Posts by D8TA

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Some will go back

by JH in

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i would like to know how many people here are thinking of going back to the hall if the elders go and visit them.

we had stories of people telling the elders that they had enough and wanted to get out.

on the other hand, i am sure a few will go back, but we will not hear their stories as much because they fear the reaction of this board.

D8TA

Go back?

HAHAHAHAHA HA

HAHA HAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Oh man, I think I spotted.

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well, this is how you do it according to the bible, and, by implication, jehovah's witnesses too:find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes.

(deuteronomy 21:11-13) find a prostitute and marry her.

(hosea 1:1-3) find a man with seven daughters and impress him by watering his flock.

D8TA

Find a prostitute and marry her. (Hosea 1:1-3)

Amen brother!

Some sound biblical advice...finally! Since my street is crawling with them, how can one choose?

Ah yes. Prayer.

Dear Jehobie,

Gimmie a buxom raven haired babe with firm backsides. May she be covered with but one tattoo and knoweth how to use a surf-board. Send me a working girl that doesn't take crap; their crap, my crap...anyone's crap. May she be well trained in Ju-Jitsu, so she may vanquish thy enemies, and whose volcabulary would make a coal miner or sailor blush. May she have at least a full set of teeth and very few battle scars. May you please, ever so graceful one, gimmie a chick who can compete with me in contests of passing of gas. May she be a bride who can drink me under the table, yet be as skinny as a stick.

Yours truly, in Jebus' nome'

D8TA

P.S. Thank you for sending 40 girls meeting the criteria already, but can you just send that "special" someone soon.

Amen.

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A Whole Fortnight! Yes....!!!

by Englishman in

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yes, good people, the overworked citizens of the uk now have a whole fortnight off work, except for a few unfortunates who are in the retail and banking industries.

big sob, aahh!.

so, it's 2 weeks of religious contemplation, goodwill t'wards all men and the hand of friendship extended around the empire er, colonies, umm rest of the world, until we return to our secular activities on jan 6, 2003.. of course one or two of us might get seriously sozzled in the pub, feed our faces with piles of food and be glued to the telly for the rest of the time whilst watching the footie.. so, come on, tell us how you will be celebrating this year!.

D8TA

that's a lot of tiem off

Yep...way to much tiem! Not to mention the TIME they have off also! Heh heh...heh. (stares at the wall)

I'm bored.

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How to help a JW using 607, 1914 stuff.

by apocalypse in

the following information was prepared for the benefit of those who are endeavoring to assist a close friend or relative who is a jehovahs witness.

it is intended to aid a person who wishes to, in a non-confrontational manner, approach the vital foundational issue with respect to the primary doctrine of jehovahs witnesses.

it can be done without the recipient of the information even becoming aware of your intentions.

D8TA

I couldn't let that 666th post go, it just screams for bad luck to come my way!

I'm sorry Simon, but...

Scholar types:

scholar BA MA Stidies in Religion.

Notice it? NOTICE IT?!

Can't believe he...ha ha...said...Ha ha ha...that he said...HA HA ha...that he said, that he said...HA HA HA....Scholar BA MA STIDIES in Religion...OH AH HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HAHAHAHAHA HA * TEARS IN MY EYES * HA HA HA HA HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

* cough *

No, really...please..ha ha ha ha...just please...hAHAHahahaHA!!!!! * tries to type but can't *

Oh god! Oh god! My stomach is hurting! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

I've read EVERY single THREAD that your name appears in Mr.....hahahahahah..."Scholar"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Every time...EVERY SINGLE TIME...when some poster asks for you to GIVE evidence ( a link/article/book/anything! ) to your counterpoint to an arguement...YOU HAVE NEVER SUPPLIED ANY!! Ooooooohhhhhh...aahahahHAHAahahah!!!!

Please, everybody...just...ahhahahhaha...spend 5 minutes and search ALL the threads "Scholar" (spends 10 minutes rolling on the floor) has posted on. Every time somebody asks for a back up to his counterpoint, there is never a reply. There's a whole lot of misdirection and non-response, but never a reply including any resources to his claims.

This must make you the first...ehehhehehehehahhahaha..."Scholar" who doesn't use any written/typed/pen'd/finger painted/crayola crayon RESOURCES! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And please, inform me of what Univeristy that offers degrees of Master of the Arts and Bachelor of the Arts in "Stidies" of Religion? This must be a "WTS only" program...right? RIGHT??!

Oh man, I haven't laughed this hard for a long, long time.

I now officially go away....again.

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MY LAST POST ON JWD

by D8TA in

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ah yes...ye olde post of six hundred and sixty six, and my last here on this board.. first a few things outta the way:.

comf: "not in the ball park".

idiom used to define a playing field within the political or pop-debate spectrum.

