It would have been funny for you to re-enact that famous scene from Jerry McGwire where Tom Cruise starts shaking his body and flailing his arms around saying: "Don't worry, I'm not going to freak out!"
Posts by Arthur
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24I guess I won't be re-appointed as a servant again.
by rassillon ini will try to make a long story short.
me and my wife (faithful jw) had a problem with an evil pioneer sister elder's wife in our former hall.
through the course of trying to work it out we decided we would be better off in another hall.
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Mom just told she would dime me out and get me disfellowshipped
by What-A-Coincidence inmy momma walked in caught me dozing and she saw what was on my desk ... a bottle of coffee liqueur.. she said if i get drunk she would talk to the elders and have me disfellowshipped.
you would do me that favor???
i didn't say that but i thought it.. .
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Arthur
Man, you could drink the whole bottle and all you'd get would be a sugar coma...
LOL. Yeah, I think there is probably more alcohol in a rum-flavored See's Candy.
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Any new thoughts, new light or clarified understanding from the D/C?
by jason bourne in.
i havent been reading the kms or magazines for a while........
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Arthur
The Internet is Satan's new tool
Yeah, I guess someone is going to have to break the sad news to Al Gore that it wasn't him who invented it.
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Mom just told she would dime me out and get me disfellowshipped
by What-A-Coincidence inmy momma walked in caught me dozing and she saw what was on my desk ... a bottle of coffee liqueur.. she said if i get drunk she would talk to the elders and have me disfellowshipped.
you would do me that favor???
i didn't say that but i thought it.. .
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Arthur
a bottle of coffee liqueur.
Huh? This is the kind of stuff senior citizens drink while thay are lawn bowling.
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Heaven with a beer volcano and a stripper factory
by Skimmer inyes, there's a heaven with a beer volcano and a stripper factory.
at least according to the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/flying_spaghetti_monster .
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Arthur
What the hell???
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part 2, my dad's death...
by crazyblondeb inok, now i'm really pissed, even though i saw this coming.
my dad's obituary appeared online tonight.
as i expected, my name was left out.
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Arthur
We're glad that you're letting us know what's going on. I'm really sorry to hear about all of this. I can't say that I can understand how you feel, but I would say that it is so important to let your feelings out. (by writing in a journal, beating a pillow, etc.) I can relate with feelings of wanting to get back at people, I've been there. Remember, as long as you carry yourself with dignity through this, your behavior will make a positive lasting impact on those who know you and most importantly, your own self-respect.
With love,
Arthur
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IF they were right
by KW13 inimagine you woke up in a paradise earth that was inhabited by jehovahs witnesses.
what would your reaction be?
personally i'd feel sick (if my perfect body would allow that lol) as eternity stuck with them, would be worse than hell.
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Arthur
Well, look at it this way. It would be a great place to live if you were a stand-up comic. Just look at how much material would present itself to you daily.
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My preaching effort at the DC
by jwfacts inmy wife decided to go to the dc for the sunday.
anyway she needed a lift home so i had to go and pick her up at the end.
i managed to park right outside one of the exits.
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Arthur
It would have been funny if you walked around out side with one of those old "sandwich signs" that read:
"Religion is a Snare and a Racket" just like the JWs used to do outside of the churches.
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Fidel castro temporarily gives up power!
by Forscher infidel castro just temporarily gave up his power to his brother, raul castro.
he is going to have abdominal surgery and gave up his power to his brother for the duration of his illness.
i am sure there will be more to follow on the newswires.
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Arthur
I don't buy the story about the abdominal surgery. I think he is probably getting circumcised so that he can convert to Judaism.
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I didn't tell you guys about my cool "new" toy!!!
by Nosferatu ini bought this thing at a garage sale a couple of weekends ago for fifty cents.
all i had to do was replace the batteries and it works fine!.
it's a trs-80 pocket computer (model pc-3) that you can program in basic.
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Arthur
After describing it to us, I began to think that you payed too much. Oh, by the way, I have some old mayonaise in the fridge if you would like to buy it off me.