what they sell in to one word:
BULLSHIT.
D8TAS Handy Dandy Guide to WTBTS BULLSHIT
Jehovahs Witnesses Who Are They? What Do They Believe?
Who Are They? (Do we care?)
Its their desire that you become better acquainted with their BULLSHIT. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily BULLSHIT of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their BULLSHIT to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door about their BULLSHIT.
Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your BULLSHIT. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their BULLSHIT, their BULLSHIT organization, and how they feel about the BULLSHIT people and the BULLSHIT world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this BULLSHIT for you.
In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have BULLSHIT economic, physical, emotional BULLSHIT. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the BULLSHIT to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to BULLSHIT to do BULLSHIT, and they apply HORSE SHIT themselves to fulfill this BULLSHIT. In all their activities they seek guidance from the BULLSHIT and HORSE SHIT of the Assholes known as the Governing Body (aka: Master BULLSHITTERS).
The BULLSHIT of Jehovah's Witnesses in modern times has been filled with dramatic events, also referred to as SELF RIGHTEOUS EGOTISTICAL MONKEY SPUNK! From the one small Bible study in Pennsylvania back in 1870, the Witnesses by the year 2000 grew to some 90,000 congregations worldwide. See how many people believe the BULLSHIT?
What Do They Believe? (As if you dont know by now???)
They believe that, out of all the BULLSHIT ever conceived in our history of humanity, that they have the TRUE AND ACCURATE BULLSHIT! All that other BULLSHIT youve heard in your lifetime from anyone else? Screw it all! Jehovah Witnesses are GODS CHOSEN PEOPLE TO SPREAD BULLSHIT! That's right! Now arent you happy, that there are people in this world that actually have found THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE BULLSHIT?
And what are the perks? Hey, if you believe the HORSE SHIT the WTBTS shovels you...GOD LOVES YOU and, and, you get to live forever on a paradise earth! Isn't that special? And guess what happens to all the people who refuse to hear the WTBTS's BULLSHIT? Well then you get thrown in to a lake of fire. which is most likely filled with APE SHIT! Now that is some serious SHIT!
Whats better, lets say you are born in to this SHIT. You grow up hearing and learning this BULLSHIT, and one day you say: "I've about had enough of this SHIT!".
And guess what happens?
Just take a guess?
Please?
THATS RIGHT! The WTBTS believes it has a "God given right" to throw BULLSHIT your way! Oh, they just wont let you go peacefully they'll make sure that in some way or another (be it family and/or friends, articles of smear, etc.) that they will throw their HORSE SHIT in your path.
Nowsome of you hardcore scientific people want me to back up and prove that the WTBTS is full of BULLSHIT. Some people want me to logically show that the WTBTS are in error of their ways.
Know what?
FUCK THAT SHIT!
There are HUNDREDS if not THOUSANDS of experiences on this board and WWWeb of HUNDREDS if not THOUSANDS of people, who understand exactly what Im posting about here to day.
Im not going to prove what is an obvious situation of some dickhead ass slimes in New York who have the same need of power and control of peoples lives as Nero, Napoleon, Franco, Hitler, Mussolini, and/or every other individual(s) or empire in need of putting people in to some type of bondage.
No reason to be frickin REDUNDANT in presenting such evidence.
I rather just not take any more WTBTS BULLSHIT!
*Cough*
Wellthats my BULLSHIT of the day.
D8TA Jay Landry
Edited by - D8TA on 23 September 2002 20:12:3
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Tell us about your Profile Pic
by Beck_Melbourne injust wondering about some of the profile pics...i think its nice to know a bit about the person you want us see, or the person you don't want us to see.
so what were you thinking when the pic was taken, how long ago, and where were you?
mine was taken last month, just after my 36th birthday.
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Yet Another Taunt To the WTBTS Monitors
by D8TA inhello morons..... it's your favorite pain in the ass again.... nothing hardcore this time.
no rants.. no raves.. from the bottome of my heart, i leave you with these 2 words:.
blow me.
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D8TA
Hello Morons....
It's your favorite pain in the ass again...
Nothing hardcore this time.
No rants.
No raves.
From the bottome of my heart, I leave you with these 2 words:
BLOW ME
A) Whom is D8TA speaking too? B) Whom should blow D8TA?
( for those who need "help", the answer to both questions A) and B) is: The Governing Body and their silly lawyers )
That is all.
D8TA
