that bird actually looks like it's saying "oh really???
these acronyms come from online chat/gaming.
orly - quick way to type oh really.
Well Moomin....here's what to do.
When your hubby is in his laydee phase of his bi-polar...thingy, you can talk to....her, cos you wimin understand each other dontcha chuck?
Damn....i'm good. I should give proper grown up advice to big people.
Lowden
that bird actually looks like it's saying "oh really???
these acronyms come from online chat/gaming.
orly - quick way to type oh really.
Or maybe I have bipolar personality disorder...
That's........not really got the same clout, now has it??
"Lowden Uncovers Plot To Destroy JWD"
"Lowden Finds Poorly In Head Person"
I shall await my day of glory.................
Lowden
that bird actually looks like it's saying "oh really???
these acronyms come from online chat/gaming.
orly - quick way to type oh really.
No conspiracy unfortunately
Aaaaah sheeeyt!!
I thought i'd uncovered a sinister, evil mastermind.
Lowden
that bird actually looks like it's saying "oh really???
these acronyms come from online chat/gaming.
orly - quick way to type oh really.
How come SKEPTIC2 and MOOMIN both have the same IP address?????????
HUH??
Explain kids!
Lowden
many time believers differentiate sin as willfull and non willfull.
is there a difference .....not including an honest mistake?
gumby.
Too muchTea!
Come hither girl and i will proffer thee i finer beverage...of the finest Guinness. Then these nasty Christian bretheren shall seem but a wispy fart in the fetid autmnnal air.
Peace
Lowden
it made me laugh when i saw the name of one of the prospective apostacurry pubs, the swan and graveyard was it ?.
so i got to thinking about making up some crazy pub names.
you buy your own personal 'winner' a pint at the 'postacurry'.....or if yer not going send 'em a 'cyber pint'.. the frog and bike spoke.
The Arse and Elbow
Still Together Then? (Cheeks of my Arse)
The Bear at Bottom
You...erm....LIKE bums do you Kitten...eh??
OK, more fictitious Pub Names....
The Relieved Arse - (Damn, there's that word again!!!) The first pub jailbirds hit when they get out of the clink.
The Rubber Neck - Pub next to the worst accident blackspot in the country.
The Shifty Glance - Freqented by men in long raincoats and trilbys who talk to you in half whispers and only finish half their pint.
Peace
Lowden (Starting to doubt my sanity now)
many time believers differentiate sin as willfull and non willfull.
is there a difference .....not including an honest mistake?
gumby.
Humpy
I'd like to see you say this when armageddon strikes when Jehovah and his son makes you crawl to the pits of hell for being a relentles sinner who mocks the almighty Jehovah!!!!!
.....and when that happens, i'll be mostly saying "Hey!......SIR!!.....See this middle finger?...This is for you!"
How quickly you have forgotten that David killed the big giant with a little tiny stone and avenged the blood of gods people.......so god owed him one.
......and the eleventy fifth commandment is...."And if thou ever dost kill a big 9 foot man in my name.....you can go and shag another mans wife and kill her husband, cos thatst willst be alrighteee by my standards".
Lowden
i don't think we ever had more than 75 for an average attendence at the local kingdom hall.
i was driving by there the other day when the thursday meeting was going on and it appears based on the cars that there is still about 75 people attending.
when i drive by churches of similar size [meaning the church building is about the same size (square footage) as a normal kingdom hall] there seems to me many more people, perhaps 110 or more attending.. i'm just curious if it seems to be a practice to keep jw congregations to around 75 to 100 people or not.
Erm.....No offence but....why does ANYBODY find this subject intriguing??
Peace
Lowden
many time believers differentiate sin as willfull and non willfull.
is there a difference .....not including an honest mistake?
gumby.
Sin is a bag of religious shit!!
Doing wrong to my fellowman is another thing. But sin? I don't SIN every bloody day!!! I'm not having ANY of that sinister mind-controlling bullshit anymore.
Once upon a time i might have believed that if all i'd done all day that was bad was swearing (in my head, even bad THOUGHTS for pitys sake, no watyout there!) that i'd SINNED. I was therefore a BAD person, deserved to die, needed jesus sacrifice, needed to bow and ask forgiveness. Sod OFF!! I say that to anyone who dares call me a sinner. It's all about CONTROLLING. You are BAD, you need to come to me (god and his visible representatives) and kiss my feet.
If anyone here has such low self-esteem that they need to call themselves in this way every day, then i feel sorry for them. It's truly sad.
Peace
Lowden (of the "i won't crawl through the shit anymore" class)
the wts provides illustrations of well clothed and fed people standing around grinning at each other at some never ending picnic.
that's nice.
but with all the focus recently on the aftermath of hurricane katrina i got to thinking of the practical problems of a post-armageddon world.
You beat me to this one Gregor.
I've had this in my mind for a while now. This one is a big hurdle for the WTS to get over.
OH!......no i've got it!!
God's gonna need a helluva lot of birds to get rid of 6 billion bodies, so he'll just re-create pteradactyls....they'll eat LOADS. Yep, that'll do the trick!!
Ye of little faith.
Peace
Lowden