D8TA

Ah yes...ye olde post of six hundred and sixty six, and my last here on this board.

First a few things outta the way:

ComF: "not in the ball park". Idiom used to define a playing field within the political or pop-debate spectrum. This idiom isn't "officially" listed in any popular resource for such definitions. Re-read my post, you'll catch what I'm saying sooner or later.

Zechariah:

Your post was crude, insulting, insensitive and greatly uninformed..

Yes...and please tell me, when have I not been "crude, insulting, insensitive". "Greatly uniformed"....oh, as to be informed by your Judeo-Christian point of view? Strike! I'm very informed of that. Walked in those shoes before, and traded them in for something new.

Besides...isn't that a rather "hateful" thing to say?

Aaaaah...."perception". Are we learning yet? Someday you'll get it.

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D8TA's Farewell Post

Perception. It's what it's all about isn't it? This existence in which we call life?

Many people erect prisons for themselves. Towering stone walls within the society in which they live. They do it without even realizing it. Great fortresses of rock: Career, Political Idealism, Family, Marriage, Education, Pleasure...list goes on. It's natural. No "right or wrong" about it. No "good or bad" reasoning.

It's in our nature to find routine, and seek a life of comfort within it.

We humans always had this instinctive nature to gather in numbers for protection. Sure it started out against survival against the natural elements early in our history, then evolved in to gathering in to social structures of common ideals.

Where are we at now? Killing each other for survival over various points of view in social values. Religion, politics, customs, traditions, you name it...it's most likely on the list.

Hard fact to face, that's what we are. There is no utopian solution. There will always be conflicts of interests. Survival of the fittest on many levels.

Save your "Jesus Saves" answers, as it will prove my point on what I'm saying here. Because when you post it, I'll say: "So does Allah, Shiva, Gwado the Monkey Lord, etc. etc."

Same thing for the WTBTS and it's 6 million members, same for our relatives who are within. There are going to be people in this world, who need to gather within these types of walls.

I see the issues, relavent as they may be, that people bring up about the WTBTS...but ya know what, they are the same as another social group. Let the baby have it's bottle.

Find the joy in the freedom in which you've found.

Existence. There is a point I've reached. My existence. There is no one on this planet who will ever experience MY existence...only me. It's mine, and I can view the world as the way I want to. No person, group, organization, corporation, and/or government can take that away...they cant even touch it. It's mine.

Just like you have yours. Like they have theirs.

Where am I going in my existence? Just going to do what I want to do, what I have been doing. Globe trotting, exploring, bringing a few smiles to those who have no reason to smile.

I have one month left before my return to Brazil. After a few years there, it'll probablly be time to move on to another spot. I never really like staying in place that long, or with people that long. I just kinda come in like a breeze, a wind, touch for few seconds...and I'm out your window.

I hope I provoked a few things while here. Hoped I provoked; happiness, anger, love, hate, courage, fear.....

That's what makes us feel alive isn't it? Emotions. Set us apart with species who have limited use of emotion with their reasoning.

I don't want to waste my existence with any one pursuit, in any one place, in any one country, in any one set of social idealisms. It's to big of a world! I like getting out there, even if people have walked the footsteps before, it's still a new frontier for me. Besides, I'll be seeing it with multiple points of view....those who walked before me, and then my own.

Life's to short. I'm free...and I'm greatful for that freedom. There are certain freedoms in this world that can be only self attained, and not granted. Especially the freedom from a prison instituted by one's own mind. No matter what reasoning, argument, and/or logic in which you provide...there is an individual sense of freedom that people will desire, in order for them to break free from some prisons.

But, like I said...most people need that comfort. Perhaps, that's where they should stay.

Well, I'm leaving now....

Au revoir.

* puts magic ring on and turns invisible *

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You Ask Questions? I Have THE Answers

by D8TA in

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with the current disappearance of a certain poster, i've exhaustively been spending my time in the search for naeblis.. disturbing...very, very disturbing.. click at your own risk:.

http://hometown.aol.com/statuemonkey/myhomepage/profile.html

D8TA

Cygnus,

No dude, not the MONKEY picture...the guy drinking the beer. Er, I had warned him not to wear multiple shirts...by the second day he finally listened. Not from the advice I gave him, but by the advice of Mr. Humidity and Mrs. Sunshine.

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You Ask Questions? I Have THE Answers

by D8TA in

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with the current disappearance of a certain poster, i've exhaustively been spending my time in the search for naeblis.. disturbing...very, very disturbing.. click at your own risk:.

http://hometown.aol.com/statuemonkey/myhomepage/profile.html