sorry,got distracted by the cat.."THE COMPLETE IDIOTS GUIDE TO JEHOVAHS WITNESSES"..hell, they have idiots guide form everything to car repair to yoga,why not a wacky,senseless,madeup religion???or,is there already one out?
aquagirl
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Thinking of writing a book about JWs
by truthseeker inanyone here thinking of writing a book about jws?
it's been on my mind for a while and i will finally set about doing it soon.
a look at a bible study .
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Thinking of writing a book about JWs
by truthseeker inanyone here thinking of writing a book about jws?
it's been on my mind for a while and i will finally set about doing it soon.
a look at a bible study .
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aquagirl
"jehovahs witnesses for the complete idiot'...greta idea,let me know if i can help!!!!
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What did you not like about the paradise?
by reneeisorym ini have always loved it when the seasons changes.
i was always told that we would have temerate weather all of the time and the seasons wouldn't chage.
i always thought i would miss the changing leaves, budding flowers after it has been so cold, and the snow.
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aquagirl
eternity!!!!hah!!!even two hours is pushing the limit,as far as im concerned.
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What did you not like about the paradise?
by reneeisorym ini have always loved it when the seasons changes.
i was always told that we would have temerate weather all of the time and the seasons wouldn't chage.
i always thought i would miss the changing leaves, budding flowers after it has been so cold, and the snow.
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aquagirl
i think that everyones vision of paradise is different.for some folks,it is boring hairstyles and dull unimaginative clothing.and lots of studying and rules..aint my idea of perfect living.nope,not at all...i was afraid that id be stuck w/all of those horrid grinning litso's in the pictures,and even as a chils,knew,that my destiny was elsewhere,somewhere better.somewhere w/velvet and satin,and fine wines and great music.and wild crazy hair..and satan,of course.
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The Vegetarian Birds Will Feast On Us?
by serotonin_wraith inso, once armageddon is over and the bodies are everywhere, the birds are supposed to feed on us.. yet, shouldn't they be vegetarian in the 1000 year reign?.
a quick snack before god sets it in stone?
if so, the surviving jws may be able to have a bbq with any meat they find laying around from the destroyed supermarkets and butchers before they get told to give it up and eat fruit instead.. (but knowing me, i've probably missed something!
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aquagirl
jeffrey daumer's got a good chance of resurrection,no?
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JW tragedy in Newark, New Jersey
by Gopher inan elder was killed in a hit-and-run incident near the kingdom hall, either before or after door-to-door work.. http://www.nj.com/news/ledger/essex/index.ssf?/base/news-4/1191559961217180.xml&coll=1 (type jehovah in the search box).
man is killed in hit-and-run in newarkat least three suspects escape on foot from stolen vehicle after crashfriday, october 05, 2007 .
by barry carterstar-ledger staffsimon priester jr., a jehovah's witness, may have been getting ready to canvass a newark neighborhood yesterday morning when a stolen car with three people in it struck and killed him as he was getting out of his vehicle.
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aquagirl
they shun us to extremes that they should be embarrased about...my girlfriends dad died while she was away..no one called her,cause she was df'd...nice,eh?ill bet thats EXACTLY what jesus would have done.....
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JW tragedy in Newark, New Jersey
by Gopher inan elder was killed in a hit-and-run incident near the kingdom hall, either before or after door-to-door work.. http://www.nj.com/news/ledger/essex/index.ssf?/base/news-4/1191559961217180.xml&coll=1 (type jehovah in the search box).
man is killed in hit-and-run in newarkat least three suspects escape on foot from stolen vehicle after crashfriday, october 05, 2007 .
by barry carterstar-ledger staffsimon priester jr., a jehovah's witness, may have been getting ready to canvass a newark neighborhood yesterday morning when a stolen car with three people in it struck and killed him as he was getting out of his vehicle.
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aquagirl
dang,poor fella...
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The Vegetarian Birds Will Feast On Us?
by serotonin_wraith inso, once armageddon is over and the bodies are everywhere, the birds are supposed to feed on us.. yet, shouldn't they be vegetarian in the 1000 year reign?.
a quick snack before god sets it in stone?
if so, the surviving jws may be able to have a bbq with any meat they find laying around from the destroyed supermarkets and butchers before they get told to give it up and eat fruit instead.. (but knowing me, i've probably missed something!
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aquagirl
NEW LIGHT!!!! god actualy will have our miserable carcasses composted..to feed the gazillions who will be rising from the dead hourly.{yick}..to have gardens where the seas are now..dont need all of those pesky oceans,we need to raise food for the infidels that will be brought back dammit!!!!!!
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What Did You Actually Do At Meetings?
by minimus inwere you a note taker?
did you truly listen??
were you a daydreamer?
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aquagirl
fill in all of the o's in the litterature.then the e's...always embellished the hairdos in the illustrations,found them boring..sometimes id try to get babies and really small children in trouble by making them laugh.then their ohsoholy parents would take em out back and beat 'em...guess im kinda sorry for that last one,but..i was bored!!!oh,on sunday mornings,id sit in a sunny spot in the hall,and try to 'acidently' flash the speakers eyes w/a charm on my bracelet..that was way cool,and i would always do it on a dare..what a maroon...sheesh...
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i slandered jehovah!
by The Humper inor so my mom (a reg pioneer of 15yrs) says.
i tried to tell my mom about the wt coverups like un-ngo, rand cam, shares/stocks they own, the payout for the sexual assault victims, and a few more.
well this is what she had to say to me about the whole thing.
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aquagirl
the humper,its'ok..i officially forgive you and absolve you from all blame in this matter...go forth and slander no more....